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I just got a 100% remote job So im looking to relocate, but I want to relocate to an area where I'd be a rare commodity.
I remember visiting South Wales 3 years ago for a week and got so many snowbunnies and pawgs hitting me up. I felt like an exotic product lol.
Oh also and low crime rate is also something I'm looking at but not the main factor lol
So which part of the UK do I need to move to, to be treated like that? For a single bachelor
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"Edinburgh
Are you saying I’m desperate?! 
Actually, was going to suggest it to the OP, but it sounds like he prefers rural. "
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.
Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs  "
I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.  |
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.
Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs
I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.
Or you could just let me ride you  "
You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with |
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.
Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs
I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.
Or you could just let me ride you
You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with "
You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up |
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.
Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs
I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.
Or you could just let me ride you
You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with
You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up "
It's hard for me too. I tried a whole new white lingerie set on earlier. Felt great, took some photos. Few hours later my period starts. What in the hell? I mean, I'm grateful it waited until after I tried my new stuff on but jesus, that's cutting it a little fine for my liking. |
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"Are you basically saying that you wish to go wherever the women are most desperate? "
Nope, just where the women are the most gorgeous and intelligent. Edinburgh it is! Maybe Perth on a good day. . . .  |
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.
Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs
I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.
Or you could just let me ride you
You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with
You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up
It's hard for me too. I tried a whole new white lingerie set on earlier. Felt great, took some photos. Few hours later my period starts. What in the hell? I mean, I'm grateful it waited until after I tried my new stuff on but jesus, that's cutting it a little fine for my liking. "
Is lingerie a trigger? You know, like having sex is?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.
Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs
I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.
Or you could just let me ride you
You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with
You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up
It's hard for me too. I tried a whole new white lingerie set on earlier. Felt great, took some photos. Few hours later my period starts. What in the hell? I mean, I'm grateful it waited until after I tried my new stuff on but jesus, that's cutting it a little fine for my liking.
Is lingerie a trigger? You know, like having sex is? "
Wanting sex is the trigger for me. (OK, it's not, it's the hormones/pheromones that make me want sex before it start but yknow what I mean) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.
Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs
I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.
Or you could just let me ride you
You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with
You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up
It's hard for me too. I tried a whole new white lingerie set on earlier. Felt great, took some photos. Few hours later my period starts. What in the hell? I mean, I'm grateful it waited until after I tried my new stuff on but jesus, that's cutting it a little fine for my liking.
Is lingerie a trigger? You know, like having sex is?
Wanting sex is the trigger for me. (OK, it's not, it's the hormones/pheromones that make me want sex before it start but yknow what I mean) "
Not anymore. No periods and no sex |
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think.
Appletree if that's a invite then I'll live under you I mean your stairs
I'm not really into role play, but if I have to pretend you're a horse then I guess it's another way of getting around the house.
Or you could just let me ride you
You probably haven't seen all the threads where I complain how old I feel, what bad knees and back I have? Honestly, I'd probably collapse and die and then you have that to deal with
You alternate between sex kitten and pensioner, it's hard for them to keep up
It's hard for me too. I tried a whole new white lingerie set on earlier. Felt great, took some photos. Few hours later my period starts. What in the hell? I mean, I'm grateful it waited until after I tried my new stuff on but jesus, that's cutting it a little fine for my liking. "
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Last year the Sunday Times listed where I live as the best place to live. Consequently house prices are even higher than before due to people moving here from London |
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"Where there's a good internet connection
Stay in hotels or air bnb,s first to check you like the area
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This is a very good point as many of the nicer rural areas are also a bit slow on connectivity. |
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"Blaenau Ffestiniog in North Wales, you can’t go wrong around there, unless you don’t speak Welsh of course "
You need to like rain.
And piles of skate mining waste.
I'm also not entirely convinced that a town smack in the middle of a national park that is a little island that didn't get included as part of that park is a good advert for the place
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"Are you basically saying that you wish to go wherever the women are most desperate? "
Yes basically I am hehe
Where in the UK are women most desperate. A place where a fairly looking black guy would be treated like Jason derulo because he's literally the only bbc around and also because the women in that area aren't getting enough fun lol |
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"Under my stairs. It's not illegal I don't think. "
I mean I thought about moving north east but I dont know much about the area.
Also, if I moved under your stairs would I have to pay in cash or kind |
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"I just got a 100% remote job So im looking to relocate, but I want to relocate to an area where I'd be a rare commodity.
I remember visiting South Wales 3 years ago for a week and got so many snowbunnies and pawgs hitting me up. I felt like an exotic product lol.
Oh also and low crime rate is also something I'm looking at but not the main factor lol
So which part of the UK do I need to move to, to be treated like that? For a single bachelor
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Easy no brainer BRIGHTON!!! |
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I’d suggest my local area as it’s got some amazing beaches and areas of natural beauty….
HOWEVER… being rural, you have a relatively small amount of people interested in the lifestyle, your broadband connection may be pretty inadequate and unfortunately xenophobic and racist attitudes are rife… still a minority, but a loud minority all the same |
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"I’d suggest my local area as it’s got some amazing beaches and areas of natural beauty….
HOWEVER… being rural, you have a relatively small amount of people interested in the lifestyle, your broadband connection may be pretty inadequate and unfortunately xenophobic and racist attitudes are rife… still a minority, but a loud minority all the same "
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"I just got a 100% remote job So im looking to relocate, but I want to relocate to an area where I'd be a rare commodity.
I remember visiting South Wales 3 years ago for a week and got so many snowbunnies and pawgs hitting me up. I felt like an exotic product lol.
Oh also and low crime rate is also something I'm looking at but not the main factor lol
So which part of the UK do I need to move to, to be treated like that? For a single bachelor
Easy no brainer BRIGHTON!!!"
Whats the house prices like |
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