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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Elves on a shelf aren't cute little soft toys.

They are aliens sent to cause mischief and madness in December.

Barbie isn't complaining though she's getting gangbanged

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

PP has been on the Christmas sherry already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone's been on the sherry this morning

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You need to hide all bog rolls, whipped cream and alcohol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"You need to hide all bog rolls, whipped cream and alcohol

From you or the elf?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You need to hide all bog rolls, whipped cream and alcohol

From you or the elf? "

Leave the whipped cream out

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Thank god the elf hasn’t returned here this year…ten years of elf on the shelf is too much mischief

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You need to hide all bog rolls, whipped cream and alcohol

I think Woody B has already stuffed them down his trousers.

Or was it the naughty elf?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Thank god the elf hasn’t returned here this year…ten years of elf on the shelf is too much mischief

Make sure it doesn't escape and ask for a boobie hug, they like those

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You need to hide all bog rolls, whipped cream and alcohol

I think Woody B has already stuffed them down his trousers.

Or was it the naughty elf?

No that's all him

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You didn’t warn me.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You didn’t warn me.

You never asked!

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple over a year ago

Fucksville

They're arse holes and I'm seriously considering making mine "disappear" in concrete boots....

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Don't like elves they remind me of clowns

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"They're arse holes and I'm seriously considering making mine "disappear" in concrete boots.... "

That's a bit drastic

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You didn’t warn me.

You never asked!"

Should I be wary of elves?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You didn’t warn me.

You never asked!

Should I be wary of elves?

Only the ones with pointy hats and candy stripe stockings

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You didn’t warn me.

You never asked!

Should I be wary of elves?

Only the ones with pointy hats and candy stripe stockings

Oh, they’re the worst ones.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You didn’t warn me.

You never asked!

Should I be wary of elves?

Only the ones with pointy hats and candy stripe stockings

Oh, they’re the worst ones.

Yes they'll take advantage of you

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