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So what have you asked Santa for?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know it's still October.
But he's a busy chap and we all know the disappointment of opening what you thought was your perfect present only to discover its a solar powered light or next years diary from the local petrol station cos you didn't get your letter off to the bearded pervert (well he has a thing for stockings and coming down chimneys!) soon enough!
So what's top of your wish list this year?
Me? I want a case of JD, a life size Rihanna soap on a rope and a giant tub of haribos!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know it's still October.
But he's a busy chap and we all know the disappointment of opening what you thought was your perfect present only to discover its a solar powered light or next years diary from the local petrol station cos you didn't get your letter off to the bearded pervert (well he has a thing for stockings and coming down chimneys!) soon enough!
So what's top of your wish list this year?
Me? I want a case of JD, a life size Rihanna soap on a rope and a giant tub of haribos! "
You told me you wanted a fleshlight  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"Good health, happiness and contentment for me and those that are close to me.
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that lot.... plus my ipad....fm2013, and the offical 2012 olympics DVD box set that is coming out
it is going to be a busy next weekend... erm... meant xmas!!!! |
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Well i dont know what i want, where going away first week in december to belguim and jay said he wants to take me away for a few days before then. I would like to have callum here christmas day but he will be working. So im easy, wrap up an empty box for me then at least i will have something to open |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have Sassy tied up with green ribbons?
any reason why they have to be green? "
Because if your hair's dyed red the contrast will be lovely, and very Christmasy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I no what I want but keeping it a secret
But as a stocking filler I wouldn't mind a trip to New York
while your there send me a postcard "
Well if I'm a really good boy I might 2 tickets so I suppose I could take you with me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn't matter what I ask for, the fecker never remembers where I live, so I buy my own toys
Ask him for batteries "
I love my glass toys, no batteries required lol |
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"I want to see our boy, who's in Australia 
If I get my lorry I'll pay for you to go see him for a lonnnnng time xx
Psssst. Did he pinch a stale crust ?"
No Granny, his head and his heart were turned by one of the native girls who he met while at uni. As soon as he got his engineering degree he fooked off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn't matter what I ask for, the fecker never remembers where I live, so I buy my own toys
Ask him for batteries
I love my glass toys, no batteries required lol"
Mmmm glassware... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh, I've not given it a thought yet! Not much I really need and with being a selfish cow for most of the year, I tend to just treat myself when I feel the urge, so by Christmas there's not much I'm hankerin' after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have Sassy tied up with green ribbons?
any reason why they have to be green?
Because if your hair's dyed red the contrast will be lovely, and very Christmasy."
i'll re dye my hair bright red and tie myself up in a green ribbon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a cock moulding kit.. pmsl
You need a cock for that!!
Is there something you're not telling us??  "
i'll need to borrow yours.. deffo felt bigger than a rampant rabbit thats for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A genuine Hitachi Magic Wand, an Eroscillator, an Erostek and a selection of electrodes, a pair of Louboutins or three, a house in the town I want to live in (even a nice one I can afford to and am allowed to rent would do), a new car, some new M2M latex outfits (inc. at least one catsuit), a Bosch washing machine.
I'd also like to lose 4 stones of fat.
I won't get any of those things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have Sassy tied up with green ribbons?
any reason why they have to be green?
Because if your hair's dyed red the contrast will be lovely, and very Christmasy.
i'll re dye my hair bright red and tie myself up in a green ribbon "
Hmm is that an offer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A genuine Hitachi Magic Wand, an Eroscillator, an Erostek and a selection of electrodes, a pair of Louboutins or three, a house in the town I want to live in (even a nice one I can afford to and am allowed to rent would do), a new car, some new M2M latex outfits (inc. at least one catsuit), a Bosch washing machine.
I'd also like to lose 4 stones of fat.
I won't get any of those things "
Why? Cos you've been a bad girl kinks?
There's always hope!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A genuine Hitachi Magic Wand, an Eroscillator, an Erostek and a selection of electrodes, a pair of Louboutins or three, a house in the town I want to live in (even a nice one I can afford to and am allowed to rent would do), a new car, some new M2M latex outfits (inc. at least one catsuit), a Bosch washing machine.
I'd also like to lose 4 stones of fat.
I won't get any of those things
Why? Cos you've been a bad girl kinks?
There's always hope!!! "
No, I've been a very good girl. Far too bloody good!
I only get a Christmas present from my parents now, and they wouldn't think of/can't run to most of that list.
The weight loss I am doing myself but I can't manage 4st by Christmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive asked him to come in january when ive got more money and the sales are on "
I've given the kids that option. Starting young. "Have 1 present for xmas or lots more in the sales because they'll be cheaper...."
I also said choose xmas pressies or we can go for trips to different places in the year instead using the money I would have spent on toys. We've been all over the place and going away again tomorrow for a few days. Much more fun than some present that will get used once then chucked to the back of a cupboard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!"
