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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We’re not racist, homophobic or classist but…"
My best friend is black so I can't be racist ..... insert comment about muslims/Eastern Europeans/Africa etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll start....
I like skinny women
You have done this before
It does not
Offend me
What offends me is people
Purposely trying to get a rise
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And the winner is ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All redheads are crazy 
Fuck you!
I’m not crazy. Don’t close your eyes tonight!
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I think there's loose Redhead in my garden with a knife... how strange |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll start....
I like skinny women
You have done this before
It does not
Offend me
What offends me is people
Purposely trying to get a rise
And the winner is .....
What is my prize?"
Not planned that far ahead...
What do you Want? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I'll start....
I like skinny women
You have done this before
It does not
Offend me
What offends me is people
Purposely trying to get a rise
And the winner is .....
What is my prize?
Not planned that far ahead...
What do you Want?"
Erm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger 
Facts! "
Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger  |
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"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger
Facts!
Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger "
Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love that there will be people reading this that will be offended but know they’re going to look silly if they react.
I can imagine there have been a few people who’ve received a private reply. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love that there will be people reading this that will be offended but know they’re going to look silly if they react.
I can imagine there have been a few people who’ve received a private reply. "
No single man over 50 will recieve such a reply haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger
Facts!
Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger
Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on! "
Im kinda salivating and I don’t understand those ones who ask for NO GHERKIN
Crazy mofossss |
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"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger
Facts!
Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger
Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on!
Im kinda salivating and I don’t understand those ones who ask for NO GHERKIN
Crazy mofossss"
Heathens! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
How dare you! You take that back!
Never! "
Shocking! Im going to rant about this on twitter until 5am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger
Facts!
Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger
Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on!
Im kinda salivating and I don’t understand those ones who ask for NO GHERKIN
Crazy mofossss
Heathens! "
*copy and pasting 'stinks of pickles' in all your private notes* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vegans are plant killers!
Ah yes cruciferous genocide "
They're basically stealing animals food, and then they advocate how they care for animals, bloody hypocrits  |
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"The gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger
Facts!
Double facts!!! I mean, maybe not the best but they have to be in the burger to make it a great burger
Kylie there's a place by me that, puts a whole layer of overlapping gherkin slices on!
Im kinda salivating and I don’t understand those ones who ask for NO GHERKIN
Crazy mofossss
Heathens!
*copy and pasting 'stinks of pickles' in all your private notes*"
I'm not even ashamed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fat girls are more fun as we don't just rely on our looks to attract people, we developed great personalities too
And football is dull, over rated and made for stupid people
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
How dare you! You take that back!
Never!
Shocking! Im going to rant about this on twitter until 5am
Bloody women eh!  "
Cold hearred she devils the lot of you! Raarr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trump 2024 
He actually did a lot of good work for America and wasn’t racist.
He also didnt need to be woken up and reminded he was president "
He also looked really cool in that red baseball cap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly
What the fuck?!that's just not right thats going too far "
I think he actually took the title of the thread VERY literally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville etc were just expressing their sexuality honestly
I saw that MAP thing on Twitter. Absolutely bonkers "
Not sure what that is but don’t want to Google. But seriously, All the Yewtree lot can hang for me, including the ones who have yet to die but will be outed before the ashes are cool (cough, Cliff, cough…). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should women be allowed to touch the television remote?"
If that hands touches the remote and swiches over to watch queer eye im lobbing that tv out the window |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). "
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). "
im the same as you haven't a clue what it means |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). "
It's what all the batty boys call real men Di |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All redheads are crazy
Ha! As a redhead I can confirm.
I'm offended by your stereo typing "
In the age of Dolby Atoms, i’m offended by you constriction to stereo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more 
England is a shithole "
Actually, most of it is! Especially the Northern backward bit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more
England is a shithole
Actually, most of it is! Especially the Northern backward bit! "
we are your cool neighbours everyone likes us and we are great craic at a party and we can hold our drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence"
So just a ‘man’ then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more
England is a shithole
Actually, most of it is! Especially the Northern backward bit! we are your cool neighbours everyone likes us and we are great craic at a party and we can hold our drink "
Sold!! |
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This ought to put the tin hat on it.
An acronym is a word made up from the first letters of a phrase or sentence.
DIANA came from Died In A Nasty Accident.
AIDS from the term Arse Injected Death Sentence.
GAY itself from the burning question, Got Aids Yet?
And going off on another tangent, the medical term for lesbianism is... wait for it...STRAPADICTAMY |
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence
So just a ‘man’ then? "
We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to offend anyone! In fact, on behalf of Scotland, I'd like to apologise for the fact that everyone likes us more
England is a shithole
Actually, most of it is! Especially the Northern backward bit! we are your cool neighbours everyone likes us and we are great craic at a party and we can hold our drink
Sold!! "
the Irish will always have Scotlands back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence
So just a ‘man’ then?
We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful. "
“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males? |
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence
So just a ‘man’ then?
We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.
“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males? "
It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This ought to put the tin hat on it.
An acronym is a word made up from the first letters of a phrase or sentence.
DIANA came from Died In A Nasty Accident.
AIDS from the term Arse Injected Death Sentence.
GAY itself from the burning question, Got Aids Yet?
And going off on another tangent, the medical term for lesbianism is... wait for it...STRAPADICTAMY "
People who copy and repost things they’ve read on other forums or on Facebook aren’t funny and don’t have the imagination or intelligence to come up with anything original to post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence
So just a ‘man’ then?
We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.
“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?
It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence . "
Thank you so man = man? No need for cis? Is it that simple? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And for another acronym made famous in song available on YouTube by another hero, and role model of mine, an Australian guy called Kevin Bloody Wilson.
