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If your pussy made a noise every time you got the horn - what noise would that be ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I'd have that sound when a 1000 starlings take off together.......

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Soho

Meow!! And then a roar and then it would make a break for the border!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morse code queef.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granny that is a thought and a half!

I like it.

Mine?!

Drip. Drip. Drip.

Jo.Xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If you are old enough to remember Badfinger......

If you want it! Here it is - come n get it!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

And if you don't know Badfinger.....

here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3TOcw7taBo

1969 is yesterday to me

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By *iss.ddWoman over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

A shocked little Oh well type gasp

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

If I had a vagina (sounds like the opening monologue from an art house film)

It would quack like a duck

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If I had a vagina (sounds like the opening monologue from an art house film)

It would quack like a duck "

Stick it in my quack ... !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

General Lee's dixie horn

NBVN x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"If I had a vagina (sounds like the opening monologue from an art house film)

It would quack like a duck

Stick it in my quack ... !"

Cum quack, I’m horny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’d definitely be the jaws theme tune for some of the people I’ve spoken to on here lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ding dong!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If I had a vagina (sounds like the opening monologue from an art house film)

It would quack like a duck

Stick it in my quack ... !

Cum quack, I’m horny? "

Can I see the 'bill' ?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"If I had a vagina (sounds like the opening monologue from an art house film)

It would quack like a duck

Stick it in my quack ... !

Cum quack, I’m horny?

Can I see the 'bill' ?"

Only if you let me have a quack at you granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I have a set of nutquackers for very naughty boys.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It should be the sound you hear when on a plane … the “bing bong”

Letting us know to strap in its going to be a bumpy ride

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"I have a set of nutquackers for very naughty boys..... "

Cor!! Oh to be a naughty boy……. Unfortunately I am but a humble angel, sent down from yonder heavens to mingle amongst the moist and to delight the deviant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I hearing a plunger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would get real deep and scream let's get it on. Creepy but sexy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"It would get real deep and scream let's get it on. Creepy but sexy."

In a Barry White sort of way ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A growly purr!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Has any lady got the Dies Irae movement from Verdi’s Requiem as their foof siren?

If so, I want you!

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Has any lady got the Dies Irae movement from Verdi’s Requiem as their foof siren?

If so, I want you!

That would blow you back out

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Mine would play La Cucaracha.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd like to hear the metro goldwin Meyer lion....or the fox film theme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sound of Darth Vader’s breathing haha

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

It would play jingle bells I think

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

The flute part in Prince’s song ‘Get Off’

Miss pc

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm torn between a teenage mutant turtle shouting Cowabunga and the opening bars to God Save our Queen.

I think either would really set the mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hallelujah!

simply rejoicing sound

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

The horn from The dukes of hazzard car.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granny that is a thought and a half!

I like it.

Mine?!

Drip. Drip. Drip.

Jo.Xx "

Get some Tenna ladies?

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By *ustcurious1000Couple over a year ago

Milton Keynes

It would growl lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Horror movie creaky door opening.

When I get turned off it would then make the sound of a door slamming shut.

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