"Is the sausage also up your anus?
If so then that.
I disagree, the pineapple in the anus would be far worse. At least the sausage would be relatively smooth."
I lean towards you on that one. But pineapple on pizza. Crikey  |
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"Is the sausage also up your anus?
If so then that.
I disagree, the pineapple in the anus would be far worse. At least the sausage would be relatively smooth."
I was thinking pineapple chunks.
That had already been prepared to go on the pizza. |
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"Just slice the pineapple and sausage and put it on the pizza. Roll up the cardboard box and stick that up your arse or the arse of the bin men"
I see what you’ve done there.
You’re thinking outside of the box. |
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Pineapple is perfect on pizza, the bromeliad helps digest the proteins in the cheese and any meat. Plus, who doesn’t like sweet and sour? Heathens, that’s who…  |
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"Pineapple is perfect on pizza, the bromeliad helps digest the proteins in the cheese and any meat. Plus, who doesn’t like sweet and sour? Heathens, that’s who… "
Bromelain… pineapple is a bromeliad of course. |
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"Pineapple is perfect on pizza, the bromeliad helps digest the proteins in the cheese and any meat. Plus, who doesn’t like sweet and sour? Heathens, that’s who…
Bromelain… pineapple is a bromeliad of course. "
Of course  |
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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago
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Mannnn i agree pineapple on pizza thats just fucked up, but up your ass... who even thinks of that!!! & as for a sausage  Dammm if its not on a plate with mashed potatoes and shit loads of gravy, it's not coming in my bedroom hahaha
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"Mannnn i agree pineapple on pizza thats just fucked up, but up your ass... who even thinks of that!!! & as for a sausage Dammm if its not on a plate with mashed potatoes and shit loads of gravy, it's not coming in my bedroom hahaha
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Push your boundaries a little for a change, gravy is a solid lubricant |
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And I'm fond of a good sausage too. I'll put it wherever I like 
