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If you described your sexual prowess as a firework

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What kind would you be and why?

I would be a Catherine wheel, because I last for ages.

Just for fun since it’s nearly bonfire night

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd be a golden fountain. Not because I gush but because its bright, twinkly, grouded, slow burn and not too noisy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mortar shell with a damp fuse.

It can take a while to get me going but if you manage it I’m going to explode with a Big Bang and rock your world

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m a sparkler.

Sometimes it works but usually it goes out with a feeble fizzle

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By *ittlechick77Couple over a year ago

Staines

Roman candle

Great balls of fire

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Firecracker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something that goes up and down very quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time rain.. burning gradually

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

One that is left over in the box, but when someone finally does take it they find just how special it is.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The one that goes weeeeeeeer bang!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like one of those rockets that doesn’t explode at the end.

Lots of anticipation but over really quickly and ultimately disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a sparkler, 30 seconds of fun then you want a burger

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

"Like one of those rockets that doesn’t explode at the end.

Lots of anticipation but over really quickly and ultimately disappointing.

I'm still waiting for the bang!

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By *rhugesMan over a year ago

Cardiff

A Catherine wheel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Few sparkles lot noise one Big Bang and it’s all over lol

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I'd be a Comet:

A star or fiery ball which emits a thick trail of sparks on the way up, following the star or ball and eventually burns out or fades away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of those rockets that has promise but disappears after a slight 'weeeee' sound leaving you going, oh ok.

Before exploding into the biggest show of light leaving you saying 'fuuuuuuucking hell'

and not being able to move your legs for about ten mintutes.

I may have been lied to by a Sukkubus but yknow what, today I'm taking it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wet squib

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By *ussexualMan over a year ago

Brighton

One of those that glows a little then dies, and everyone is afraid to approach it again

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

more firecrackers here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cake and barrage it's long lasting and does multiple things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The cake and barrage it's long lasting and does multiple things

What are you dong on Guy Fawkes night?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The noisy one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick fizz and a big bang

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"The noisy one

I’m concur

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t know the names for them all, but I’d be one that screams and is fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know the names for them all, but I’d be one that screams and is fast

Yesterday I thought you might be my perfect lady. Today I KNOW it!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

One that makes you go ‘ooh, I wasn’t expecting that’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know the names for them all, but I’d be one that screams and is fast

Yesterday I thought you might be my perfect lady. Today I KNOW it! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The cake and barrage it's long lasting and does multiple things

What are you dong on Guy Fawkes night?

Going out with a great big bang

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