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By *anBerks OP Man
over a year ago
Berkshire |
Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!
And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!? 
What else, Fabsters!
To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!   |
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"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!
And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?
What else, Fabsters!
To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening! "
We sit down to wee.
We sit down to poop.
You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
Wales |
Why do they have to take everything apart to see how it works. And why can they never pop it back together properly? “Oh look, a wing nut, that’s obviously not needed”
Meanwhile, back at HQ, the wheel falls off said item missing the wing nut.
Gah  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When women moan at men to stop playing with themselves when were just adjusting ourselves. You dont see us saying "stop playing with your tits" when a woman has to adjust her boobs inside her bra |
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"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!
And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?
What else, Fabsters!
To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!
We sit down to wee.
We sit down to poop.
You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down "
Tip for gents
Always fully close the toilet instead of just putting the sear down. Ladies never complain about lifting the lid and then feel free to tell them this if they complain if you ever forget
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket. 
Trust me, there’s NO WAY I’m stopping and asking anyone for directions!!  "
It doesn't make you less manly!!! |
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I can understand why they put the lid up as their aim is so off. They just aren’t very good at hitting the spot, even the simplest thing of putting something in the laundry basket, with a huge hole in the top, ends up next to it or another room  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men: being incapable of talking about their emotions, even to the point they make themselves ill!!
Woman: I HATE bitchy girl culture. Women can be so pointlessly mean.
I get to do both because I date both  |
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"Men: being incapable of talking about their emotions, even to the point they make themselves ill!!
Woman: I HATE bitchy girl culture. Women can be so pointlessly mean.
I get to do both because I date both "
not me... I cried at love actually Mr  |
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When men get I d*unk and wife in bed we have to creep around the house... when women get home d*unk they insist on waking up the whole house including the dog to tell them all about there night... with kebab hanging out there mouth stinking of garlic mayo and gin |
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"I can understand why they put the lid up as their aim is so off. They just aren’t very good at hitting the spot, even the simplest thing of putting something in the laundry basket, with a huge hole in the top, ends up next to it or another room "
You're still talking about having a pee, right? No other spots? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When men get I d*unk and wife in bed we have to creep around the house... when women get home d*unk they insist on waking up the whole house including the dog to tell them all about there night... with kebab hanging out there mouth stinking of garlic mayo and gin "
Sounds like my type of woman |
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"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask."
So you want us to put it down then lift it back up then put it back down!!?? Jeez woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!
And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?
What else, Fabsters!
To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!
We sit down to wee.
We sit down to poop.
You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down "
Can't argue with this....and I'll even add one on to dig the knife further into my fellow brothers' backs....close the lid when flushing.
You're only sending aerosolised droplets from your loo into the air if the lid isn't closed. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket.
If the woman learnt which way up to hold the map we'd not have cause to be lost "
Or know left from right! |
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"What's wrong with admitting you're lost, guys? Blaming it on the satnav just isn't cricket.
If the woman learnt which way up to hold the map we'd not have cause to be lost
Or know left from right! "
Do you ever want another meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mansplaining. Behind this face this is happening in our head
If only women understood things the first time round. "
Oh sweetheart, we understand perfectly, we're just not listening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mansplaining. Behind this face this is happening in our head
If only women understood things the first time round.
Oh sweetheart, we understand perfectly, we're just not listening "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.
That's your job x (goes into hiding)"
Do you ever want another meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask."
Oh come on it’s not just men who leave toilet dirty !
Lady’s admit now !
Who’s done banging shit
And blamed it on someone else
We know you fart and blame someone else lol  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Mansplaining. Behind this face this is happening in our head
If only women understood things the first time round.
Oh sweetheart, we understand perfectly, we're just not listening "
Really! |
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"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.
That's your job x (goes into hiding)
Do you ever want another meet? "
forgive me Beryl x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.
That's your job x (goes into hiding)
Do you ever want another meet?
forgive me Beryl x"
It wasn't me - I just threw your words back at you... |
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"Toilets. Never mind the seat. The Lid should be down. Before flushing. And check after, that its clean. Not too much to ask.
That's your job x (goes into hiding)
Do you ever want another meet?
forgive me Beryl x
It wasn't me - I just threw your words back at you..."
I know.....it was the threat of not seeing you and Shania in the traps again that worried me x |
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"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!
And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?
What else, Fabsters!
To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!
We sit down to wee.
We sit down to poop.
You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down "
Hold on you girls wanted equality so put it down yourself |
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"Why do they have to take everything apart to see how it works. And why can they never pop it back together properly? “Oh look, a wing nut, that’s obviously not needed”
Meanwhile, back at HQ, the wheel falls off said item missing the wing nut.
