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"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.
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My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate  |
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"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.
My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate "
That's because dogs are intrinsically better than people. Fact! |
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"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.
My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate
That's because dogs are intrinsically better than people. Fact!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.
My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate
That's because animals are intrinsically better than people. Fact!"
Fixed it. |
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"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.
My dog is in bed with me and he’s asleep but I don’t hate him. He’s too cute to hate
That's because animals are intrinsically better than people. Fact!
Fixed it."
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"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!"
Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x |
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"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!
Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x"
Watch the Horizon programme that was on BBC2 tonight. All about sleep. Very interesting |
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I hate those heckers who are sleeping when I am awake at 2am needing a wee and trying to sleepily negotiate my way around the dog like a weird Krypton factor puzzle |
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"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!
Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x"
Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow  |
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"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!
Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x
Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow "
Yeah my ex was a snorer when he stayed over. Glad I don't listen to that anymore  |
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"Nite nite
Sleep tight
Hope you wake up
Needing a shite
(....cause I hate you...)
Are you in a cream puff tonight? "
Nearly day 6 of isolation....so I'm cheering up....a bit. Can ye not tell likes? Is my sunny demeanour not positively radiating out of every hole?!  |
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"Nite nite
Sleep tight
Hope you wake up
Needing a shite
(....cause I hate you...)
Are you in a cream puff tonight?
Nearly day 6 of isolation....so I'm cheering up....a bit. Can ye not tell likes? Is my sunny demeanour not positively radiating out of every hole?! "
Shit! You caught Covid? Get well soon. You're always sunny honey x |
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"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!
Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x
Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow
Yeah my ex was a snorer when he stayed over. Glad I don't listen to that anymore "
He regularly wakes up from a dream about eating a giant marshmallow.
Hasn't yet realised it's me trying to smother him with a pillow. |
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"Nite nite
Sleep tight
Hope you wake up
Needing a shite
(....cause I hate you...)
Are you in a cream puff tonight?
Nearly day 6 of isolation....so I'm cheering up....a bit. Can ye not tell likes? Is my sunny demeanour not positively radiating out of every hole?!
Shit! You caught Covid? Get well soon. You're always sunny honey x"
(Skips round the room)
I know. Wee ray of sunshine me |
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"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!
Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x
Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow
Yeah my ex was a snorer when he stayed over. Glad I don't listen to that anymore
He regularly wakes up from a dream about eating a giant marshmallow.
Hasn't yet realised it's me trying to smother him with a pillow."
Waaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate the people who fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. How the hell do they manage it!!!
Hear hear! It takes me at least an hour to fall asleep x
Me too, and if you share a bed with those weirdos and they snore, I seriously want to smother them with a pillow
Yeah my ex was a snorer when he stayed over. Glad I don't listen to that anymore
He regularly wakes up from a dream about eating a giant marshmallow.
Hasn't yet realised it's me trying to smother him with a pillow."
Haha. I used to toss and turn deliberately to get him to move then he'd stop, for a while. In the morning he'd have the cheek to say he didn't sleep well!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nite nite
Sleep tight
Hope you wake up
Needing a shite
(....cause I hate you...)
Are you in a cream puff tonight?
Nearly day 6 of isolation....so I'm cheering up....a bit. Can ye not tell likes? Is my sunny demeanour not positively radiating out of every hole?!
Shit! You caught Covid? Get well soon. You're always sunny honey x
(Skips round the room)
I know. Wee ray of sunshine me "
Yip a dee doo dah |
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"If you don’t all go to bed now too it’s because you hate me and you hate all other people in bed and you have people with narcolepsy.
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Night night sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite, if they do bite them back then they won’t annoy you another night |
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