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I want to be a teddy bear in my next life.
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over a year ago
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"Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth.  "
Avid Merrion's bear was my ultimate favourite. Crude but so funny. |
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over a year ago
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"Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth.
Avid Merrion's bear was my ultimate favourite. Crude but so funny. "
That wasn't what I would call a cuddly bear.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you   |
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"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you "
just putting it out there that i toally would shag you bussy |
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"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you "
I would Bussy , ya big teddy bear!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth.
Avid Merrion's bear was my ultimate favourite. Crude but so funny.
That wasn't what I would call a cuddly bear. "
Cuddly no, well hung for a small bear yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everybody loves them, nobody cares if they're fat, & the older they get, the more they're worth.
Avid Merrion's bear was my ultimate favourite. Crude but so funny.
That wasn't what I would call a cuddly bear.
Cuddly no, well hung for a small bear yes!"
I didn't realise you had seen my private pics   |
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"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you
Chin up mate there is always marmalade "
Honey, as a substitute, that's pretty Pooh |
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"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you
Chin up mate there is always marmalade "
He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!! |
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"Things are looking up for Teddy Bears 
Better get ya a Rupert scarf
Got one already (why doesn't that surprise ya ? lol)"
Not al all, nothing you do/have would surprise me.
Think I might suprise ya when I next see ya |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you
Chin up mate there is always marmalade
He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!! "
You may joke but I think I look pretty smart in them |
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"Smarter than your average bear Boo boo "
My Teddy Bear that was bought on the day I was born is called Boo Boo and funnily enough the cartoon character was first seen in the year of my birth.
Unlike Boo Boo my bear is white, is very floppy and the mouth has dissapeared and the woollen nose is wearing away. I was offered to have him renovated for my 50th birthday, but then again he wouldn't be MY Boo Boo |
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"Smarter than your average bear Boo boo
My Teddy Bear that was bought on the day I was born is called Boo Boo and funnily enough the cartoon character was first seen in the year of my birth.
Unlike Boo Boo my bear is white, is very floppy and the mouth has dissapeared and the woollen nose is wearing away. I was offered to have him renovated for my 50th birthday, but then again he wouldn't be MY Boo Boo "
I was thinking of maybe getting stuffed for my 50th birthday funnily enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you
Chin up mate there is always marmalade
He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!!
You may joke but I think I look pretty smart in them"
I want photographic evidence.....red wellies and a teddy bear.......nothing else!! |
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"Smarter than your average bear Boo boo
My Teddy Bear that was bought on the day I was born is called Boo Boo and funnily enough the cartoon character was first seen in the year of my birth.
Unlike Boo Boo my bear is white, is very floppy and the mouth has dissapeared and the woollen nose is wearing away. I was offered to have him renovated for my 50th birthday, but then again he wouldn't be MY Boo Boo
I was thinking of maybe getting stuffed for my 50th birthday funnily enough "
Oh I can recommend being stuffed on ya birthday |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"The trouble with being a teddy bear is that whilst quite a few people go all doey eyed in your presence, say 'awww ain't he cute' and supply lots and lots of hugs, very few actually want to shag you
Chin up mate there is always marmalade
He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!!
You may joke but I think I look pretty smart in them
I want photographic evidence.....red wellies and a teddy bear.......nothing else!! "
This isn't the kinky fetish request board 
I only do normal pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He could borrow your red wellies me little lust-monkey!!!
You may joke but I think I look pretty smart in them
I want photographic evidence.....red wellies and a teddy bear.......nothing else!!
This isn't the kinky fetish request board
I only do normal pics "
ouch, there goes another rib!!! You crack me up - although I do feel a request thread coming on! |
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