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Your career, it’s behind you… Panto Season!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It’s almost Panto season (oh no it isn’t, oh yes it is etc etc) .. sooooo, which panto character are you? 
And who do you suggest for other characters?
I’m just a simple country boy so clearly I’m Simple Simon .. but who’s going to be first to humble brag about the size of their cock and be the Giant from Jack & the Beanstalk?
Who’s the Principal boy?
Who’s the pantomime Dame!?
I’m not even going to mention the Wicked Witch!! 
Play nicely, it’s just meant to be a bit of fun etc etc 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was an ugly sister in a panto before. It was fun until the audience started throwing things at me.
Being a bad girl isn't as fun as the amateur movies portray  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was an ugly sister in a panto before. It was fun until the audience started throwing things at me.
Being a bad girl isn't as fun as the amateur movies portray "
I have built a reputation on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was an ugly sister in a panto before. It was fun until the audience started throwing things at me.
Being a bad girl isn't as fun as the amateur movies portray "
Oh no they didn’t!
(Oh yes they did .. ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I nominate Princess Peach for the villain. Not that I think she is villainous, but I think she'd play the part really well."
 good shout, she’s absolutely lovely but I imagine could turn on the style brilliantly!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I nominate Princess Peach for the villain. Not that I think she is villainous, but I think she'd play the part really well.
good shout, she’s absolutely lovely but I imagine could turn on the style brilliantly! "
She'd be maleficent! (It's a real word!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sophie could be an ugly sister.
Obvs!
 you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )
If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!
You just wanna ride me  "
Resist
Resist
Its a trap Jennie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sophie could be an ugly sister.
Obvs!
you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )
If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!
You just wanna ride me "
I’ve got something that, if you give it a brisk rub, out pops something magical.
Oh, and a genies lamp too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sophie could be an ugly sister.
Obvs!
you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )
If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!
You just wanna ride me
I’ve got something that, if you give it a brisk rub, out pops something magical.
Oh, and a genies lamp too "
Boom boom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sophie could be an ugly sister.
Obvs!
you two! Pack it in! (No, don't )
If you lay on your back, you could be the camel!
You just wanna ride me
I’ve got something that, if you give it a brisk rub, out pops something magical.
Oh, and a genies lamp too
Boom boom"
If any pantomime script writers want to use that this year, hit me up. £2 or 8 Freddo’s and it’s yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm the tree scenery that keeps falling over. "
I wouldn’t mind seeing Puss in your Boots! You know what I mean, even if nobody else has a Scooby what I’m on about!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the tree scenery that keeps falling over.
I wouldn’t mind seeing Puss in your Boots! You know what I mean, even if nobody else has a Scooby what I’m on about!! "
I know. |
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