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What is something you can say during sex and also at the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice melons

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By *exy_mixed_coupleCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

Can you check out the back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much?!!!………..

*I’ll get my coat*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How much?!!!………..

*I’ll get my coat*"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put it in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put it in "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please can I try that sausage…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have your nectar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow that’s a big one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't get much for your money these days

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Cor... can’t wait to put cream all over that!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Cash only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next move down the que please

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By *omDecMan over a year ago

morpeth

Daddy will get more of that special milk you like babygirl ????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Erm excuse me, where can I find the lube?”

Or in a cuck situation “clean up on aisle 3!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pork sausage please, my good man!

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By *uxuriantCouple over a year ago

Cornwall

Pass the courgette will you.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Squirty cream on offer ... go on then, treat yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Squirty cream on offer ... go on then, treat yourself

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By *ent_guy_30Man over a year ago

kent

You want stuffing…

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I was 1st in the queue!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Can I have some cash back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your melons are huge

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By *impleSailorMan over a year ago

the moon

Clean up aisle 4

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By *he MuffinmanMan over a year ago

Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire

You don’t get many of them to the pound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the fucking meat!!!

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

These baps are nice and soft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want to use self service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

It’s best to give ‘em a good squeeze first, I like ‘em nice ‘n ‘ firm

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

This melon’s not very firm.

Do you mind if I grab another one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats past its best

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By *ekkatransTV/TS over a year ago

Scarborough

Have you got any bigger marrows ?

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By *olex99Man over a year ago

Hull

Don't forget the butter. We're re-enacting Last Tango in Paris tonight

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘I always seem to join the wrong queue’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's not fresh it's to fishy smelling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s going straight in my basket

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

I can’t unlock the chain thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When's the use by date?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Congratulations, you’re my millionth customer. You get it for free!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always take it from the back.

(Better best before date).

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By *ackdaw52Man over a year ago

Chesterfield

Unexpected item in bagging area!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get this in a bigger size ?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... All toys on offer ... Buy one get one free ... Bargain!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m done, let’s get the fuck out of here

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Do you want that wrapped

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Does this sausage smell off to you?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like me to reach that for you?

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

Hold my plums

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Too much cheese on that for me

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

Don’t they look nice and juicy

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By *ent_guy_30Man over a year ago

kent

"Too much cheese on that for me "

Lol that’s brilliant haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago
Forum Mod

Central

I'm not sure a dozen of them is enough, I'm insatiable today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get that warmed up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was on offer last week

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"It was on offer last week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I pick the Cherry ??

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple over a year ago

Somewhere Only We Know

That looks rancid!

Do you offer refunds?

Can I come inside?

Lou x

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

Size of that cucumber phwwwoar

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Erm... not sure it should be that squidgy

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Fancy a fuck?

You can say it but it doesn't mean you'll get a good response

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By *azza8275Man over a year ago

birmingham

Who's paying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I use the back exit?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Extra mature always seems to last pretty well. The long life is up the same aisle as the yoghurt, but if you want fresh cream it’s all over by the entrance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you put that in a bag please?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Hello dear, I came in the taxi.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Do you accept contactless, or shall I just put it in, just like we did years ago?

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Tonbridge

I want to spice things up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that's a nice pair of breasts.

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By *ir SupremacyMan over a year ago

Bolton

Im sure these are getting smaller

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I@m not paying that much for a bag for life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't get many of those to the pound.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

When he's about to give oral and he's moving between your legs, she says,

Get ready to go wild in the aisle...

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Ooh two for the price of one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come again soon

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Do you want any help with your packing?

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By *JSwingsMan over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Please come again

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

(These are brilliant. Making me chuckle on a grim day)

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By *leasure Hunter400Man over a year ago

Bucks

That fish stinks.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

How many points do I get for this?

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By *inkerbell67Woman over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

How much ....lol

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By *rompton boyMan over a year ago

oxfordshire

Wow that’s a big one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh your going straight in my basket

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

That looks well past its sell by date.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Do you have any ID?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I knew what I came in for

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By *inecrestMan over a year ago

West Yorks

I've won a lucky dip on the lottery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you still take cash?

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

Open 24/7 for your convenience

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan over a year ago

SNottingham

Bend over, no, closer to the screen.

Now swipe my Nectar card....

Has it taken? Is it accepted?

Oh no, shit, have I got to do it again before it's taken? What a faff! Would Vaseline be any better or do I have to take me winkle pickers off & give it a good hit?

No it isn't ok - get yer hands off me!!! Ooo, you are a rough security woman. What do you mean I'm banned from Sainsbury's for the foreseeable future? No, I can't explain why my pajama bottoms are round me ankles. All I wanted was a bag of Kumquats....

