"A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it   "
Yes!
Dead rat. Smells like you've left a pan of cabbage water with the lid on for 3 months.
The man who comes into my work. He smells of really strong wee, to the point we can't seat him anywhere near other people. Makes me sad. He must be uncomfortable and burny. |
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"A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it
Yes!
Dead rat. Smells like you've left a pan of cabbage water with the lid on for 3 months.
The man who comes into my work. He smells of really strong wee, to the point we can't seat him anywhere near other people. Makes me sad. He must be uncomfortable and burny."
Ohhh poor man  |
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over a year ago
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"Fish counter
Mr Comptons breath (form tutor)
Other peoples shit
Cow shit - "smell that Country air" fuck off, it's shit crystals not air!
Stagnant water
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 !!! At the country air haha
Smelly feet. VOM |
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"A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it "
I used to walk along a very busy A road for a mile to work, i worked spit shifts so could do it sometimes 4 times in a day. In the countryside, so no paths just ditches and hedgerow
A deer got hit one summer a few years ago when it was super hot. It was there for a few weeks. It stunk so bad if you were walking into the wind you could smell it 500 metres away |
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"A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it
I used to walk along a very busy A road for a mile to work, i worked spit shifts so could do it sometimes 4 times in a day. In the countryside, so no paths just ditches and hedgerow
A deer got hit one summer a few years ago when it was super hot. It was there for a few weeks. It stunk so bad if you were walking into the wind you could smell it 500 metres away "
And then the flies get you as you go by too  |
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"Marmite
Tea
Raw meat (when you go in the butchers)
Bad breath
Stinky feet"
Also yes to Bad breath and raw meat and marmite (and stinky feet but I mentioned them before) |
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Had to work in a pub kitchen as relief in Essex for a couple of weeks. At the same time try and sort the place out as the kitchen had fallen apart
The large walk-in freezer had died 3 or 4 days before i had got there and it was 32c outside. Everything had defrosted and started rotting. The chefs had placed carboard down on the floor to soak up the water and they had started rotting aswell. Lamb Kebabs turned green that sort of stuff.. Couple of days later the Area Chef came down after i had spokeen to him and me and him had to clear it all out and take stock of all the loses.. Me and him opned the door to onne of the worst smells i have ever smelt.. Sickly sweet of rotten meat/food mixed with a muskiness of rotting carboard and that maggotty smell
Me and him both were sick outside from gagging. We had to try and cover our faces with tea towels and take breaks while chucking it all away. Nearly 3 grands worth of frozen food wasted because an OPS manager hadnt answered an email lol.
The place was so grim. Rats runnning around. You could see the trails they leave behind on the pipes ect.
The fridge thats like a big shallow draw underneath the grill was being used to defrost fish in. So everytime they grabbed some defrosted fish out for fish and chips the draw would empty fish juice/water all inside the cabinet and floor under the grill which they just then never cleaned
One of the commis also told me they picked their arse and wiped it in a managers pot of mashed potatoe once
and yet still had a 5 star EHO record. Think about that next time you eat out lol |
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"Had to work in a pub kitchen as relief in Essex for a couple of weeks. At the same time try and sort the place out as the kitchen had fallen apart
The large walk-in freezer had died 3 or 4 days before i had got there and it was 32c outside. Everything had defrosted and started rotting. The chefs had placed carboard down on the floor to soak up the water and they had started rotting aswell. Lamb Kebabs turned green that sort of stuff.. Couple of days later the Area Chef came down after i had spokeen to him and me and him had to clear it all out and take stock of all the loses.. Me and him opned the door to onne of the worst smells i have ever smelt.. Sickly sweet of rotten meat/food mixed with a muskiness of rotting carboard and that maggotty smell
Me and him both were sick outside from gagging. We had to try and cover our faces with tea towels and take breaks while chucking it all away. Nearly 3 grands worth of frozen food wasted because an OPS manager hadnt answered an email lol.
The place was so grim. Rats runnning around. You could see the trails they leave behind on the pipes ect.
The fridge thats like a big shallow draw underneath the grill was being used to defrost fish in. So everytime they grabbed some defrosted fish out for fish and chips the draw would empty fish juice/water all inside the cabinet and floor under the grill which they just then never cleaned
One of the commis also told me they picked their arse and wiped it in a managers pot of mashed potatoe once
and yet still had a 5 star EHO record. Think about that next time you eat out lol"
Strewth!   |
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I have quite a strong stomach but a guy standing next to me in the pub on Saturday night was fucking rotten to say the least.
When I informed him of this he was very apologetic and told me he had nasal polyps so couldn't smell a thing when he farted. They've to be removed in a few weeks apparently.
I suggested he get them implanted in his arse to address the other issue. |
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