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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

.. who fancies a fuck?

( * Oh no it isn’t … Oh YES it is!!)

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool/Wallasey

I do! But I already have somebody in kind (and they know!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok on you go knickers dropped

Chose front or back and forum a orderly queue don’t worry you can go to the end off the other queue ones you had your turn at one side

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

Ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in as one of the guys who wants one

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Gawd I’m glad someone finally answered, a nervous few minutes there where nobody wanted a fuck! And on a fuck site, too!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Nah I don't like fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meeeeeeee! Not with just anyone though but with someone in particular and it’s mutual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just want someone to make me a cup of tea then stroke my back and bum for bit. Anyone know which site I can get that on?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool/Wallasey

"Nah I don't like fucking. "

That is not what fucking told me! Fucking says different.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I give zero fucks all the time

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?"

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nah I don't like fucking.

That is not what fucking told me! Fucking says different. "

Took me a minute to figure that one out

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nah, I might have to shave my legs

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Can I bring some snacks and watch? Lol as much action as I'll ever get for sure lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No fucks, taken, given or fancied.

Massive slice of lemon drizzle cake on the other hand

gimmie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuckety fuck fuck

If only and….followed by something to eat

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?"

You can move onto the commoners then ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah, I might have to shave my legs"

You don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No fucks, taken, given or fancied.

Massive slice of lemon drizzle cake on the other hand

gimmie! "

Haha that’s exactly what I’m making for the Manc social

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then .. "

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nah, I might have to shave my legs

You don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do, I see up there someone I'd like to FAF with

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'm washing my hair.

And making a cup of tea after, Lana has made me think of tea.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

I don't have the energy after spending all of mine messaging to no avail on here...... Portsmouth your a let down.

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"I do, I see up there someone I'd like to FAF with

Look, there’s only so many times I can keep telling you, I’m STRAIGHT straight, not Fab straight!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

As long as you stroke my hair and call me pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do, I see up there someone I'd like to FAF with

Look, there’s only so many times I can keep telling you, I’m STRAIGHT straight, not Fab straight!!

Are you sure fella?

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on."

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"I do, I see up there someone I'd like to FAF with

Look, there’s only so many times I can keep telling you, I’m STRAIGHT straight, not Fab straight!!

Are you sure fella?

Ah g’wan then ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do, I see up there someone I'd like to FAF with

Look, there’s only so many times I can keep telling you, I’m STRAIGHT straight, not Fab straight!!

Are you sure fella?

Ah g’wan then ..

Oooooh matron

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

Hang on... how did this turn into me applying?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do, I see up there someone I'd like to FAF with

Look, there’s only so many times I can keep telling you, I’m STRAIGHT straight, not Fab straight!!

Are you sure fella?

Ah g’wan then ..

Oooooh matron

Oi. If you get the OP before me I'll cry. Again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do, I see up there someone I'd like to FAF with

Look, there’s only so many times I can keep telling you, I’m STRAIGHT straight, not Fab straight!!

Are you sure fella?

Ah g’wan then ..

Oooooh matron

Oi. If you get the OP before me I'll cry. Again.

Sorry, he’s already offered

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By *hunderace...Man over a year ago

Porthmadog

".. who fancies a fuck?

( * Oh no it isn’t … Oh YES it is!!)"

If I said yes I'm likely to get a flood of the wrong offers seeing as how I'm wearing my sexy friend's bum tonight

just bring the flowers and chocolates then piss off...

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

Hang on... how did this turn into me applying?!

It’s the fairest system when there’s such demand..

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do, I see up there someone I'd like to FAF with

Look, there’s only so many times I can keep telling you, I’m STRAIGHT straight, not Fab straight!!

Are you sure fella?

Ah g’wan then ..

Oooooh matron

Oi. If you get the OP before me I'll cry. Again.

Sorry, he’s already offered

Damn you for being sexier than me

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

Hang on... how did this turn into me applying?!

It’s the fairest system when there’s such demand..

I never get anywhere when I apply for stuff... ah well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

Hang on... how did this turn into me applying?!

It’s the fairest system when there’s such demand..

I never get anywhere when I apply for stuff... ah well

Application and interview requirements in the post

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

Mr DanBerks are you trying to stir everyone's loins before bedtime?

Starting a cat fight?

You minx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

Hang on... how did this turn into me applying?!

It’s the fairest system when there’s such demand..

I never get anywhere when I apply for stuff... ah well

Application and interview requirements in the post

That's the kind of thing that should be hand delivered Mr Manc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

Hang on... how did this turn into me applying?!

It’s the fairest system when there’s such demand..

I never get anywhere when I apply for stuff... ah well

Application and interview requirements in the post

That's the kind of thing that should be hand delivered Mr Manc

Aaaah well it’s a little late for the drive now

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

Hang on... how did this turn into me applying?!

It’s the fairest system when there’s such demand..

