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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Surely you’d take two though?"
I thought hard about this one and very risky business. Apart from all the hanky panky, anyone multiplying could risk the ark capsizing. So I am afraid its just the one or refusing boarding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman
Here me out before getting the pitch forks out
Humens are mammals so technically we are animals
So I Chose to take someone off the opposite sex so we can appreciate and crate new life
Big brain me here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cows. I’m not going 40 days and 40 nights without a steak.
You arr now trying to sneak a second one on. Its either your dodo or your cow "
A dodo doesn’t exist. I was planning on 40 days in solitary bliss but realise I need beef in my life. |
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"Surely you’d take two though?
Two animals or two species?
It does not matter. You are only allowed one animal of any species you like, just the one, uno. "
Then your original post is wrong . . . . .  |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Cows. I’m not going 40 days and 40 nights without a steak.
You arr now trying to sneak a second one on. Its either your dodo or your cow
A dodo doesn’t exist. I was planning on 40 days in solitary bliss but realise I need beef in my life."
OK the cow is on but will be under 24/7 protection. Bring your own steak, you are not having the cow |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Surely you’d take two though?
Two animals or two species?
It does not matter. You are only allowed one animal of any species you like, just the one, uno.
Then your original post is wrong . . . . . "
That's fine, you now had clarification |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cows. I’m not going 40 days and 40 nights without a steak.
You arr now trying to sneak a second one on. Its either your dodo or your cow
A dodo doesn’t exist. I was planning on 40 days in solitary bliss but realise I need beef in my life.
OK the cow is on but will be under 24/7 protection. Bring your own steak, you are not having the cow "
I think you’re underestimating my sneakiness. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"2 unicorns please 
Just the one I am afraid, ror now anyway. Let's see how many we get on board first "
You what?
It's an ark. It gets two of everything, that's literally its purpose.
There'll be mutiny... |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"2 unicorns please
Just the one I am afraid, ror now anyway. Let's see how many we get on board first
You can't have animals going in one by one on an Ark  "
They are in this trip. Its an experiment with strict rules. One only of any species, irrespective of gender also. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you’d take two though?"
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tiger
Boarded already
A siberian tiger
I am very sorry but same species. White tigers are just the result of recessive, yet rare genes
- yes I googled that one -
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Ffs, I'll have a snow leopard then |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Tiger
Boarded already
A siberian tiger
I am very sorry but same species. White tigers are just the result of recessive, yet rare genes
- yes I googled that one -
Ffs, I'll have a snow leopard then"
Snow leopard, welcome aboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt. "
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tiger
Boarded already
A siberian tiger
I am very sorry but same species. White tigers are just the result of recessive, yet rare genes
- yes I googled that one -
Ffs, I'll have a snow leopard then
Snow leopard, welcome aboard "
Yay |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two. "
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them. |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
I'm willing to change Ark supplier, based on the behaviour of this one."
Unfortunately no other ark currently in operation. The operator of this one reserves the right to abide by the rules |
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"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two. "
Hurrah, hurrah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Human. Would take two women.
Woman on board already, courtesy of Natalie "
I’ve got two. Almost enough for a swingers club on board. Free
Membership and same fee for all sexes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
Monkeys of course
That would be full of men two by two 
And me. "
How many men can you bum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them. "
Are we allowed to being a BBQ? |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ? "
Being or bring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ? "
That’s why I picked a cow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
Being or bring "
Bring. Damned fat fingers!
I was not suggesting cannibalism! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
That’s why I picked a cow "
That’s why I suggested a women….. to cook it.
(Runs for cover, forget the coat, run!)
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
Being or bring
Bring. Damned fat fingers!
I was not suggesting cannibalism! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read the title as Nora's Ark, I think that's different though
Monkeys of course
That would be full of men two by two
And me.
How many men can you bum?
No bumming on my ark "
Fuck that. Give me my cow back and I’m going to drown in peace. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
That’s why I picked a cow
That’s why I suggested a women….. to cook it.
(Runs for cover, forget the coat, run!)
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It’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights. DO NOT FORGET THE COAT!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
That’s why I picked a cow
That’s why I suggested a women….. to cook it.
(Runs for cover, forget the coat, run!)
It’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights. DO NOT FORGET THE COAT!!!"
That fecks the BBQ idea then!
Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Surely you’d take two though?
1 Species.
The quantity if each is not species so we should assume two for the purpose of the consistency with the ark fable.
No, it's one or nowt.
I’ll sue and win on that one. Implied terms. Everyone knows that the animals go in two by two.
It's a hort term controlled experiment to record how the species reacts/interacts when it's just one of them.
Are we allowed to being a BBQ?
That’s why I picked a cow
That’s why I suggested a women….. to cook it.
(Runs for cover, forget the coat, run!)
It’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights. DO NOT FORGET THE COAT!!!
That fecks the BBQ idea then!
Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters. "
That reminds me, have not watched the below deck series for ages. Is it still on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters.
There's only one human on board, surely?
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Read the terms and conditions. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters.
There's only one human on board, surely?
Read the terms and conditions. "
One example of each species, wasn't it? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters.
There's only one human on board, surely?
As many as animals  "
One human per animal????
Now your agenda becomes clear, you sick sick man.
I withdraw my unicorn |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
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Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters.
There's only one human on board, surely?
Read the terms and conditions.
One example of each species, wasn't it?"
Yes, to take on with you, phew |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
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Will have to remain below deck. Back to plan A - swingers club in the captain’s quarters.
There's only one human on board, surely?
As many as animals
One human per animal????
Now your agenda becomes clear, you sick sick man.
I withdraw my unicorn"
Just as well it was never allowed on then |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"2 unicorns please
Just the one I am afraid, ror now anyway. Let's see how many we get on board first
You can't have animals going in one by one on an Ark
They are in this trip. Its an experiment with strict rules. One only of any species, irrespective of gender also. "
They'll all die out anyway so there's no point bringing anything  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those Boarded so far are below, plenty of space still
Dog
chimpanzee
Rabbit
Turtle
Cat
Woman
Bee
Giraffe
Cow
Bee eater (merop apiaster)
White tiger
Goat
Owl
Snow Leopard
Monkey
Dolphins "
Does the woman get her own cage? |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Those Boarded so far are below, plenty of space still
Dog
chimpanzee
Rabbit
Turtle
Cat
Woman
Bee
Giraffe
Cow
Bee eater (merop apiaster)
White tiger
Goat
Owl
Snow Leopard
Monkey
Dolphins
Does the woman get her own cage? "
We have to ask Natalie, she brought the woman in |
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"Can I bring a woodworm?
Winston
You will need to be species specific please as I am afraid that is a blanket term that can apply to lots of species "
OK. In that case I'll bring a woodworm from each species.
Thanks.
Winston |
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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Can I bring a woodworm?
Winston
You will need to be species specific please as I am afraid that is a blanket term that can apply to lots of species
OK. In that case I'll bring a woodworm from each species.
Thanks.
Winston"
Sure, you can bring one of each species. It's not as if they are taking much space is it? |
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