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By *cottieboy123 OP   Man  over a year ago

Perth

Having enjoyed a steak with garlic butter for lunch, I now have the unexpected pleasure of a date - should I cancel, drink a bottle of listerine or just take a chance?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Garlic is fine! Unless they don't like it. Ask them

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot

Just tell them to eat some garlic and you will be ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take the lady out for food and order all garlic dishes, failing that listerine

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Unless they are a vampire. Garlic is fine. You might get a saucy 'Ingrid Pitt' type of one though! Maybe check out her reflection and drink Listerine if she cannot be seen. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brush your teeth, swirl some mouthwash and go on your date. Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ass

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice


"Brush your teeth, swirl some mouthwash and go on your date. Enjoy! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ass "

I think he meant before, not during

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Garlic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fig - they're much too similar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another woman / man * delete as appropriate.

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple  over a year ago

Swansea

Oops, tell your date and let them choose would be my option. Apparently when I eat garlic you can smell it on my skin - not sure I'd fancy bathing in listerine

Mr

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Chew some mint

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Tell em, I've got garlic breath and am having to burp through my nose so as not to impact the ozone layer.

Worst thing to eat before a date? Another womans cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go for it! You’d be mad to miss out just because of something you’ve eaten.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Tell em, I've got garlic breath and am having to burp through my nose so as not to impact the ozone layer.

Worst thing to eat before a date? Another womans cunt."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell em, I've got garlic breath and am having to burp through my nose so as not to impact the ozone layer.

Worst thing to eat before a date? Another womans cunt.

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Guess it was only a matter time before nora's foo was mentioned

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I ooze garlic ....... I think I'm immune now......

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By *ibsonsgCouple  over a year ago

New Milton

Spunk!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s garlic and anything spicy ... I won’t go near no one if I catch a whiff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Surstromming

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By *cottieboy123 OP   Man  over a year ago

Perth


"Take the lady out for food and order all garlic dishes, failing that listerine"

Like your suggestion, gives hope to the faint of heart and grim of breath. . . .

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By *cottieboy123 OP   Man  over a year ago

Perth


"Tell em, I've got garlic breath and am having to burp through my nose so as not to impact the ozone layer.

Worst thing to eat before a date? Another womans cunt."

Indeed, two women in one day? Would be a perfect Sunday.

Like the practicality of nasal burps, although might have an impact on the smooth, sensual and chic image. . . . .

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot


"Tell em, I've got garlic breath and am having to burp through my nose so as not to impact the ozone layer.

Worst thing to eat before a date? Another womans cunt."

Surely that depends if they like the taste or not

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By *cottieboy123 OP   Man  over a year ago

Perth

Thank you all for mostly highly practical advice, I know I wouldn't snog myself but will explain the circumstances, who knows what may unfold. . . .Happy Sunday and Happy Fabbing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lasagne...... my lasagne trumps are deadly

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

An Indian dish you just cooked. Congratulations, now your entire house and all your clothes need to be burned

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By *oubletroubleCouple  over a year ago

South West

Packet of ex lax and a gone off prawn sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Skunks Ass

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"An Indian dish you just cooked. Congratulations, now your entire house and all your clothes need to be burned "

All my cooking smells go straight up into my bedroom.

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