FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Fill it fast
Fill it fast
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
Can you please fill this thread until its closed with anything you like. A little known fact, a place you love to visit, your favourite film, where you are off on holidays, how much you spent on your last pair of shoes, even that your favourite cake is. You get the idea? It's your thread but let's keep it friendly and decent please but let's fill it up as quickly as possible  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"No! I shan't! "
He did say please you bugger.  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"No! I shan't!
He did say please you bugger. "
Thank you, I am always polite. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Fiddles is my friend |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Not going to help with it and you can’t make me. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"No! I shan't!
Why not "
It's christmas |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"No! I shan't!
Why not
It's christmas"
I know, I have just been nibbling on another chocolate reindeer |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN? "
Who said that |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN?
Who said that "
Wasn't me |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
LOUD NOISES! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
If a banana could be any other fruit what kinda car would it be? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN?
Who said that "
The Adonis with the missing A |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"If a banana could be any other fruit what kinda car would it be?"
A beetle |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Fiddles is my friend "
Cheeky is my friend. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"If a banana could be any other fruit what kinda car would it be?
A beetle "
Quite possibly, I’d ask but I’ve been ousted from the banana community |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
TITS…usually gets peoples attention |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"TITS…usually gets peoples attention "
Reporting for booby
Duty… |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"TITS…usually gets peoples attention "
Thanks for the help, always to the rescue |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!"
Are you an influencer |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I like turtles. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!
Are you an influencer "
Just a Jaffa cake enthusiast. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I like turtles."
I prefer Michalangelo out of the four |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!
Are you an influencer
Just a Jaffa cake enthusiast."
I like the orangy bit in the middle |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Chocolate squirty cream is my new addiction. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
Just another girl is my new addiction |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Flibberdy-jibber  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
This is moving slower than I thought. The next 20 people to comment I will send what we believe our best friends only pic is |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Supercalufragilisticexspealidosis |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Why? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
The word gullible doesn’t appear in the dictionary. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
In |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Bite the nips |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Drinks "
Yes,please |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Alright, alright, don’t get uncool and heavy. “Crop rotation in the 14th century…” |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Where are the boobies on this thread??? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Does penis size really matter? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Where are the boobies on this thread???"
I've got one - will that suffice? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Let's have a snog.. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Is this the forum version of a hardcore wanted sign? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled "
Struggles to keep it up ^^^ |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled "
Same must apply to clits too then |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled
Same must apply to clits too then "
think am going to make yours swell  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Bananas in pyjamas |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled
Struggles to keep it up ^^^ "
Well you haven’t put any new pictures up for a while  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
This will follow a massive blood donations appeal on fab |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled
Same must apply to clits too then think am going to make yours swell "
You already do |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled
Struggles to keep it up ^^^
Well you haven’t put any new pictures up for a while "
Either tonight or tomorrow depending on things out of our control. We’ve been busy |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Good morning everyone or should I say good after noon just rolled out off bed and about to have breakfast/dinner |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled
Same must apply to clits too then think am going to make yours swell
You already do "
Can't wait to see it xx |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I need to pee, but im lazy and dont want to get up. Somebody go for me? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Sex is an everyday thing once we are on the other side |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Fantasy and Reality mixed are fecking awesome |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled
Struggles to keep it up ^^^
Well you haven’t put any new pictures up for a while
Either tonight or tomorrow depending on things out of our control. We’ve been busy "
I can feel the blood flow improving already |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"To become erect, the penis requires a sufficient supply of blood.
It’s the blood that makes it swell up and become hard.
That’s why improving blood flow to the penis is one of the best ways to combat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Yes this is the last thing I googled
Same must apply to clits too then think am going to make yours swell
You already do
Can't wait to see it xx"
You have,in my friends pics |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Penis |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”"
 |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
It’s pretty clear where the first part of the word “nightmare” comes from. But what about the “mare” part? While the equestrians among you will wonder if it has anything to do with horses, this is misleading. A “mare” actually refers to a female goblin that sits on you, suffocates you while you sleep, entangles her hair around you in a “marelock”, and tries to induce bad thoughts
On a related note, I confess I am turned on by the thought of a female goblin sitting on my face (apply within) |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"NI!!"
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"NI!!
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm"
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
 race |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
" race
 going to win "
Oh no not that again!! Where is my  ? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner. "
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?"
