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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.
Or if it's the middle of the night and dark. "
The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do it all the time during the night. It saves me to bother of having to curse when I piss on my feet in the middle of the night after I’ve take bad, half asleep aim with my dinkle.
Sitting down solves two problems.
I don’t have to take aim.
I can pee without the light on, this saving me pennies. |
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"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.
Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.
The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason? "
It is hard to wee with an erection. |
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"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.
Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.
The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason? "
The wee comes out in at least two different directions if I go too soon after! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.
Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.
The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason?
The wee comes out in at least two different directions if I go too soon after! "
Jeez sounds freaking dangerous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I often sit down to wee.
I'm not sure if I'm being thoughtful, being sure not to sprinkle the seat and to leave it down, or just lazy "
Now my question is.. how often would sprinkle the seat?  |
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
If I've got a hard on or can't turn the lights on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often sit down to wee.
I'm not sure if I'm being thoughtful, being sure not to sprinkle the seat and to leave it down, or just lazy
Now my question is.. how often would sprinkle the seat? "
I don't really, I'm well domesticated and courteous too |
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By *r SteelMan
over a year ago
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
I always sit to pee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
I always sit to pee"
Any particular reason in doing so? Just because you are used to do it or? |
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When I’m public toilets, no, I’ll use the urinal.
I always sit down at home though. I started doing that soon after I moved out of my parents house and realised just how often my mum cleaned up pee stains from the toilet seat. Sitting down drastically reduces any splashes. Well played, mum. Well played. |
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
I do at night is just easier when half asleep but not during the day. Do you think it is girlie for a guy to do so? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
I do at night is just easier when half asleep but not during the day. Do you think it is girlie for a guy to do so? "
I don’t think it’s girlie ( I asked a friend of mine and he said he finds it girlie so he doesn’t do it)
But I assumed it was unusual ? Just an assumption cos y’all are wild !!! X  |
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
If I'm home, yes I sit down. If I'm out, I will use urinals. I just think it's more hygienic and I can control my penis better ?????? .. |
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
I do at night is just easier when half asleep but not during the day. Do you think it is girlie for a guy to do so?
I don’t think it’s girlie ( I asked a friend of mine and he said he finds it girlie so he doesn’t do it)
But I assumed it was unusual ? Just an assumption cos y’all are wild !!! X "
Fair enough I suppose when younger I might of thought it was girlie. You friend a man’s man kind of guy? |
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By *r SteelMan
over a year ago
North Wales |
"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
I always sit to pee
Any particular reason in doing so? Just because you are used to do it or? "
I find it more comfortable, no worry of missing in the dark and best for shaking the last drop out. I aways wipe my cock with tissue afterwards to. Dont like having a pissy cock. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
I do at night is just easier when half asleep but not during the day. Do you think it is girlie for a guy to do so?
I don’t think it’s girlie ( I asked a friend of mine and he said he finds it girlie so he doesn’t do it)
But I assumed it was unusual ? Just an assumption cos y’all are wild !!! X
Fair enough I suppose when younger I might of thought it was girlie. You friend a man’s man kind of guy?"
Yep, he’s a man’s man kind guy |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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Depends. I do it often, usually for most of the reasons others have said. Plus it's just nice to sit down... Unless it's really cold the less I have to be in contact with the cold toilet seat the better! Having options is nice, sorry ladies! You have my respect in this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends. I do it often, usually for most of the reasons others have said. Plus it's just nice to sit down... Unless it's really cold the less I have to be in contact with the cold toilet seat the better! Having options is nice, sorry ladies! You have my respect in this."
I’ve got to say that it was nice to experience a warm toilet seat in Japan! But I don’t mind it cold either |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Waddington |
"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
Nothing wrong with a lazy sit down we |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a revelation to me!!! I've never dreamed of sitting down to piss. I'm gonna have to give this a go and see how I feel about it!! I can't imagine it being worth the hassle of having to unbuckle and drop my keks everytime, but the night time element seems perfectly logical now it's been mentioned!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure why it would be considered feminine, given that everyone (except those in the FE, who tend to squat) has to sit to use the loo at some point.
