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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick, or sit on a dick and eat a cake?

This would be a tough dilemma for most but I imagine this would be an especially fraught choice for some Fab forum posters.

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

2nd one

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

Wait…. Would the candles have been removed?

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By *l6789Man over a year ago

croydon

If I sit on the dick does it have to be hard and skin to skin because I really want some cake

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Sploshing? Oh OK

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

What kind of cake?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

Hmmm what kind of cake?

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do we get to choose the type of cock and cake? If it's carrot cake it's only good for sitting on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of cock.

I mean cake…

What kind of cake.

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By *aughtynottsCouple over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

What about dick dipped in cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

Who gets to eat the cake off your backside?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

Who gets to eat the cake off your backside?"

Me,obvs

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

Who gets to eat the cake off your backside?"

Ewww would anyone want to?!

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Option 2 Sydney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

Who gets to eat the cake off your backside?

Ewww would anyone want to?!

I’m sure there’s a market for that kind of thing. Not that I’d know anything about it though

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

Who gets to eat the cake off your backside?

Ewww would anyone want to?!

It was key lime, it's too expensive to waste x

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Sit on a dick and eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit on a dick and eat cake "

Volunteers penis as a seat

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Definitely option 2 , show me the cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

Same as Nora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like cake so I’ll take the first option

Same as Nora "

What? You don’t like cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have to sit on the cake and eat dick as I'm on a diet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake, obviously.

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Sit on dick and eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on a dick. Think someone mentioned cake?

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

in the back garden

I'll have 1 and 2 best of both worlds

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sit on dick and eat cake

I can bring both

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By *uzie69xTV/TS over a year ago

Maidstone

Can I not have... "the dick and eat it?" Wait...

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By *anshee99Woman over a year ago

The first.

The second one requires multitasking....

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

Mmmmm... Cake... Wait, what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Option 2.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohh that's a tough one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on a dick and eat cake for sure, double the pleasure

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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

OK. Those of you who wanted cake please take a seat on a dick while I go and bake. Today's special is... You guessed it, Spotted Dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a little one

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By *aturefun63Man over a year ago

Belper

Love cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on a dick and eat a cake. Then put a slice on his dick and eat, lick, suck it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't decide. I'll do both. Slice of battenberg anyone?

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