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I don’t suppose you fancy a shag.
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"Go on then, if you're gentle going in "I’ll use lube and everything | |||
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"I wouldn’t say no to a cheeky lil shag this morning. " Come on then | |||
"I know it’s early and all that but I don’t suppose you fancy a shag do you. Not necessarily with me, it’s more a general question. "Ok | |||
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"My mind says yes, but my body says no. I could be having some lovely sex this morning if I wanted it. Think I'll get some more sleep instead. " That’s just showing off. | |||
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"Already have. Call me a show off if you want but it's rare I have the chance of morning sex so I'm celebrating it "Morning sex is the best! | |||
"My mind says yes, but my body says no. I could be having some lovely sex this morning if I wanted it. Think I'll get some more sleep instead. " Brag | |||
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"Already have. Call me a show off if you want but it's rare I have the chance of morning sex so I'm celebrating it "Go girl. | |||
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"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there "No trouble. Wear knickers like your floss. | |||
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"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there
No trouble. Wear knickers like your floss. " . Deal | |||
"Go on then, if you're gentle going in
I’ll use lube and everything "Gentleman and a scholar sir *doffs cap and underwear* | |||
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"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there "He said it's ok just hurry | |||
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"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there
He said it's ok just hurry"You coming too Yasmeen? | |||
"I just have next door with your Nan " I know. You could have at least put her bins out. | |||
"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there
He said it's ok just hurry
You coming too Yasmeen? "No hes all yours xx | |||
"Just let me brush my teeth fiddles and I’m there
He said it's ok just hurry"Give her a lift will you. | |||
"Not at the moment .. I've got a cucumber stuck up me arse... hopefully nature will take it's course and it'll find it's way out..if not salad will be off the menu for tea tonight.." I got a lettuce stuck up mine once. I went to the doctor and he asked me to get undressed and bend over. ‘Christ, that looks painful!’, he said. ‘Painful?’ I replied, ‘That’s just the tip of the iceberg. ‘ | |||
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"Not at the moment .. I've got a cucumber stuck up me arse... hopefully nature will take it's course and it'll find it's way out..if not salad will be off the menu for tea tonight.. I got a lettuce stuck up mine once. I went to the doctor and he asked me to get undressed and bend over. ‘Christ, that looks painful!’, he said. ‘Painful?’ I replied, ‘That’s just the tip of the iceberg. ‘" | |||
"Aaaah yes. The elusive shag. I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around? " Apparently they’re making a comeback | |||
"Mmmmmmmmeee! I do, I really do. Going for a run instead "going past mine?? Two birds etc!! | |||
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"Aaaah yes. The elusive shag. I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around? Apparently they’re making a comeback "Where do I order one? | |||
"Aaaah yes. The elusive shag. I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around? Apparently they’re making a comeback
Where do I order one?"Your order is already in. | |||
"Mmmmmmmmeee! I do, I really do. Going for a run instead "Go girl. Hard, fast, run! | |||
"Already have. Call me a show off if you want but it's rare I have the chance of morning sex so I'm celebrating it "Lucky you - but always nice to celebrate a positive start to the day | |||
"Aaaah yes. The elusive shag. I haven’t had one of those for a while. Are they still around? Apparently they’re making a comeback
Where do I order one?
Your order is already in. "Special delivery? | |||
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"It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please "That’s the least you deserve | |||
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"It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please
That’s the least you deserve "And  . Obvs . | |||
"It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please
That’s the least you deserve
And . Obvs ."Yes but more shagging. | |||
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"It's been a while. Any volunteers? " | |||
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"It's been a while. Any volunteers? "Holds hand up and waves. | |||
"It's been a while. Any volunteers? "I’d love to volunteer but apparently too old ? Xxxx | |||
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"It's my birthday this week and I'd like a celebratory shag please
That’s the least you deserve
And . Obvs .
Yes but more shagging. "It has been a bit sparse of late. But ya know, fussy! | |||
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