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Well of course everyone has to sit at some point , but yeah my male friend said definitely no for him.
So now It made me wonder how common was having a sit down wee was for men (and just to have a wee) |
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"Not sure why it would be considered feminine, given that everyone (except those in the FE, who tend to squat) has to sit to use the loo at some point.
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Well of course everyone has to sit at some point , but yeah my male friend said definitely no for him.
So now It made me wonder how common was having a sit down wee was for men (and just to have a wee) "
Perhaps he’s insecure about his masculinity
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep, sit down all the time. I don't like any sprinkles anywhere on my clothes and neither do I want any drops anywhere on the floor. "
Hahah what do you have in between ur legs?? A fire hydrant? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends. I do it often, usually for most of the reasons others have said. Plus it's just nice to sit down... Unless it's really cold the less I have to be in contact with the cold toilet seat the better! Having options is nice, sorry ladies! You have my respect in this."
We don't have to sit down, we can do hover type wees from a squat position  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When Carlos was younger he would sit down to pee when he had a bad hangover and the bathroom was spinning.
Depending on how alert little Carlos is I might sit down to avoid peeing all over my own bathroom.  |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
Usually the first one of the day is a sit down wee, because of trajectories.
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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
The Boy does. Mostly cos it’s more hygienic. The splash from your pee goes all over the room the toilet is in else! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the last time I sat down and went for wee was when I was around 5. Nothing about it being being feminine just simply something I've not thought of doing  |
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In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.
Can’t remember the Germanic.
I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed. |
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I know my boyfriend did when we stayed in a hotel as he couldn't remember which light switch was the bathroom and which was the big light so he went for a wee in the dark to avoid risking waking me up . |
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
Yes. It's easier to look at train times in a morning. Who said men can't multi task  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.
Can’t remember the Germanic.
I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed."
In Scotland we also have a phrase "man who stands up to pee has a smelly bathroom" |
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
The Boy does. Mostly cos it’s more hygienic. The splash from your pee goes all over the room the toilet is in else! "
Yeah, I tend to sit down when at home. Even the best aim will result in sending a aerosol like mist of pee flying.
The only exception is when I’m working and chain-chugging coffee… in which case I use the family bathroom so I can blame any splashes on junior! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.
Can’t remember the Germanic.
I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed.
In Scotland we also have a phrase "man who stands up to pee has a smelly bathroom" "
Don’t you guys clean up if u mess up the toilets? Disgastaaaaaanngggg (if you know u know ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only if I'm really d*unk, I don't think I could sit down and just have a wee as my body would think I wanted to do a complete evacuation "
I mean fair answer |
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If I'm wearing new stylish shoes I usually sit down to wee.
If I'm holding onto someone's handbag then I'll sit down to wee.
If I'm reading one of Wonko's blag-one-liner threads, I sit down (to compose myself).
If I'm on the Nocturnal then I sit down (in solidarity with Jím).
If I'm 'standing up' to attention then I usually sit down. |
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"In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.
Can’t remember the Germanic.
I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed.
In Scotland we also have a phrase "man who stands up to pee has a smelly bathroom"
Don’t you guys clean up if u mess up the toilets? Disgastaaaaaanngggg (if you know u know )"
It was fookin one of us! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In Germany they have a common phrase for a man who’s not manly enough. A “sits when he pees”.
Can’t remember the Germanic.
I will sit to pee when I get up in the night so I can stay half asleep with the lights off and go back to bed.
In Scotland we also have a phrase "man who stands up to pee has a smelly bathroom"
Don’t you guys clean up if u mess up the toilets? Disgastaaaaaanngggg (if you know u know )
It was fookin one of us! "
Yes it was one of yasss |
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By *arco_pMan
over a year ago
Hednesford |
"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
only really time sit down for a wee is have a hardon, last thing want is piss all up the walls lol |
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
only really time sit down for a wee is have a hardon, last thing want is piss all up the walls lol"
It’s easier than headstands too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once pissing in a customers home and the cheeky cow tried to walk in and aim for me i pissed on her floor in shock if id have been sat down id have not made a mess so it clearly has its positives  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
only really time sit down for a wee is have a hardon, last thing want is piss all up the walls lol
It’s easier than headstands too. "
Now that, would impress me much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"GUYS GUYS GUYS!
