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What should I buy the Loch Ness monster for Christmas ?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I bought him or her a can of sardines last year..still at loch's waters edge unopened...perhaps Nessie doesn't have a can opener..

I'm at a total loss .. what would you buy Nessie

The duck is standing in as a Nessie emoji.. he's trying his best...bless him.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Woolly hat, obvs.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A scarf

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Maybe buy a can opener this year then?

Manual, electric one may not work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Bermuda Triangle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lynx gift set

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

A pork pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two tickets to the national mime theatre at the Riverside Studios.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple over a year ago

Essex

A double ended dildo….so Nessie can be a surrogate

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Two tickets to the national mime theatre at the Riverside Studios."

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Two tickets to the national mime theatre at the Riverside Studios."
.very fifth element

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two tickets to the national mime theatre at the Riverside Studios..very fifth element "

"Multipass"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Two tickets to the national mime theatre at the Riverside Studios..very fifth element

"Multipass""

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Mull-tee-pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mull-tee-pass"

Brilliant scene, excellent film.

was my ringtone for a few years

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Perhaps someone could ask him for a verification... then we can tell if he is genuine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Maybe Nessi is in Loch-doon

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A smart phone and selfie stick...so at last we can see a decent photo of it..

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Two tickets to the national mime theatre at the Riverside Studios..very fifth element

"Multipass""

I don't get this???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A massive dildo to chew on. Maybe the thruster buster 3000

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe Nessi is in Loch-doon

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe Nessi is in Loch-doon

ROFL "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The biggest Scottish myth there is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The biggest Scottish myth there is

Brigadoon ?

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

But that shizz doesn't exist.. right? so the question is irrelevant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The biggest Scottish myth there is

Brigadoon ?"

Underwear under kilts ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A selfie stick and a smart phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About tree-fiddy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Someone at loch Ness shouted across to me

"how do I get to the other side"?

I shouted back

"you're already on the other side"

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

o o OO o o

A blow up Mrs Nessie, for when he’s lonesome and wants a bit of special time. Plus when he’s poorly but still wants to fox the locals, he can surreptitiously place her so they mistake her for him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The biggest Scottish myth there is

Brigadoon ?"

That one's real, it's based on my sex life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A false moustache so no-one will recognise him.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

A cow suit

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

A girlfriend?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Some shares in the companies making a fortune selling Loch Ness Monster theamed merch and tours maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm tempted to buy him a sub machine gun...

I heard his first name is Elliott

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A false moustache so no-one will recognise him."

Or her

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By *arry247Couple over a year ago

Wakefield

"I bought him or her a can of sardines last year..still at loch's waters edge unopened...perhaps Nessie doesn't have a can opener..

I'm at a total loss .. what would you buy Nessie

The duck is standing in as a Nessie emoji.. he's trying his best...bless him.

A hotwater bottle it is cold there this time of year

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By *ylvie 888Woman over a year ago

Cleethorpes

A lilo... to just float around and not put any effort in

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It rains a lot in Scotland so I'd suggest an umbrella

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By *akie32Man over a year ago

winchester

a new disguise, hes been sussed

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By *iltopbearMan over a year ago

Norfolk

Very large socks......

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

Thistle whistle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Did you know that Loch Ness Monster is an anagram for Enrolment in School?

I'd get him a pencil case

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lilo... to just float around and not put any effort in

He ate it

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