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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I bet you think this thread is about you don't you don't youuuuu.
Well it actually is. The fab banging agency is now open! As we seem to have a lot of lost souls at the moment this is your chance to make those connections.
List 5 things that are important to you in a playmate, the aim of the game is to get some matches! If you like what you hear.. give that person a cheeky wink or message if your feeling brave.
Let the sex commence... |
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Good thread! Trying to sum it up in 5 is tricky. Might change tomorrow! But.....
* A lover of lingerie & heels
* Genuinely drama free
* Someone who wants a connection but not a wedding
* A little bit of kink 
* Tattoos and piercings would be nice!
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By *for2Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Ooh, I like this idea. Nice one, OP!
1. Local
2. Tall & fit
3. Fancies the pants off me
4. Makes me giggle
5. Spoons me all night afterwards 
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I want you,
I need you,
But,there aint no way I'm ever gonna love you,
Now, don't be sad...cos 2 maybe 3 out of 5 aint bad.
Not tall & fit or local(or age range) dammit   |
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"Ooh, I like this idea. Nice one, OP!
1. Local
2. Tall & fit
3. Fancies the pants off me
4. Makes me giggle
5. Spoons me all night afterwards
I want you,
I need you,
But,there aint no way I'm ever gonna love you,
Now, don't be sad...cos 2 maybe 3 out of 5 aint bad.
Not tall & fit or local(or age range) dammit "
Extra point for the Meatloaf reference  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1) Big Penis 
2) Respectful
3) Easy going and laid back
4) 1st class banter skills
5) Not needy
Well 4 out of 5 isn’t bad is it ? "
Depends which one your missing |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A pulse
Consciousness
Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)
Ability to hold a convo
A hint of a kinky side "
Dammit. I can do 4/5  |
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"1) Big Penis
2) Respectful
3) Easy going and laid back
4) 1st class banter skills
5) Not needy
Well 4 out of 5 isn’t bad is it ?
Depends which one your missing "
I don’t think I have a big penis !?  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A pulse
Consciousness
Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)
Ability to hold a convo
A hint of a kinky side
Dammit. I can do 4/5 "
Which is the 1 you can't!?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A pulse
Consciousness
Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)
Ability to hold a convo
A hint of a kinky side
Dammit. I can do 4/5
Which is the 1 you can't!? "
Depends on your definition of "a hint" |
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By *for2Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Ooh, I like this idea. Nice one, OP!
1. Local
2. Tall & fit
3. Fancies the pants off me
4. Makes me giggle
5. Spoons me all night afterwards
I want you,
I need you,
But,there aint no way I'm ever gonna love you,
Now, don't be sad...cos 2 maybe 3 out of 5 aint bad.
Not tall & fit or local(or age range) dammit
Extra point for the Meatloaf reference "
I've got a frilly 70's dress shirt and a red hankie too |
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"1. Tall
2. Passionate
3. Local ish
4. Sense of Humour
5. Sends me a boing video
What's a boing video? 
Don't ask! You will set them off on wanting to see them... "
Oooh, now there's an idea for a thread. Not seen a good boing in a while. Xx |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A pulse
Consciousness
Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)
Ability to hold a convo
A hint of a kinky side
Dammit. I can do 4/5
Which is the 1 you can't!?
Depends on your definition of "a hint" "
Ah, poorly worded on my part, "at least a hint of a kinky side" |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A pulse
Consciousness
Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)
Ability to hold a convo
A hint of a kinky side
Dammit. I can do 4/5
Which is the 1 you can't!?
Depends on your definition of "a hint"
Ah, poorly worded on my part, "at least a hint of a kinky side" "
Woo hoo!
5/5  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A pulse
Consciousness
Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)
Ability to hold a convo
A hint of a kinky side
Dammit. I can do 4/5
Which is the 1 you can't!?
Depends on your definition of "a hint"
Ah, poorly worded on my part, "at least a hint of a kinky side"
Woo hoo!
5/5 "
See, all the guys complaining about no meets! That was easy |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A pulse
Consciousness
Semi decent eyesight (though not too good, they might notice I'm not as good looking otherwise)
Ability to hold a convo
A hint of a kinky side
Dammit. I can do 4/5
Which is the 1 you can't!?
Depends on your definition of "a hint"
Ah, poorly worded on my part, "at least a hint of a kinky side"
Woo hoo!
5/5
See, all the guys complaining about no meets! That was easy"
You do realise that now they'll all think it actually is that easy, right? |
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"1. Tall
2. Passionate
3. Local ish
4. Sense of Humour
5. Sends me a boing video
What's a boing video?
Don't ask! You will set them off on wanting to see them...
Oooh, now there's an idea for a thread. Not seen a good boing in a while. Xx"
This is a good idea |
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Confidence
Comfortable in our company
Wanting to experience us as a couple not just a interest in myself or hubby.
A good sexual appetite... not just 45mins and done.
Most of all a attractive personality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet you think this thread is about you don't you don't youuuuu.
Well it actually is. The fab banging agency is now open! As we seem to have a lot of lost souls at the moment this is your chance to make those connections.
List 5 things that are important to you in a playmate, the aim of the game is to get some matches! If you like what you hear.. give that person a cheeky wink or message if your feeling brave.
Let the sex commence..."
Lol I like this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good personal hygiene
Nice smile and lips
Long hair
Prefer them on the slim side
I'm not partial to blondes but my tinder matches might suggest otherwise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sarcastic. Very sarcastic
Tattoos, decent ones.
Weapon.
Kinky, extremely kinky.
Beard, slightly GINGER is doable.
Xxx"
would you like to see my chopper collection? |
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"Sarcastic. Very sarcastic
Tattoos, decent ones.
Weapon.
Kinky, extremely kinky.
Beard, slightly GINGER is doable.
Xxxwould you like to see my chopper collection?"
I got banned from the roasting forum lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kinky
Charismatic
Funny
Loves food
Likes to have his face buried in between my legs on a regular basis
X"
Kinky not so much
Charismatic yes
Funny yes
Loves food yes
Likes to have his face buried in between my legs on a regular basis hell yes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quite short with amazing looks
Loves sexy underwear / heels
Has the most fantasticly filthy mind imaginable, and great personality
Loads of tattoos
Maclaren / Ferarri level sex drive
Our meet's already arranged |
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By *anBerksMan
over a year ago
Berkshire |
Ooh can I play? 
1. Nice friendly, smiley, welcoming personality
2. Looks good
3. Smells good
4. Tastes good
5. Sufficiently low standards in the type of man they’ll allow knicker access to (must be quite a low bar so that even I can qualify) |
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1) must be able to hold a conversation... About any thing... I talk alot of random crap so some one who does the same is a must
2) loves the outdoors, I practically live outside in every free minute that I get
3) willing to accept that I am quite quirky,
4) loves long walks, and enjoys a bacon roll, (what walk is complete without getting out your stove and cooking a fresh, hot bacon roll/butty (depending on where your from)
5) is happy with hearing dad jokes every 5 seconds.
Not even got to any thing sexual and I've hit 5, looks like my priority's are all wrong!!! |
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