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter "
Dom = male |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male"
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list |
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list"
Its undercover perving... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list
Its undercover perving... "
Oh, we'll take a look at my pics, if you like them and want more just fab them x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list"
I'll try again.
Dom is a term which means male Dominant. If you ask for a Dom, you are asking for a man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list
I'll try again.
Dom is a term which means male Dominant. If you ask for a Dom, you are asking for a man."
What's a f Dom called then please ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list
I'll try again.
Dom is a term which means male Dominant. If you ask for a Dom, you are asking for a man."
What's the term for a lady Dom, Deffo not in to guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list
I'll try again.
Dom is a term which means male Dominant. If you ask for a Dom, you are asking for a man.
What's the term for a lady Dom, Deffo not in to guys "
Domme |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list
I'll try again.
Dom is a term which means male Dominant. If you ask for a Dom, you are asking for a man.
What's the term for a lady Dom, Deffo not in to guys
Domme"
Good job I've not posted my address might have a load of guys turning up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list
I'll try again.
Dom is a term which means male Dominant. If you ask for a Dom, you are asking for a man.
What's the term for a lady Dom, Deffo not in to guys
Domme
Good job I've not posted my address might have a load of guys turning up lol"
Definitely a case of be careful what you wish for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit on the side who's a Dom, likes toys and is local...
Huh? Your profile says you're straight?!
I am straight, not in to guys at all. Toys being handled by ladies is a different matter
Dom = male
Not really, the lady can dominate me
Ps how did you view my profile your not on my who's looked at me list
I'll try again.
Dom is a term which means male Dominant. If you ask for a Dom, you are asking for a man.
What's the term for a lady Dom, Deffo not in to guys
Domme
Good job I've not posted my address might have a load of guys turning up lol
Definitely a case of be careful what you wish for"
So where are all the domme's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want a selection of warm things this christmas. I'm not keen on onesies as I don't want to take everything down if I want to go to the loo, so am after a similar thing but a long nightie.
I also wouldn't mind one of those electric foot warmer things that the old folk have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want a selection of warm things this christmas. I'm not keen on onesies as I don't want to take everything down if I want to go to the loo, so am after a similar thing but a long nightie.
I also wouldn't mind one of those electric foot warmer things that the old folk have "
You could always get a onesie - then attack it with some scissors and Velcro, a zip or some buttons!!
Hey presto! Fashionable and functional at little extra expense!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok i would like loads of dosh so i can buy every thing that is on every bloomin toy advert the grandchildren see 
Most of all i would like someone else to cook christmas dinner for me.
Oh can i put a P.S at the end for a FB but i'm going to lick and post my letter before hubby sees the last bit cos he says father xmas wont get him down the chimney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've asked him for nothing, I never do. I'll be happy though if he allows me to still be on this earth to ask him for nothing again in 12 months time
Incidentally, what did jesus ever do for Santas birthday ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've added Mr Who to my list.
A larger stocking is on order.
I'm flattered, I look good in stockings too!  "
Ok, you can borrow my stockings, but hands off the shoes!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have asked for world peace, an end to hunger and happiness for all mankind.
I will probably just get socks!"
As an acquired brain specialist you probably give hope and support to people on a regular basis, respect to you and I hope you find a nice surprise in those socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've added Mr Who to my list.
A larger stocking is on order.
I'm flattered, I look good in stockings too!
Ok, you can borrow my stockings, but hands off the shoes!! "
Deal!
Although I take a size 14 shoe, so you're probably safe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've added Mr Who to my list.
A larger stocking is on order.
I'm flattered, I look good in stockings too!
Ok, you can borrow my stockings, but hands off the shoes!!
Deal!
Although I take a size 14 shoe, so you're probably safe!"
Yep, you'd need both of my shoes for one foot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have asked for world peace, an end to hunger and happiness for all mankind.
I will probably just get socks!
As an acquired brain specialist you probably give hope and support to people on a regular basis, respect to you and I hope you find a nice surprise in those socks "
What a nice thing to say. A huge Thankyou from me.
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've added Mr Who to my list.
A larger stocking is on order.
I'm flattered, I look good in stockings too!
Ok, you can borrow my stockings, but hands off the shoes!!
Deal!
Although I take a size 14 shoe, so you're probably safe!
Yep, you'd need both of my shoes for one foot. "
I'll bring my own!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've added Mr Who to my list.
A larger stocking is on order.
I'm flattered, I look good in stockings too!
Ok, you can borrow my stockings, but hands off the shoes!!
Deal!
Although I take a size 14 shoe, so you're probably safe!
Yep, you'd need both of my shoes for one foot.
I'll bring my own!..."
You might need them. I'm 6ft tall in some of my shoes and boots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've added Mr Who to my list.
A larger stocking is on order.
I'm flattered, I look good in stockings too!
Ok, you can borrow my stockings, but hands off the shoes!!
Deal!
Although I take a size 14 shoe, so you're probably safe!
Yep, you'd need both of my shoes for one foot.
I'll bring my own!...