Gah "
At least we change a car tyre |
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"I can understand why they put the lid up as their aim is so off. They just aren’t very good at hitting the spot, even the simplest thing of putting something in the laundry basket, with a huge hole in the top, ends up next to it or another room "
Put some hair around it and we will get it in first time |
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"When men get I d*unk and wife in bed we have to creep around the house... when women get home d*unk they insist on waking up the whole house including the dog to tell them all about there night... with kebab hanging out there mouth stinking of garlic mayo and gin "
I can concur with that diagnosis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How much time you spend washing and hoovering a car. Then lose all those cleaning skills the minute you walk through the house front door. Hoovers work indoors too. |
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"Knob cheese....
You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...
Better than a cottage cheese fanny
At least it's paper not smeg ()"
Not dried up fanny juice is cottage cheese . But ffs dont tell joanne i said this as she out on the lash with the girls  |
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"How much time you spend washing and hoovering a car. Then lose all those cleaning skills the minute you walk through the house front door. Hoovers work indoors too. "
Because we admire your skills at doing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knob cheese....
You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...
Better than a cottage cheese fanny
At least it's paper not smeg ()
Not dried up fanny juice is cottage cheese . But ffs dont tell joanne i said this as she out on the lash with the girls "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much time you spend washing and hoovering a car. Then lose all those cleaning skills the minute you walk through the house front door. Hoovers work indoors too.
Because we admire your skills at doing it"
I do like to leave alternating stripes in the carpet, just because  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!
And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?
What else, Fabsters!
To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!
We sit down to wee.
We sit down to poop.
You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down "
Totally this! |
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"Knob cheese....
You have had a slash now a wipe clean wouldn't go amiss...
Better than a cottage cheese fanny
At least it's paper not smeg ()
Not dried up fanny juice is cottage cheese . But ffs dont tell joanne i said this as she out on the lash with the girls
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not that i seen any up to now to be fair. You girls polish ya vag as well as we polish our cars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When men fall asleep in the chair and then when you wake them and say "you fell asleep you don't you go to bed" Why do they deny it and say "I wasn't asleep" |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!
And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?
What else, Fabsters!
To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!
We sit down to wee.
We sit down to poop.
You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down
Totally this! "
We do that so it is less for you girlies to clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies.. why do you always whinge about us men not putting the toilet seat down when we’re done. Why don’t YOU put it UP when you’re finished!?!
And .. why do you say sternly “it’s FINE!!” when clearly it absolutely most definitely ISN’T even in the slightest bit fine!?
What else, Fabsters!
To balance things up it can be about either sex, and remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun, like! Keep it light and you know what, please don’t get *too* upset about what is only a bit of lighthearted misogyny / misandry on a Friday evening!
We sit down to wee.
We sit down to poop.
You guys are the only ones who put the seat up, so you put it back down
Totally this!
We do that so it is less for you girlies to clean. "
if you sprinkle don't be a twat and clean it up yourself! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Why would anyone want to leave the toilet seat up and open when not in use?! *cries* "
Somebody who clearly wants the toilet gnomes to come in to their house at night and fuck shit up then disappearing back in just before sunrise.
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"When men fall asleep in the chair and then when you wake them and say "you fell asleep you don't you go to bed" Why do they deny it and say "I wasn't asleep" "
If you woke them up in the correct way you wouldn't have this issue haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would anyone want to leave the toilet seat up and open when not in use?! *cries*
Somebody who clearly wants the toilet gnomes to come in to their house at night and fuck shit up then disappearing back in just before sunrise.
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I'm going to glue my toilet seat shut tonight. I don't want the gnomes to sneak into my anus tonight. |
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Do all women sit in the same room as you for 2 hours watching tv saying nothing then get up go to another room and try to start a conversation by shouting at me!!! If it was that important why not bring it up before the whole street needs to hear it. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
Wales |
"Do all women sit in the same room as you for 2 hours watching tv saying nothing then get up go to another room and try to start a conversation by shouting at me!!! If it was that important why not bring it up before the whole street needs to hear it."
I do this
Although to be fair I’m usually in the kitchen asking if they want a drink/snacks/a blowjob  |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Do all women sit in the same room as you for 2 hours watching tv saying nothing then get up go to another room and try to start a conversation by shouting at me!!! If it was that important why not bring it up before the whole street needs to hear it.
I do this
Although to be fair I’m usually in the kitchen asking if they want a drink/snacks/a blowjob "
Haha who's they |
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