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Anyone wanna give me an alibi ......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If u look at a few threads, I think I am in serious need of an alibi, anyone wanna say they were with me when the sheep and the kids got killed - or can I claim that having been murdered most horridly by Diamonds I already have an alibi .......... thoughts please .........   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but do we know you?
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I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
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its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol "
OMG i need a wee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To Whom It May Concern,
Ahem, I can faithfully promise on the night in question m'lord that Minnie was safely tucked up in bed with.......
Dave & ryan.
We have video evidence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To Whom It May Concern,
Ahem, I can faithfully promise on the night in question m'lord that Minnie was safely tucked up in bed with.......
Christ i hope not
Dave & ryan.
We have video evidence "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To Whom It May Concern,
Ahem, I can faithfully promise on the night in question m'lord that Minnie was safely tucked up in bed with.......
Dave & ryan.
We have video evidence "
Don't mention the sheep! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To Whom It May Concern,
Ahem, I can faithfully promise on the night in question m'lord that Minnie was safely tucked up in bed with.......
Dave & ryan.
We have video evidence
Don't mention the sheep! "
not the sheeeeeep lol  |
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol "
Don't you mean fucked up??? (in a good way, I promise lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Don't you mean fucked up??? (in a good way, I promise lol "
have totally fucked up - blamed a different set of people to the person I left the car with ................ dohhhhhhhhhh  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol "
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !! |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !! "
I remember getting a load of you giving away bj's for 50p whilst waiting for the cab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !!
I remember getting a load of you giving away bj's for 50p whilst waiting for the cab "
Does that put me in the clear? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !!
I remember getting a load of you giving away bj's for 50p whilst waiting for the cab
Does that put me in the clear? "
maybe cos apparently Ryan and Dave were only gassed and ........... Ryan appears to have recovered, the prognosis for Dave is a little less clear ............ and the sheep wasnt a sheep it was a pig in sheeps clothing so think that puts me in the clear too |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Sorry but do we know you?
I'll be your alibi Minx.............but I'm a crap liar!! So, the kids were frozen, the sheep ate the cookies and you were sniffin gas, and I got sick.........all while we were shoppin for fm shoes!!? Is that right!?
its ok wasnt there - me was tucked up in bed all afternoon - think ure looking for MrlMissJ lol
Hey I have been set up!!!
I have been eating biscuites all night!!
Whilst waiting for my taxi, but it seems that cute had pinched it !!
I remember getting a load of you giving away bj's for 50p whilst waiting for the cab
Does that put me in the clear? "
Yea, but you have to spend one night in the lockup and the real ho's are annoyed that you were just giving it away  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in?? 
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot..... "
how big r his feet then? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
They're big enough x "
will she fit in them then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet...."
now I thought that theory was related to noses and .............. |
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and .............. "
Socks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks! "
close down a row and one to the right ........... |
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ........... "
Pmsl... How did we get here? 
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol "
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours |
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours "
Some knight you are...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours
Some knight you are... "
Great been abandoned now ........... lol |
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours
Some knight you are...
Great been abandoned now ........... lol "
Sorry think I might be getting a better offer lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours
Some knight you are...
Great been abandoned now ........... lol
Sorry think I might be getting a better offer lol "
no problem have fun !!! |
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and .............. "
Well my nose is longer than my feet so I may be in trouble |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Socks!
close down a row and one to the right ...........
Pmsl... How did we get here?
I'm gonna lock you up myself in a minute....Bourbonkiss help will ya!! Lol
*backs away* hey, this vixen is all yours
Some knight you are...
Great been abandoned now ........... lol
Sorry think I might be getting a better offer lol "
I stole this invisibility cloak from hairy potter, want to join me underneath it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who has a lock up I can hide in??
I fink he has the lock up in mind .............
Oh dear, that's just a giant boot.....
how big r his feet then? lol
You know what they say about big feet....
now I thought that theory was related to noses and ..............
Well my nose is longer than my feet so I may be in trouble "
think u is having trouble with your keyboard too ............ |
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