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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any takers??
Will there be cake? gotta be a three tier 
In that case, I'm in!
Aww damnit-just remembered, I haven't got my divorce through yet  "
mine didn't take that long hang in there x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any takers??
Will there be cake? gotta be a three tier
Thought 5 tier was in vogue currently 
5 Jaffa cakes stacked don’t count  "
ill swear e the jaffa cakes then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced "
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?"
Just kidding I love being married |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?
Just kidding I love being married "
I like cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?
Just kidding I love being married "
Mrs saw you type that over your shoulder didn’t she… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?
Just kidding I love being married
Mrs saw you type that over your shoulder didn’t she… "
I’m sleeping on the sofa tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action "
Can you eat a muller fruit corner using only your tongue? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action
Can you eat a muller fruit corner using only your tongue?"
the round little balls might be a problem but can lap up the yogurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action
Can you eat a muller fruit corner using only your tongue? the round little balls might be a problem but can lap up the yogurt "
If you neglect the balls it doesn’t matter how much yoghurt you guzzle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action
Am I expected to wear white?"
you can wear your birthday suit if you want to |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral? the full works and this tongue needs some action
Am I expected to wear white? you can wear your birthday suit if you want to "
You haven't seen me naked, have you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?
You don’t ask for much.
Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs  "
Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife. |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?"
I was of this opinion, then C hooked his claws in me, I'm willing to try again for him :P
Takes a real special kinda person to change that opinion
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?
You don’t ask for much.
Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs
Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife."
hang on I can't even get one yet hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?
I was of this opinion, then C hooked his claws in me, I'm willing to try again for him :P
Takes a real special kinda person to change that opinion
P"
I’m joking. I married an absolute diamond who isn’t currently squeezing my balls and making me write this at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?
You don’t ask for much.
Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs
Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife. hang on I can't even get one yet hahaha "
If you’re not fast you’re last. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?
You don’t ask for much.
Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs
Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife."
I don't cook, do dishes, iron or clean windows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you cook, clean, do the garden, do general DIY, like animals, give lots of oral?
You don’t ask for much.
Well, I don't want to scare him off. He'll get nice blow jobs
Keep talking like that and I’ll be looking for a second wife.
I don't cook, do dishes, iron or clean windows. "
Too similar too my current wife. I’m out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After reading your tag line... It's a no from me.it's no probs x
Have you been married before? yes divorced
Then why the fuck would you want to do it again?
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I'm glutten for punishment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x"
met him off fab haha x |
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P"
You organise it my child and one will attend x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P"
like it |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x"
That's not creepy at all xD
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P"
Yeah....sounded better in my head  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x"
I don't want to be in your head xx |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x
I don't want to be in your head xx"
His head could be in you instead?
P |
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x
I don't want to be in your head xx
His head could be in you instead?
P"
Well, that could be difficult x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x
I don't want to be in your head xx
His head could be in you instead?
P
Well, that could be difficult x"
Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x |
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x
I don't want to be in your head xx
His head could be in you instead?
P
Well, that could be difficult x
Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x"
It's late. Purple one for you if you wish x |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x
I don't want to be in your head xx
His head could be in you instead?
P
Well, that could be difficult x
Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x"
Definitely what I meant lol
P |
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x
I don't want to be in your head xx
His head could be in you instead?
P
Well, that could be difficult x
Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x
Definitely what I meant lol
P"
You've seen my second head  x |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x
I don't want to be in your head xx
His head could be in you instead?
P
Well, that could be difficult x
Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x
Definitely what I meant lol
P
You've seen my second head x"
And it's nothing to be blushing about, nice and normal :P
P |
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"Can't we just live in sin ??. I had to do 30 yrs of coffesion when I got married vicar was disgusted
I probably fucked the vicar x
Tarts and vicars party?
P
You organise it my child and one will attend x
That's not creepy at all xD
P
Yeah....sounded better in my head x
I don't want to be in your head xx
His head could be in you instead?
P
Well, that could be difficult x
Lol you are thinking with the wrong head x
Definitely what I meant lol
P
You've seen my second head x
And it's nothing to be blushing about, nice and normal :P
P"
x |
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