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Poo |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience. "
Yeah, as I suspected! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Clitorises range from 7-12 cm in length and swell by 50 to 300% when engorged when aroused. It's not “a zero to 100 situation”, but as you draw closer to orgasm, it increases in size. When at rest, the “arms”, or corpora cavernosa, of the clitoris' body extend straight out towards your thighs. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.
Yeah, as I suspected! "
It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.
Virgin ballon rides….pah! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.
Yeah, as I suspected!
It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.
Virgin ballon rides….pah! "
Do you exit through the gift shop? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It’s pretty clear where the first part of the word “nightmare” comes from. But what about the “mare” part? While the equestrians among you will wonder if it has anything to do with horses, this is misleading. A “mare” actually refers to a female goblin that sits on you, suffocates you while you sleep, entangles her hair around you in a “marelock”, and tries to induce bad thoughts
On a related note, I confess I am turned on by the thought of a female goblin sitting on my face (apply within) "
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.
Yeah, as I suspected!
It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.
Virgin ballon rides….pah! "
The Red Letter Days used to get the blood pumping! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me. "
My sister's Chow Chow's head does a 360  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *arko BMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"Can you please fill this thread until its closed with anything you like. A little known fact, a place you love to visit, your favourite film, where you are off on holidays, how much you spent on your last pair of shoes, even that your favourite cake is. You get the idea? It's your thread but let's keep it friendly and decent please but let's fill it up as quickly as possible "
Ladies add me x |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Diphallia is a genetic condition present at birth in which a person has two penises. This rare condition was first written about in a report by the Swiss doctor Johannes Jacob Wecker when he encountered a cadaver exhibiting the condition in 1609.
Diphallia only affects about 1 out of every 5–6 million baby boys. In fact, only about 100 cases have been recorded over the past 400+ years since it was first medically recognized.
On a side note, you can tell which men on fab are “blessed” by this condition when they start a thread entitled “rate my nobs” |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.
Yeah, as I suspected!
It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.
Virgin ballon rides….pah!
Do you exit through the gift shop?"
Oh yes. T-shirts, key rings, bumper stickers. The whole shebang. “ I’ve done the Keyser “. You’ll be the envy of many single number of people. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
I thought this thread was gonna be about your car's fuel tank!!
Ok here's one:
Pigeons are one of the few birds that can take off vertically! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.
Yeah, as I suspected!
It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.
Virgin ballon rides….pah!
The Red Letter Days used to get the blood pumping! "
Used to, now there’s a new player in town. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!"
How do you eat yours?
I nibble the chocolate off the top, bite the sponge off the bottom, then suck the orange jelly
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"JAFFA CAKES ARE AMAZING!!!
How do you eat yours?
I nibble the chocolate off the top, bite the sponge off the bottom, then suck the orange jelly
"
2 at a time, smash em in one go. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Accessory breasts, also known as polymastia, supernumerary breasts, or mammae erraticae, is the condition of having an additional breast.
Men are more likely to have this condition….
Imagine having 3 breasts and 2 penises, you could almost class yourself as a couple. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me. "
Ok, dogs can look up though |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.
Yeah, as I suspected!
It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.
Virgin ballon rides….pah!
Do you exit through the gift shop?
Oh yes. T-shirts, key rings, bumper stickers. The whole shebang. “ I’ve done the Keyser “. You’ll be the envy of many single number of people. "
I want a fridge magnet and a bookmark please
Can I pay in bum pictures? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.
Yeah, as I suspected!
It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.
Virgin ballon rides….pah!
Do you exit through the gift shop?
Oh yes. T-shirts, key rings, bumper stickers. The whole shebang. “ I’ve done the Keyser “. You’ll be the envy of many single number of people.
I want a fridge magnet and a bookmark please
Can I pay in bum pictures? "
All currency except the Ruble is acceptable. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Keyser Soze ‘wowcher’ to the winner.
A wowcher being an intimate introduction to your inches?
It’s the Keyser Soze boyfriend experience.
Yeah, as I suspected!
It’s an experience to rival the old school Red Letter Days.
Virgin ballon rides….pah!
The Red Letter Days used to get the blood pumping!