You might need them. I'm 6ft tall in some of my shoes and boots. "
Oh I do enjoy the company of a tall lady. I'm 6'2" and often it feels like I'm in the company of dwarfs!....lol |
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"I've added Mr Who to my list.
A larger stocking is on order.
I'm flattered, I look good in stockings too!
Ok, you can borrow my stockings, but hands off the shoes!!
Deal!
Although I take a size 14 shoe, so you're probably safe!
Yep, you'd need both of my shoes for one foot.
I'll bring my own!...
You might need them. I'm 6ft tall in some of my shoes and boots.
Oh I do enjoy the company of a tall lady. I'm 6'2" and often it feels like I'm in the company of dwarfs!....lol"
I'm 5' 6" in bare feet but I have some truly epic shoes |
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"I've added Mr Who to my list.
A larger stocking is on order.
I'm flattered, I look good in stockings too!
Ok, you can borrow my stockings, but hands off the shoes!!
Deal!
Although I take a size 14 shoe, so you're probably safe!
Yep, you'd need both of my shoes for one foot.
I'll bring my own!...
You might need them. I'm 6ft tall in some of my shoes and boots.
Oh I do enjoy the company of a tall lady. I'm 6'2" and often it feels like I'm in the company of dwarfs!....lol
I'm 5' 6" in bare feet but I have some truly epic shoes "
6" heels....Bring em on...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just so long as we understand walking any farther than across the bedroom isn't happening!!
Who said anything about walking?!"
In 6" heels, certainly not me! |
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"Just so long as we understand walking any farther than across the bedroom isn't happening!!
Who said anything about walking?!
In 6" heels, certainly not me! "
If a change of location is required I'll throw you over me shoulder! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just so long as we understand walking any farther than across the bedroom isn't happening!!
Who said anything about walking?!
In 6" heels, certainly not me!
If a change of location is required I'll throw you over me shoulder! "
I really wouldn't recommend trying that. I'm not built to be transported that way! Maybe an engine hoist? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just so long as we understand walking any farther than across the bedroom isn't happening!!
Who said anything about walking?!
In 6" heels, certainly not me!
If a change of location is required I'll throw you over me shoulder!
I really wouldn't recommend trying that. I'm not built to be transported that way! Maybe an engine hoist? lol"
I've carried wounded Para's while under fire and carrying my own kit, you'll be a breeze...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just so long as we understand walking any farther than across the bedroom isn't happening!!
Who said anything about walking?!
In 6" heels, certainly not me!
If a change of location is required I'll throw you over me shoulder!
I really wouldn't recommend trying that. I'm not built to be transported that way! Maybe an engine hoist? lol
I've carried wounded Para's while under fire and carrying my own kit, you'll be a breeze...lol"
Hmmm. Do you have health insurance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just so long as we understand walking any farther than across the bedroom isn't happening!!
Who said anything about walking?!
In 6" heels, certainly not me!
If a change of location is required I'll throw you over me shoulder!
I really wouldn't recommend trying that. I'm not built to be transported that way! Maybe an engine hoist? lol
I've carried wounded Para's while under fire and carrying my own kit, you'll be a breeze...lol
Hmmm. Do you have health insurance? "
As I once said to a young private..
You worry too much...lol |
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"Just so long as we understand walking any farther than across the bedroom isn't happening!!
Who said anything about walking?!
In 6" heels, certainly not me!
If a change of location is required I'll throw you over me shoulder!
I really wouldn't recommend trying that. I'm not built to be transported that way! Maybe an engine hoist? lol
I've carried wounded Para's while under fire and carrying my own kit, you'll be a breeze...lol
Hmmm. Do you have health insurance?
As I once said to a young private..
You worry too much...lol"
I do try not to break my toys... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know it's still October.
But he's a busy chap and we all know the disappointment of opening what you thought was your perfect present only to discover its a solar powered light or next years diary from the local petrol station cos you didn't get your letter off to the bearded pervert (well he has a thing for stockings and coming down chimneys!) soon enough!
So what's top of your wish list this year?
Me? I want a case of JD, a life size Rihanna soap on a rope and a giant tub of haribos!
You told me you wanted a fleshlight "
I SO WANT A GO!!! (Not) |
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"Just so long as we understand walking any farther than across the bedroom isn't happening!!
Who said anything about walking?!
In 6" heels, certainly not me!
If a change of location is required I'll throw you over me shoulder!
I really wouldn't recommend trying that. I'm not built to be transported that way! Maybe an engine hoist? lol
I've carried wounded Para's while under fire and carrying my own kit, you'll be a breeze...lol
Hmmm. Do you have health insurance?
As I once said to a young private..
You worry too much...lol
I do try not to break my toys... "
I have no reply to that!...lol x |
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I want my kids but around 9 am after they open their presents they will be off to their dad's and I will be on my own rest of day well,HE says he would prefer to pick them up Christmas eve and keep them a week but over my dead body am I not having them at all at Christmas |
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