DILLIGAF.
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck "
DILLIGAF is a shit acronym that Kevin Bloody Wilson tried to make famous but he failed because no one listens to his music as it’s all shit. |
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence
So just a ‘man’ then?
We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.
“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?
It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence .
Thank you so man = man? No need for cis? Is it that simple? "
Cis is an adjective. As I said, technically no need for any of them but it wouldn't be very useful. My sentence would have then been "men are usually the most easily offended". I wanted to refer to specific men and not all of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence
So just a ‘man’ then?
We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.
“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?
It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence .
Thank you so man = man? No need for cis? Is it that simple? "
If she’d just said ‘men’ it would include men who were born female but who now identity as male. By add CIS she removed them from the group she was describing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And for another acronym made famous in song available on YouTube by another hero, and role model of mine, an Australian guy called Kevin Bloody Wilson.
DILLIGAF.
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
DILLIGAF is a shit acronym that Kevin Bloody Wilson tried to make famous but he failed because no one listens to his music as it’s all shit."
It's the aliment of the 80s sort of hi tec sexual rabies and you catch it off or lady's that probably caught it off a yank.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means "
Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha
Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means
Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha
Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world
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i don't understand all these new fantangled genders |
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"My brain is working overtime tonight, such is insomnia. I just posted on another thread that they could make a blockbuster movie about FAB, and call it, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 2."
the fake, the pointless and the conversational skills of a sponge?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was "
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. |
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means
Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha
Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world
i don't understand all these new fantangled genders "
It isn't a new gender. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means
Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha
Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world
i don't understand all these new fantangled genders "
Your Irish you have obviously been literally living under a rock escaping the spread of corona virus spreading through your village of 10 people !!!
I live 2 miles down so I know the struggle was real
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means
Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha
Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world
i don't understand all these new fantangled genders
It isn't a new gender. "
fantangled names for genders |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means
Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha
Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world
i don't understand all these new fantangled genders
It isn't a new gender. "
You can't make new genders are you god |
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"And for another acronym made famous in song available on YouTube by another hero, and role model of mine, an Australian guy called Kevin Bloody Wilson.
DILLIGAF.
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
DILLIGAF is a shit acronym that Kevin Bloody Wilson tried to make famous but he failed because no one listens to his music as it’s all shit."
Really we play it all the time on our phones to clients, customers, and civil serpents scratching a living in Her Majestys simple service who think that they are the tails that can wag the dog. We all listen to his music regularly on the sites when words of wisdom are needed to deal with soft cocks in suits etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue). im the same as you haven't a clue what it means
Typical fucking Irish !!!!haha
Joking Mate just fucking wing it like the rest of us sheep farmers and pretend we know what’s going on in the world
i don't understand all these new fantangled genders
It isn't a new gender.
You can't make new genders are you god "
I’d be cocky if I said yeah right ? |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. "
she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch"
You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass. |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch
You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass. "
they fucked the ass wtf |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch
You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass. they fucked the ass wtf"
was probably a better fuck anyway |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch
You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass. they fucked the ass wtfwas probably a better fuck anyway "
Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this? |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch
You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass. they fucked the ass wtfwas probably a better fuck anyway
Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this? "
He was gagged, tied up and his cock was locked in a cage. Basically Joseph was the only person in the whole of the Nativity Story who didn’t fuck Mary. Even the inn keeper fucked her before he told her there were no rooms available.
I’m not including baby Jesus in the list when I say everyone but Joseph fucked her, that’s a step too far even for atheist like me. |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch
You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass. they fucked the ass wtfwas probably a better fuck anyway
Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this?
He was gagged, tied up and his cock was locked in a cage. Basically Joseph was the only person in the whole of the Nativity Story who didn’t fuck Mary. Even the inn keeper fucked her before he told her there were no rooms available.
I’m not including baby Jesus in the list when I say everyone but Joseph fucked her, that’s a step too far even for atheist like me. "
Did he manage to have a wank at least?  |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch
You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass. they fucked the ass wtfwas probably a better fuck anyway
Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this? "
Joseph was out selling his ass for a pint of mead |
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"Mary was actually a slag. Immaculate conception? More like she had no idea who the father was
The 3 wise men only turned up at the stable because they heard Mary The Slag was in town and they all wanted a go on her. The gold, frankincense and myrrh were all gifts for her in exchange for sex, they were all items on her Wish List. she wouldn't let them have ago cos she was pregnant but she rode the donkey the dirty bitch
You have got your Nativity Story time line wrong, baby Jesus had been born by the time they rocked up so she wasn’t pregnant any more. She was a bit sore from giving birth though so they had to do her in the ass. they fucked the ass wtfwas probably a better fuck anyway
Was Joseph asked to sit in the corner and watch all this?
He was gagged, tied up and his cock was locked in a cage. Basically Joseph was the only person in the whole of the Nativity Story who didn’t fuck Mary. Even the inn keeper fucked her before he told her there were no rooms available.
I’m not including baby Jesus in the list when I say everyone but Joseph fucked her, that’s a step too far even for atheist like me.
Did he manage to have a wank at least? "
No, it would have been inappropriate for him to have a wank with baby Jesus present |
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"Straight, white, cis men are usually the most easily offended.
What’s a cis man? (Genuinely asking as have no clue).
Cis- identifying as the gender you were born with, in essence
So just a ‘man’ then?
We could get rid of all the adjectives but it wouldn't be very helpful.
“Man” is a noun , is it not? If you got rid of it what what would you call males?
It is indeed. Man was the noun in my sentence .
Thank you so man = man? No need for cis? Is it that simple?
If she’d just said ‘men’ it would include men who were born female but who now identity as male. By add CIS she removed them from the group she was describing. "
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