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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks; For a bit of fun, if you were to carry a warning label, what would it read?

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple over a year ago

Fucksville

WARNING

Drama follows this person

Approach at your peril

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excessive consumption can cause addicktion

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

Caution - wide load.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"may appear calm on the surface"

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

""may appear calm on the surface" "

I'd need to test you with a probe.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Highly flammable

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Caution contents may be unstable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warring knickers may drop at anytime to anyone

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS over a year ago

hexham

Do not mix with alcohol as she will start talking endless shite

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

May contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""may appear calm on the surface"

I'd need to test you with a probe.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

May erupt if he sees blue underwear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning - not to be operated by fuckwits!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

Be aware she will eat you for breakfast, lunch and evening meal and still want 11's, mid afternoon and supper

xxxx Suzi

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

"Excessive consumption can cause addicktion

Addicktion????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May cause drowsiness

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"Warning - not to be operated by fuckwits!"

Damn.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

""may appear calm on the surface"

I'd need to test you with a probe.

It won't hurt........much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning - not to be operated by fuckwits!

Damn.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

Hugs from this person may make you feel all soft and gooey.

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By *cotzblokeMan over a year ago

around

May explode at any time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""may appear calm on the surface"

I'd need to test you with a probe.

It won't hurt........much.

Aww... Shame

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

""may appear calm on the surface"

I'd need to test you with a probe.

It won't hurt........much.

Aww... Shame "

That comes at stage 2.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choking Hazard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excessive consumption can cause addicktion

Addicktion????

My new favourite made up word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/01/22 18:37:53]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution, can be addictive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitter if injested

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Slippery when wet

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Stamford

"Slippery when wet"

I better tie you down then.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

"Excessive consumption can cause addicktion

Addicktion????

My new favourite made up word.

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

××× NO ENTRY ×××

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Takes no prisoners

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Caution: Sarcastic content.

LvM

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By *idan31Man over a year ago

ashby

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May induce choking and localised flooding

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By *unniebee1970Woman over a year ago

The Hive

Do not push the red button.

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