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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was just sat pondering …..
Is it the age of the woman that makes her a cougar?
Or the age of the guys she meets?
Or the combination of the 2?
Always curious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all."
One of my kids is 14 and just said 30 was middle aged. FFS  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all.
One of my kids is 14 and just said 30 was middle aged. FFS "
I’ll just head over to the retirement home now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all.
One of my kids is 14 and just said 30 was middle aged. FFS
I’ll just head over to the retirement home now "
I'm close to death, myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all.
One of my kids is 14 and just said 30 was middle aged. FFS
I’ll just head over to the retirement home now
I'm close to death, myself "
We’ve had a good run. |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
Cougar...
Informal - a powerful woman (40 or older, in her sexual prime, emotionally more mature and energetic) that is not as satisfied with men stuck in an old mind-set about women/ sex/ politics etc. Usually prefers younger men (or younger looking men )
Formal - a large American wild cat with a plain tawny to greyish coat, found from Canada to Patagonia
I always wondered why the association between the two  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all.
One of my kids is 14 and just said 30 was middle aged. FFS
I’ll just head over to the retirement home now "
Average life expectancy in the UK is a smidge over 80, median age just a touch over 40 so 40 is give or take the genuine "middle age". However, as I refuse to accept I am no longer middle aged and are now old until I'm well past 50, I have to accept that your child is right and middle age is 40 +/- 15 years it starts at 25 and extends to 55 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now pondering what is the term for male cougar - I’m gonna go with DOM (Dirty old man) (No one’s gonna know when I just say ‘ohhh you look like a Dom’  "
Pervert is a common one.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all.
One of my kids is 14 and just said 30 was middle aged. FFS
I’ll just head over to the retirement home now
I'm close to death, myself
We’ve had a good run."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all.
One of my kids is 14 and just said 30 was middle aged. FFS
I’ll just head over to the retirement home now
Average life expectancy in the UK is a smidge over 80, median age just a touch over 40 so 40 is give or take the genuine "middle age". However, as I refuse to accept I am no longer middle aged and are now old until I'm well past 50, I have to accept that your child is right and middle age is 40 +/- 15 years it starts at 25 and extends to 55
Mr"
That's some top notch fiddling there
I'm middle-aged and my child calls me it again there will be consequences! Hate the phrase. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
So, based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lioness
Think we can rule out house cat and Bob cat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
So, based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lioness
Think we can rule out house cat and Bob cat "
Do we have to be preying on younger men? Can we just like them? |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
Do we have to be preying on younger men? Can we just like them? "
It can most definitely be a personal preference   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d rather just be an older woman, not a fan of all these terms
I'd prefer just to be a woman... why label anyone as anything?"
We have lazy brains that love labels. A single word can convey a huge amount of information. I was picked up earlier on a word choice, not a label, something far simpler but it shows just how powerful words are. Also, despite what anyone says, we all love to label ourselves (you just chose woman as yours) and are incredibly possessive of the meaning we want attached to the words. It's only labels we don't like that we get upset about.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
Do we have to be preying on younger men? Can we just like them?
It can most definitely be a personal preference "
I'm not a predator   |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
Do we have to be preying on younger men? Can we just like them?
It can most definitely be a personal preference
I'm not a predator "
No, but I am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
Do we have to be preying on younger men? Can we just like them?
It can most definitely be a personal preference
I'm not a predator
No, but I am "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think point of comparative reference as others have said, dictates terms sometimes.
As does the diet and rate of consumption of pornography, and intellect, and whether or not they actually really hope to get some.
So please, all you fitty milfy cougars in your late twenties, where are you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all."
And the woman’s thought? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
So, based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lioness
Think we can rule out house cat and Bob cat "
Deja vu ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d rather just be an older woman, not a fan of all these terms"
Not meant in a derogatory manner…. But just a term that most recognise and therefore can relate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s all relative. The younger the man the younger his perception of what a cougar will be.
Sort of how at 18 you think 30 is ancient then at 30 you don’t feel old at all.
And the woman’s thought? "
Women don’t have thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes my shit itch, I mean I love the figurative imagery of annoyance being conveyed.
The literal imagining of it though, makes me wiggly.
I'm adding that to the collection |
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"Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
So, based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lioness
Think we can rule out house cat and Bob cat "
Lmao jaguar here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"These terms make my shit itch. I'm a woman, the end."
I had assumed I had referred to those that use the term for they would know how / why they come to the point of the label? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These terms make my shit itch. I'm a woman, the end.
I had assumed I had referred to those that use the term for they would know how / why they come to the point of the label? "
You might of assumed that, but I can still respond to the thread |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Do you ever get Deja vu here... (deep breath...)
So, based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lioness
Think we can rule out house cat and Bob cat
Lmao jaguar here."
I level up to Jaguar a week tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's genuine Cougars where I'm at. They scare me more than a wink from strangers on fab...pure muscle apex predator.
Which makes me ponder of how some, want to chase 'Cougars' yet ultimately they're the predator? What's supposed to happen in this dynamic? |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
" There's genuine Cougars where I'm at. They scare me more than a wink from strangers on fab...pure muscle apex predator.
Which makes me ponder of how some, want to chase 'Cougars' yet ultimately they're the predator? What's supposed to happen in this dynamic?"
I think they just like to try and make sure they're eaten alive  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"These terms make my shit itch. I'm a woman, the end.
I had assumed I had referred to those that use the term for they would know how / why they come to the point of the label?
You might of assumed that, but I can still respond to the thread"
Again, my point wasn’t that certain people can’t get involved but merely trying to understand …. The more the merrier for the thread it’s good to interact |
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