A message from my guy friend :
‘all the men on here who have a sit down pee, please hand back your man cards ASAP!’
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tell him arm wrestle now!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"GUYS GUYS GUYS!
A message from my guy friend :
‘all the men on here who have a sit down pee, please hand back your man cards ASAP!’
tell him arm wrestle now!!!! "
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"GUYS GUYS GUYS!
A message from my guy friend :
‘all the men on here who have a sit down pee, please hand back your man cards ASAP!’
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Whenever I see the "man card" line I always think, if having a man card requires me to do things because I'm expected to because I'm a man then you can keep the fucking card because I don't want one. |
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Yep, every time.
I work as a plumber and know how filthy a lot of household toilets are when there are men living there. Especially if they are single guys, not being sexist but single women keep their toilets a lot cleaner than single guys do. Also the wall next to a toilet will get spray on it from blokes pissing on the seats or water mist when the toilet is flushed (put the lid down when you flush) It's not a pleasant environment to work in. I wish more blokes would realise that they can't aim for shit (no pun intended) and they should sit down to pee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep, every time.
I work as a plumber and know how filthy a lot of household toilets are when there are men living there. Especially if they are single guys, not being sexist but single women keep their toilets a lot cleaner than single guys do. Also the wall next to a toilet will get spray on it from blokes pissing on the seats or water mist when the toilet is flushed (put the lid down when you flush) It's not a pleasant environment to work in. I wish more blokes would realise that they can't aim for shit (no pun intended) and they should sit down to pee"
I wish more blokes would bend over and scrub their toilets and the wall next to the toilet seat
It isn’t difficult
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"Yep, every time.
I work as a plumber and know how filthy a lot of household toilets are when there are men living there. Especially if they are single guys, not being sexist but single women keep their toilets a lot cleaner than single guys do. Also the wall next to a toilet will get spray on it from blokes pissing on the seats or water mist when the toilet is flushed (put the lid down when you flush) It's not a pleasant environment to work in. I wish more blokes would realise that they can't aim for shit (no pun intended) and they should sit down to pee
I wish more blokes would bend over and scrub their toilets and the wall next to the toilet seat
It isn’t difficult
*grabs whip*"
There's now going to be a line of blokes pissing on the floor just as an excuse so that you can whip them |
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By *iggingMan
over a year ago
Oldham |
"If I've recently ejaculated then yes. Saves having to mop up the multi directional urine sprinkle.
Or if it's the middle of the night and dark.
The first I take it it’s because u would still be stiff so u can’t control ur wee or for another reason?
The wee comes out in at least two different directions if I go too soon after! "
this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a regular for the sit down wee - primarily so I can just have a sit down. Easier to look at your pics that way too, otherwise I’ll drop my phone down the loo! |
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers . "
Usually when I’m too d*unk to stand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay I’m very curious…Does any of you have a sit down wee? (Just to have a wee only)
Have you done it before?
How uncommon is this?
Or is it too feminine?
Genuinely interested in answers .
Usually when I’m too d*unk to stand "
Totally legitimate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got used to sitting down to piss years ago when I had a PA (piercing, not a secretary). I've not had the piercing for years, but still tend to sit down if it's not a urinal.
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Isn't it supposed to be good practice so you don't get prostate problems or is it a myth?
I do opt for a "Sonar Wee" (pee in the dark), when I wake up. It's nice to take the weight off. Especially if you get back probs. now & again
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I suppose it's good news for women so they don't have to stand in puddles after us blokes have missed! Sorry! We (ahem), do try to no to, but it's beyond our bodies control sometimes. Either that or it's me age... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to as i have nerve damage from a vasectomy.
Plus side is i last ages during sex as half the time I can't cum.
So just carry on till she's had enough. |
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Genuinely interested in answers . "
There are exactly three occasions I sit down to have a wee (listed in order of prevalence):
1. I'm d*unk and can't aim straight.
2. I've got a semi (or three-quarters) and need to sit down to "keep it down".
3. The bathroom light is broken and I need to go in the night. |
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