Be kind to her. Set up the ironing board, plug the iron in and carry that humongous pile of shirts, trousers, sock and pants into a room away from the TV and she will be in Heaven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give her your credit card and tell she can get whatever she likes but half of it must give you please/satisfaction as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let her find another, more attentive partner

This! Football jeez

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Just stick her in the back bedroom with a cuppa tea and a pile of ironing, she’ll be sweat.

You could always top up the brew at half time for her.

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

"... During the cup final today.

I'm hoping for a 90 minute BJ but incase that wish doesn't materialise, any other tips on getting peace to watch my true love are welcome."
I'll fuck her if you'd rather watch a shitty sports game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go watch it down the pub with a beer

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

"Go watch it down the pub with a beer"

Use a different pin than the one you usually do and leave your mobile at home, just in case.

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By *hunkymonkey81Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Send her to me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I generally good at this

Most men are

Do not disturb

Half time bj okay

But then get to bed warm up

Be up in 70mins

Just in case we win and cup presentation

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By *othicslaveCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

"So you expect a blow job while you are watching football

How nice"

my thoughts exactly...

Why not treat her out or let her have a massage or hair done or do her own hobby, whilst your have your fun, shel feel better and you both win, if shes not Interested in football.

just a thought.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I were totally straight and had a nagging lady, I would go fishing with the lads to escape. Or sneak off to the pub to watch it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it's your team playing, and you're not just watching it because it's the final, then surely she should respect that. M will be watching it, I just let him get on with all his shouting and moaning hahaha mind you, I enjoy football too so I totally get wanting to watch it in peace.

J x

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Southern Wales

Tell her they have a sale on at Next but the website is down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send her to me

This is exactly where my mind would go

NBVN x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Bluetooth headphones

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'm assuming she's an adult. If so.......

'Hi i'll be watching the footie tomorrow start to finish. Don't talk to me while it's on thanks.'

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By *erfectman122Man over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Give her your credit card

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By *il sub princessWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

You're very lucky you have a woman

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Give her your credit card

Would any man take this advice for peace and quiet..???

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I can't stand football. Send her to mine!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"... During the cup final today.

I'm hoping for a 90 minute BJ but incase that wish doesn't materialise, any other tips on getting peace to watch my true love are welcome.

Who gives a quiet blow job?!"

Not me. I hum the national anthem.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Phone her friends tell them to take her for lunch all expenses paid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right guys!

I’m the mrs seems I have a few offers from guys looking to entertain me instead! Hit me up guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was with someone who I liked a lot then the football comes second.....and besides, record it, ignore social media so that you don't get any spoilers and watch it later once you've worn her out and tucked her up nicely in bed. Tell her to regain her strength as you'll be back for round 2 later as a thank you for her patience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Duck tape

PNG x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take her to the bedroom, restrain and gag her, tell her you’re going to get a toy, return 90 minutes later with anal beads and a bottle of lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right guys!

I’m the mrs seems I have a few offers from guys looking to entertain me instead! Hit me up guys

Just get with my initial suggestion

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