Used to, now there’s a new player in town. "
And which free gifts come with the KS boyfriend experience? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I think I may have takeaway tonight |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm having a Mexican meal tonight, spicy chicken enchiladas. Ariba! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I think I may have takeaway tonight"
Do you feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"I'm having a Mexican meal tonight, spicy chicken enchiladas. Ariba! "
Oooh, that sounds goooooooood!! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Life is like a box of chocolates.  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
The Carpenters sang "Solitaire's the Only Game in Town", when clearly it's not. Not only that, the pair of 'em never made anything out of wood either. So many lies....I've only just begun actually. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR YA SAY |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
WAY OOOOOH |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Life is like a box of chocolates. "
You have to hide it from the kids or they steal it all? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Cheese board for desert? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis."
I replied, "That's 15 love." |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Watching thunderbirds are go the movie 1966 .so brilliant x |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
A middle aged bachelor has an obsession with tractors.
His entire house is decorated with them. He has tractor wallpaper, tractor memorabilia, many many model tractors, pictures of tractors, tractor bed sheets, even his car looks like a tractor (not a real tractor due to legal reasons).
As it is, his obsession with tractors had left him awkward, socially inept, and sadly lonely.
One day, as he went to the store to get his weeks groceries he noticed that the cashier was very cute and she kept throwing him glances. But being the socially awkward person that he was, he didn't do anything about it and nervously had his items scanned and bagged, though he did get her name (by reading her name tag).
Well, the next week he again went to the grocery store and saw the same cute cashier. This time he had a bit of a conversation with her (a true success) and walked out smiling. This went on for a few weeks and he eventually (and very nervously) asked her out and she said yes!
They go on a number of dates and eventually they get engaged. They have a wonderful marriage ceremony and eventually hop in a car for their honeymoon.
Now along the way they come up behind this semi-truck carrying not one, not two, but three tractors! The man is super excited and gets way to close to the large semi. All the sudden the semi-truck goes over a large bump and tractors come loose! The man swerves hard and dodges the first one! Then he dodges the second one! But they slam into the third tractor!
As he wakes up he looks over to his newly wedded wife covered in blood while she opens her eyes and looks at him. She says in a feeble voice "don't blame the tractors" and dies.
The man, overcome with his grief goes into a deep depression and doesn't come out of his home for a few weeks. Eventually he comes to and tears out every tractor related thing his house and burns it in a large fire. He realizes that he should probably start living again as that was what his wife would have wanted.
So he gets his life back in order though never again even thinking about tractors. But he does have to go to the grocery store, and while he was there he noticed that the cashier looked pretty cute. After a few weeks he asks her out on a date and she says yes!
So for their first date he decides to take her to a fancy jazz bar. They get to the place and it is super smoky as it isn't a smoking free bar. After a couple of minutes of good conversation she starts coughing profusely and can barely stop. So the man gets up, takes an incredibly huge breathe and sucks up all the smoke, walks up to a window, opens it up, and blows out all the smoke.
In awe, his date asks how he did it.
He responds "Well, you see, I'm an ex-tractor fan" |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings some songs that remind himself of the good times
Then he passes out from drinking to much, the pisshead. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
On this day 13 years ago Heath Ledger was posthumously awarded the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for hi portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bracknell... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.   |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Orgasms mimic epilepsy in its concurrent activation of multiple regions of the brain, particularly “hedonic hotspots” |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago
Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel |
Anyone for a glass of wine? Mines going down very well.
Ruby |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Anyone for a glass of wine? Mines going down very well.
Ruby"
I’ve got a bottle of Malbec for when the kids finally go to sleep |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Fuck me.
That’s all "
200 mile round trip is a bit too much effort. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
[Removed by poster at 25/02/22 19:48:55] |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Fuck me.
That’s all
200 mile round trip is a bit too much effort."
What about 100 mile round trip each.  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Hasn’t filled very quickly has it? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Anyone for a glass of wine? Mines going down very well.
Ruby
I’ve got a bottle of Malbec for when the kids finally go to sleep "
Get it cracked open and enjoy |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
Lol, no not as quickly as ime would think. Probably as cake is not mentioned |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lol, no not as quickly as ime would think. Probably as cake is not mentioned "
There you go, rookie mistake. It’s all about the cake. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
"A middle aged bachelor has an obsession with tractors.
His entire house is decorated with them. He has tractor wallpaper, tractor memorabilia, many many model tractors, pictures of tractors, tractor bed sheets, even his car looks like a tractor (not a real tractor due to legal reasons).
