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What crimes against the spirit of fab have you committed this weekend?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So lets compare notes on what crimes & misdemeanours you have committed this weekend that goes against the spirit of fab?
I’ll start..
Apparently because I’m not sat at home in lingerie ready to welcome any Tom, Dick or Harry into my bed when they make a request it’s not on.. cause it’s a sex site innit & I’ve posted photos of me in my lingerie so I must be gagging for it.
I’ve also apparently offended someone by posting more photos on here than some dude had got on his Insta but my profile states I’m not looking atm so what’s the point..
I’ve also offended someone by not engaging in polite conversation after he asked wuu2 from his pictureless & wordless profile..
Didn’t realise I had committed so many fab misdemeanours this weekend!
So what have you done to offend the sweet sensitive souls of fab this weekend? |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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My pussy is offended by me taking the dead mouse off of him.. just to piss me off about 20 minutes later he'd brought another in..
He's very annoyed with me ..
Fab wise... I'm a single guy so someone wll be pissed at my gender  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, unfortunately, the fact that you won't agree to fuck simply because you have been asked is a common one  . Following on from that, if you won't at least give them wank material you're immediately demoted from "sexy" to ugly, fat, cow, old, saggy, etc, etc
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m fat. I should be covered 24/7 365 days a year and not post another pic until my jaws have been wired together.
And I have pubes. God damn I’m a smelly bitch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, unfortunately, the fact that you won't agree to fuck simply because you have been asked is a common one . Following on from that, if you won't at least give them wank material you're immediately demoted from "sexy" to ugly, fat, cow, old, saggy, etc, etc
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How very dare you not supply someone with an endless amount of wank material.. very unreasonable of you! 
I’ve demoted more times than I can count! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a guy message me the other day, to say ‘nice tits’.
When I didn’t reply, he messaged back with ‘ugly though’.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even have a profile pic!
Fortunately my self-esteem is still intact! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I didn’t answer every cock pic or thirsty PM that I received this weekend.
I didn’t send extra pictures to the ‘couple’ that messaged asking for them.
I was actually selective about the people that I engage and flirt with, as a single guy I should just be glad of the attention…
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m fat. I should be covered 24/7 365 days a year and not post another pic until my jaws have been wired together.
And I have pubes. God damn I’m a smelly bitch. "
How totally out of order for you to have natural body hair and a deliciously curvy body & amazing boobs! It’s banishment for you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a guy message me the other day, to say ‘nice tits’.
When I didn’t reply, he messaged back with ‘ugly though’.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even have a profile pic!
Fortunately my self-esteem is still intact!"
Sounds like a right charmer.. I’m sure he’ll go far on fab  |
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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago
Cardiff |
I told someone three times that I wasn't interested and for that I deserve to die and catch Covid because I'm a cunt.
Another one I didn't tell that I wasn't interested until my third message, branding myself a time waster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I told someone three times that I wasn't interested and for that I deserve to die and catch Covid because I'm a cunt.
Another one I didn't tell that I wasn't interested until my third message, branding myself a time waster."
Noooo! The Covid one is a total prick. Hope you reported x |
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"I had a guy message me the other day, to say ‘nice tits’.
When I didn’t reply, he messaged back with ‘ugly though’.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even have a profile pic!
Fortunately my self-esteem is still intact!"
On what planet are you ugly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sent a ‘fancy a fuck’ message.  "
At but that’s the essence & spirit of fab.. only those who turn down FAF messages are guilty of crimes against fab.
He who sends FAF messages will be blessed with an abundance of fucks.. thems the rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sent a ‘fancy a fuck’ message.
At but that’s the essence & spirit of fab.. only those who turn down FAF messages are guilty of crimes against fab.
He who sends FAF messages will be blessed with an abundance of fucks.. thems the rules "
I’ve yet to be blessed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have tonsillitis and my period and didn’t want to send videos to someone I sent a video to before tonsillitis and period.
His response.
“I like the old you”
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How very dare you for feeling ill.. this is fab we’ve got to be up for it 24/7/365
Hope you feel better soon xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not allowed people who asked to see my friends only pics  "
Totally out of order not showing non friends your friends pics.. in fact we shouldn’t have friend pics they should be freely available to everyone! |
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