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Describe yourself
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you tell us all what you look like if you couldn’t rely on posting photos?
Who or what do you look like? A celebrity maybe. Who knows you might not be able to have Hugh Jackman, but maybe someone could look like him in here
Have fun.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like Seal. With boobs. And glasses.
So you want.
To be free.
Why do people always think I look like any and every black person?  "
Just Seal. Or to give him his first name, Ron. |
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"Apparently we all view ourselves as better looking than we actually are, but as a counterpoint we are better dances than we think we are, "
That means I'm a mega fugly. I've also seen myself dance. It's an "interesting" vision. |
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"If an oopma loompa, Albert Einstein and Jimmy Krankie had a love child....
Conception by DP, even thinking about the logistics of that is mind boggling "
Conception by DP sounds like a new fragrance available for Christmas from Superdrug.
As for me, I look unremarkable which is a real asset in my job of international espionage.  |
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"As for me, I look unremarkable which is a real asset in my job of international espionage. "
Pah! There's nothing unremarkable about you 
Whereas I resemble and dress like a boring middle aged librarian |
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My face is hairy, I have big bushy eyebrows and dark brown eyes. My torso is slim but toned and you can use me as a washboard. I have good strong thighs but my legs could definitely do with more meat on them. I have 8 tattoos and plan to get more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell us all what you look like if you couldn’t rely on posting photos?
Who or what do you look like? A celebrity maybe. Who knows you might not be able to have Hugh Jackman, but maybe someone could look like him in here
Have fun. "
Helpful very down to earth exposed guy |
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but sexier obvs 