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"Worst has to b I want to deep throat u till ur puking all over yourself then when u think its all over will piss all over u and then fuck every hole u dirty shut! x" Yeah...not my idea if a good time either | |||
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"Them: "you are now speaking to royalty" Us: oh really Them: yeah they call me King ding-a-ling. " this would work on me not gonna lie. | |||
"Best was a guy who sent a picture of a duck and apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but his autocorrect was playing up. It really tickled me and led to a fantastic conversation!" Love this! Humour all the way for me! | |||
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"Best was a guy who sent a picture of a duck and apologised for the unsolicited duck pic but his autocorrect was playing up. It really tickled me and led to a fantastic conversation!" Haha class | |||
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"First message? You mean women message men first? " Believe it they do. | |||
"First message? You mean women message men first? Believe it they do." Every day is a school day! | |||
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