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What cup size are your moobs
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"I haven’t got a clue. How do we actually go about measuring them? Or do we need to find a willing volunteer?
Beard
I have no idea.
This was just meant to be a bit of a laugh. "
Damn I was going to ask if I had to make allowances from my chest hair
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"I haven’t got a clue. How do we actually go about measuring them? Or do we need to find a willing volunteer?
Beard
I have no idea.
This was just meant to be a bit of a laugh.
Damn I was going to ask if I had to make allowances from my chest hair
Obviously Beard "
Nope - it all counts towards a more lovable chest.  |
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"I reckon I’m 44AA or 46A , all depends on the shop hey
You're a smaller cup in the smaller band size?! I think not
Bring your measuring tape to MLS. "
It only measures in Fab inches, so he's probably a 36JJ or something  |
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"I reckon I’m 44AA or 46A , all depends on the shop hey
You're a smaller cup in the smaller band size?! I think not
Bring your measuring tape to MLS.
It only measures in Fab inches, so he's probably a 36JJ or something "
Crikey - I'll have the biggest moobs on Fab then.  |
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"I think I need my back boob measured!
Does it have a nipple?
Nope, perhaps I should have said plural as well!
Arrrrrrh. Can I help then? "
You better google it first!  |
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Before lockdown I was a 40A (I went into M&S and got measured.....), but I'm thinking that's more likely a 42B now...... whichever, it makes bra buying quite difficult...... |
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"Has anyone enquired out of the country about gynaecomastia surgery?
What sort of figures were quoted? "
Not sure about uk but know someone who had it done in Poland coat about a grand and a half but that was a fair few year ago |
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" I don't know what's range does a large shirt put me in. with a bit of old man sag added into the mix.... "
I'm sure we are measuring it wrong. We probably have to go to M&S and ask the staff to do it for us. |
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" I don't know what's range does a large shirt put me in. with a bit of old man sag added into the mix....
I'm sure we are measuring it wrong. We probably have to go to M&S and ask the staff to do it for us."
I do like a fitted shirt.. feels great to wear.. |
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By *recticWoman 3 weeks ago
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"I haven’t got a clue. How do we actually go about measuring them? Or do we need to find a willing volunteer?
Beard "
Measure under the moob.
Whatever that is, is your band size. If it’s an odd number size up to the next band even number.
Then measure the moob at the fullest part ( ideally in. A soft fitted bra - don’t forget to make that your default pic.
If this measurement is +1 you are an A cup. If it’s + 2 B cup + 3 C cup if it’s +4 D cup and so on. |
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"I haven’t got a clue. How do we actually go about measuring them? Or do we need to find a willing volunteer?
Beard "
Measure around your ribs under your boobs, then measure across the front of your nipples, take the little number from the big number and each number is a letter |
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By *agic.MMan 3 weeks ago
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"I haven’t got a clue. How do we actually go about measuring them? Or do we need to find a willing volunteer?
Beard
Measure under the moob.
Whatever that is, is your band size. If it’s an odd number size up to the next band even number.
Then measure the moob at the fullest part ( ideally in. A soft fitted bra - don’t forget to make that your default pic.
If this measurement is +1 you are an A cup. If it’s + 2 B cup + 3 C cup if it’s +4 D cup and so on. "
I'm sorry...this sounds very complicated, can we get a video explanation for this one? 👀 |
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By *recticWoman 3 weeks ago
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"I haven’t got a clue. How do we actually go about measuring them? Or do we need to find a willing volunteer?
Beard
Measure under the moob.
Whatever that is, is your band size. If it’s an odd number size up to the next band even number.
Then measure the moob at the fullest part ( ideally in. A soft fitted bra - don’t forget to make that your default pic.
If this measurement is +1 you are an A cup. If it’s + 2 B cup + 3 C cup if it’s +4 D cup and so on.
I'm sorry...this sounds very complicated, can we get a video explanation for this one? 👀" I’m gonna guess a 42 b but if I can get a volunteer I’ll record you an instructional video. Mine are freshly renovated so the jiggles been discontinued which would make for a dull example |
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OK, this is how I did it.
Measure your chest in inches but just below the man boob. This is the number A, go up one if you get an odd number to give the number in your bra size.
Then measure your chest a bit higher where the boob is biggest. Take number A away from this number. If the difference is 1 inch it's A, 2 inches B, 3 inches C and so on.
Did I do it right? |
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By *recticWoman 3 weeks ago
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"OK, this is how I did it.
Measure your chest in inches but just below the man boob. This is the number A, go up one if you get an odd number to give the number in your bra size.
Then measure your chest a bit higher where the boob is biggest. Take number A away from this number. If the difference is 1 inch it's A, 2 inches B, 3 inches C and so on.
Did I do it right? "
That’s right. Now don’t keep us in suspense. Someone might want to send you some lingerie. |
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"OK, this is how I did it.
Measure your chest in inches but just below the man boob. This is the number A, go up one if you get an odd number to give the number in your bra size.
Then measure your chest a bit higher where the boob is biggest. Take number A away from this number. If the difference is 1 inch it's A, 2 inches B, 3 inches C and so on.
Did I do it right?
That’s right. Now don’t keep us in suspense. Someone might want to send you some lingerie. "
I already posted - between a 38C or 38D. I should get wolf whistles when I walk past groups of builders |
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