As it is, his obsession with tractors had left him awkward, socially inept, and sadly lonely.
One day, as he went to the store to get his weeks groceries he noticed that the cashier was very cute and she kept throwing him glances. But being the socially awkward person that he was, he didn't do anything about it and nervously had his items scanned and bagged, though he did get her name (by reading her name tag).
Well, the next week he again went to the grocery store and saw the same cute cashier. This time he had a bit of a conversation with her (a true success) and walked out smiling. This went on for a few weeks and he eventually (and very nervously) asked her out and she said yes!
They go on a number of dates and eventually they get engaged. They have a wonderful marriage ceremony and eventually hop in a car for their honeymoon.
Now along the way they come up behind this semi-truck carrying not one, not two, but three tractors! The man is super excited and gets way to close to the large semi. All the sudden the semi-truck goes over a large bump and tractors come loose! The man swerves hard and dodges the first one! Then he dodges the second one! But they slam into the third tractor!
As he wakes up he looks over to his newly wedded wife covered in blood while she opens her eyes and looks at him. She says in a feeble voice "don't blame the tractors" and dies.
The man, overcome with his grief goes into a deep depression and doesn't come out of his home for a few weeks. Eventually he comes to and tears out every tractor related thing his house and burns it in a large fire. He realizes that he should probably start living again as that was what his wife would have wanted.
So he gets his life back in order though never again even thinking about tractors. But he does have to go to the grocery store, and while he was there he noticed that the cashier looked pretty cute. After a few weeks he asks her out on a date and she says yes!
So for their first date he decides to take her to a fancy jazz bar. They get to the place and it is super smoky as it isn't a smoking free bar. After a couple of minutes of good conversation she starts coughing profusely and can barely stop. So the man gets up, takes an incredibly huge breathe and sucks up all the smoke, walks up to a window, opens it up, and blows out all the smoke.
In awe, his date asks how he did it.
He responds "Well, you see, I'm an ex-tractor fan""
Does quotient this wall of text fill the thread up quicker? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Lol, no not as quickly as ime would think. Probably as cake is not mentioned
There you go, rookie mistake. It’s all about the cake."
I have a lot to learn |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Fuck me.
That’s all
200 mile round trip is a bit too much effort.
What about 100 mile round trip each. "
I am a sucker for a good compromise |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
" race
going to win
Oh no not that again!! Where is my ?"
Ha ha ok will stay out off this race |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Is it full yet. "
No, go on do you bit |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
" race
going to win
Oh no not that again!! Where is my ?
Ha ha ok will stay out off this race "
So who are you entering? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Fuck me.
That’s all
200 mile round trip is a bit too much effort.
What about 100 mile round trip each.
I am a sucker for a good compromise "
You know it makes sense. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
"Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me. "
You've got red on you. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dogs can’t look up. Ed told me.
You've got red on you. "
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
This is a slow burn for a fill it fast ! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
iOS is KING!! Android in a joke. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"TITS…usually gets peoples attention "
I’ve often wondered, were there 35 before you? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This is a slow burn for a fill it fast ! "
I've tried to start a giraffe race  I've done my best. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
Obviously not many people want a quickie |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Did you know that Q is the only letter which doesn't appear in an American State name? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Greece |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
" race
going to win
Oh no not that again!! Where is my ?
Ha ha ok will stay out off this race
So who are you entering?"
I am going to enter my heart  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Um...True Romance |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Nowhere yet  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
£80 |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
All. Of. Them |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Up the bum no babies |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
“Greed is good”
Gordon Gekko |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
I'll just a little comment
" comment "
Lizzy, always happy to help  |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
Filled! Excellent job everyone |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm starting to think I should have gone out tonight after all |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I need to unload. |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
"Filled! Excellent job everyone "
You fibbed ! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No stay, we are nearly there "
Come on baby, you can do it... |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
95% of all asphalt is recycled |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
"Filled! Excellent job everyone
You fibbed ! "
You looked! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My round?
 |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
How do you get q goat to float? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Passing Fancies wins my ‘Wowcher’
|
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
But the thread isn’t over! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
But the thread isn’t over! Now we it’s too full, can we empty it? |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
|
By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
One huuuuuuuuuuuuundred aaaaaaaand eighty! |
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |
Power
down trousers......