Either that's role play or I'm banned from my local supermarket for some time!!!!"

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

That's a bit fishy for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where are the aubergines.

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By *g1231974Man over a year ago

wetherby

Do you have this in a larger size?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

Bogof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cream pie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll just try it, and if I like it will come back for more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unexpected item in bagging area.

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By *assageman85Man over a year ago

Red Lodge

Would you like me to check out the back for you?

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By *ornado69Man over a year ago

Princess Risborough

What a lovely pear

Large sausage or small

I love a spitroast

Its too big to swallow

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

This is leaking everywhere, I’ve left a trail. Have you any wet-wipes?

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

nearby

Same time next week.

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By *007ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Don't push in, go behind me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squeeze my buns to make sure they're fresh

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By *yclindaveMan over a year ago

Leicester

That's a good looking bird, could take a good stuffing probably needs two loads.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Do you want to go before me?

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By *uicypeaches77Couple over a year ago

Taunton

Have you got any condoms ?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Have you got any condoms ?"

Juicy peaches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rarely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No not that one its going soft

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Excuse me do you have a mop? There’s squirty cream all over the floor and someone could slip

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ooo now that could be a trip hazard

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I get a bigger portion?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next please!

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By *hekaiserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Jesus Christ...

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan over a year ago

SNottingham

Did I bring any bags with me?

No, only the one to the right of me.....!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the back door open or closed?

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan over a year ago

SNottingham

How many chocolate fingers & French Fancies do ya think I'll need?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh those plums look delicious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those thighs are looking juicy

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Yes, I am over 18.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Now that deserves a good write up on trust pilot.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

These bags are really full and heavy.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll just grab my coin purse.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

This is really cheesy.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

[Removed by poster at 16/11/21 22:08:30]

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

"These bags are really full and heavy. "
You have a heavy load.

haha

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By *illiedavillieMan over a year ago

milton keynes-ish

I’ve got a bloody coupon, hang on while I whip it out!

No, hang on, that’s condom! Silly twat!!!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Arkwright: "Gggg-Gggg-Granville, can you fetch Nurse Gladys Emmanuel that bag of crushed nuts?"

"They've been poked, prodded and slapped all week and noboy's took any more interest in them and the bag's gone all saggy too."

Granville: "Shall I ask her if she wants some oats too?"

...a tub of dried peas narrowly missed Granville's head, as it jumped out off Arkwright's hand and flew out of the stockroom...

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

This ones got a bit of mould on it...

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cash or card?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have any of that golden nectar.......fosters lager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every little helps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw what you put down your shorts and now I’m calling the Police

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By *alclmMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Can you pass my that cucumber

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Can you make it a good portion please.

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan over a year ago

SNottingham

If watermelon has water in it...

Then what does a kumquat have?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the smell of cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spillage in the centre aisle

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"This ones got a bit of mould on it..."

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Spillage in the centre aisle "

Claaaaaaas!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Do you want some "Daddy's sauce?"

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By *ich_ChesterMan over a year ago

Chester

Thats a firm one

Put it back where it belongs

Do you give discount

Cash or card

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By *antasyrealmCouple over a year ago

Congleton

Every little helps

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The Gentlemen’s Relish is a little salty..

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By *alentedfMan over a year ago

Near Newbury

I'll get that cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't wait to put my sausage in those buns

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan over a year ago

SNottingham

Do you seriously want brown sauce on that when it's done?

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By *est Mims LookingCouple over a year ago

Crofton

Can I get that cucumber

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By *rgrey6969Man over a year ago

ribble valley

That's a huge cucimber

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

towcester

Would you like a little sample taste?

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By *eddyboy972Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Bag of potatoes

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By *ustdavewiltshireMan over a year ago

Bath

That's a meaty sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take a ticket and wait in line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ends of those sausages are too close together.

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By *enm83Man over a year ago

Stockport

Usually at an Aldi checkout..

"That was quick...."

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

nearby

Is that cheese on top?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Do you need stuffing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooooooooo I do love a six pack on a friday night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Self service is free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean up in ladies lingerie

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By *lla4everTV/TS over a year ago

Overseas

Caution! Slippery floor!

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Pass me the cream

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Fancy some nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I remember when this was all new and I used to like coming here.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Fucking self-service is free...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Contactless only....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keeping pumping, it will come soon enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to sample this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a cuppa once we've finished?

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh feel how firm that is

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll have that cucumber wrapped please.

Fancy some tasty bangers Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When is your next delivery?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I can't get it back in...

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Want to supersize it?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Once powered up to full speed, the juices will not stop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great ‘What is something you can say during sex and also at the supermarket’ thread everyone

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