I never get anywhere when I apply for stuff... ah well

Application and interview requirements in the post

That's the kind of thing that should be hand delivered Mr Manc

Aaaah well it’s a little late for the drive now

Excuses excuses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You can be particular about who you choose, but if you read the small print in the T&Cs of the thread, the OP does get first refusal

So once you've refused me... what then?

You can move onto the commoners then ..

Ooh forgot the wink!! The wink is important!

;-)

There you go ..

You've refused me.

I can't go on.

Not yet I haven’t. Submit a detailed application and I’ll consider it and reply within 3 working days. The commoners may have to wait ..

Hang on... how did this turn into me applying?!

It’s the fairest system when there’s such demand..

I never get anywhere when I apply for stuff... ah well

Application and interview requirements in the post

That's the kind of thing that should be hand delivered Mr Manc

Aaaah well it’s a little late for the drive now

Excuses excuses

And work is a factor right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As long as you stroke my hair and call me pretty

I'm in if you do the same for me?

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Mr DanBerks are you trying to stir everyone's loins before bedtime?

Starting a cat fight?

You minx

There’s only one way to settle this .. a baby oil / bikini wrestling match. But only if you’re in too Lois

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Mr DanBerks are you trying to stir everyone's loins before bedtime?

Starting a cat fight?

You minx

There’s only one way to settle this .. a baby oil / bikini wrestling match. But only if you’re in too Lois

It is a brave man who mentions me and a bikini in the same paragraph

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could give a fuck at minute

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Mr DanBerks are you trying to stir everyone's loins before bedtime?

Starting a cat fight?

You minx

There’s only one way to settle this .. a baby oil / bikini wrestling match. But only if you’re in too Lois

It is a brave man who mentions me and a bikini in the same paragraph

Ok, well in that case an oily wrestle WITHOUT a bikini then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait ..WHAT? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ICE LOLLEY APPRECIATION FORUM......

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By *panddaCouple over a year ago

West Mids

".. who fancies a fuck?

( * Oh no it isn’t … Oh YES it is!!)"

No thanks.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Id love one but I'd probably have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I say yes but wait for the guy I want?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I do….as long as we can have cake for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy a fajita. Chicken, onions, peppers, jalapeños, cheese, soft tortillas and a nice pico de gallo. Throw in some guacamole and I’ll be satisfied for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naaa not in the mood

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By *anBerks OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Can I say yes but wait for the guy I want?"

hurtful tbf

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Southern Wales

I only joined because I thought it was Fab Singers. That well known online Choral Society

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I only joined because I thought it was Fab Singers. That well known online Choral Society

Same! I was practicing my vibrato for days leading upto this. Imagine my disappointment...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only came here because I thought there were repair services for musicians.

Someone told me they’d sort my rusty trombone for me.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Seeing as you put it like that Op, of course I do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno about a fuck but I would love a spoon and hair stroke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If there's an application process sounds like too much effort to me.

I just want to turn up, fuck then leave. Ffs.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

On my back, legs open. Who can get to Wolverhampton quickest?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On my back, legs open. Who can get to Wolverhampton quickest?

Fires up the old harrier jump jet……..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice fuck and then spooning is needed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well am up for one or two this morning

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can someone do me a Bacon Sarnie instead please

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"On my back, legs open. Who can get to Wolverhampton quickest?

Fires up the old harrier jump jet…….."

We have a winner

Good morning Mr Soze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On my back, legs open. Who can get to Wolverhampton quickest?

Fires up the old harrier jump jet……..

We have a winner

Good morning Mr Soze

Woohoo, I never win anythin’.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No fucks, taken, given or fancied.

Massive slice of lemon drizzle cake on the other hand

gimmie! "

Mmmmmmm, lemon drizzle. I vote this is now a lemon drizzle cake site. No fucking here, it would ruin the cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No fucks, taken, given or fancied.

Massive slice of lemon drizzle cake on the other hand

gimmie! "

Mmmmmmm, lemon drizzle. I vote this is now a lemon drizzle cake site. No fucking here, it would ruin the cake

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By *oe long legsTV/TS over a year ago

Douglas

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?"

You should be choosy but for charity you should fuck one ugly per week. Think of it ss community service

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By *oyalmarine64Man over a year ago

Alloa

"Meeeeeeee! Not with just anyone though but with someone in particular and it’s mutual

I volunteer as tribute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meeeeeeee! Not with just anyone though but with someone in particular and it’s mutual

I volunteer as tribute"

Haha

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

I can honestly say I've had too much this week

Today is a day of rest

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Before I answer... am I allowed to be particular about who I receive the fuck from, or as this is a fuck site do I have to just accept the fuck from anyone who offers?

You should be choosy but for charity you should fuck one ugly per week. Think of it ss community service "

It's ok. Whoever I'm fucking is doing that for me

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By *r SteelMan over a year ago

North Wales

I said yes earlier but still waiting?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

I’ll say yes but can’t see it happening

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By *oyalmarine64Man over a year ago