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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right firstly hello everyone iv been in forum prison for being a naughty boy and am now free! lol
Anyway me and some friends was talking bollox the other day at work and one of the questions that came up was....
If you had a intruder in your house and there was no way you could beat this guy up what would you do?????
One of my friends replys made me laugh but at the same time I think it would work very well, he said..... I would get naked run to the fridge and start cracking eggs over my chest, Then get my cock out and start wanking myself off!!
If I was the bad guy I would think twice about going near someone like that! So remember people this might save your life one day! lol
Any other ideas what you could do to get this bad guy out your house???????? (no phones to call police) |
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"Right firstly hello everyone iv been in forum prison for being a naughty boy and am now free! lol
Anyway me and some friends was talking bollox the other day at work and one of the questions that came up was....
If you had a intruder in your house and there was no way you could beat this guy up what would you do?????
One of my friends replys made me laugh but at the same time I think it would work very well, he said..... I would get naked run to the fridge and start cracking eggs over my chest, Then get my cock out and start wanking myself off!!
If I was the bad guy I would think twice about going near someone like that! So remember people this might save your life one day! lol
Any other ideas what you could do to get this bad guy out your house???????? (no phones to call police)"
Can I have your friends address I'd like to see that lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right firstly hello everyone iv been in forum prison for being a naughty boy and am now free! lol
Anyway me and some friends was talking bollox the other day at work and one of the questions that came up was....
If you had a intruder in your house and there was no way you could beat this guy up what would you do?????
One of my friends replys made me laugh but at the same time I think it would work very well, he said..... I would get naked run to the fridge and start cracking eggs over my chest, Then get my cock out and start wanking myself off!!
If I was the bad guy I would think twice about going near someone like that! So remember people this might save your life one day! lol
Any other ideas what you could do to get this bad guy out your house???????? (no phones to call police)
Can I have your friends address I'd like to see that lol"
Yeah of course you can but your a fem so he might leave the eggs in the fridge lol |
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"Right firstly hello everyone iv been in forum prison for being a naughty boy and am now free! lol
Anyway me and some friends was talking bollox the other day at work and one of the questions that came up was....
If you had a intruder in your house and there was no way you could beat this guy up what would you do?????
One of my friends replys made me laugh but at the same time I think it would work very well, he said..... I would get naked run to the fridge and start cracking eggs over my chest, Then get my cock out and start wanking myself off!!
If I was the bad guy I would think twice about going near someone like that! So remember people this might save your life one day! lol
Any other ideas what you could do to get this bad guy out your house???????? (no phones to call police)
Can I have your friends address I'd like to see that lol
Yeah of course you can but your a fem so he might leave the eggs in the fridge lol"
Ha lol , would still like to see ! How about you do it for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh! I'm telling! You spoke about forum ban!  
Are you not aloud to talk about it? Oh I didnt know that"
Shhhhhhh - no-one noticed!!
They're too busy having sploshing fantasies about eggs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh! I'm telling! You spoke about forum ban!
Are you not aloud to talk about it? Oh I didnt know that"
Don't worry, I won't really tell. It'll be our little secret |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh! I'm telling! You spoke about forum ban!
Are you not aloud to talk about it? Oh I didnt know that
Don't worry, I won't really tell. It'll be our little secret "
ok thank you... prob best we dont speak about it lol |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Oh! I'm telling! You spoke about forum ban!
Are you not aloud to talk about it? Oh I didnt know that"
It is the posts that get started of " that fucker Ruggers banned my arse and I only called someone a t*** " or the ones where they discuss other peoples bans that are the problem.
( They always think it is me so why my name always gets mentioned  )
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh! I'm telling! You spoke about forum ban!
Are you not aloud to talk about it? Oh I didnt know that
It is the posts that get started of " that fucker Ruggers banned my arse and I only called someone a t*** " or the ones where they discuss other peoples bans that are the problem.
( They always think it is me so why my name always gets mentioned )
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Oh ok I was only laughing at myself about my ban |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lol I am  at your mates idea
Yeah made me laugh so I thought I would share it
...you see I can understand him saying I will wank that will throw them....but to add eggs...lol funny"
Yeah the eggs show that he is a bit insane! Nice touch if you ask me....I will always remember this now and if I ever have a intuder its the first thing I will do! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if he was out of eggs ?
Hello mate
Theres always something you can stick up your arse like a cucmber lol
They give me indigestion "
Ha ha! I should think it would do mate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had somewhat similar advice on a woman's "immediate defence" course. If you feel you are being followed by a potential molester, start limping and go into spasms.
Apparently will put them off.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if he was out of eggs ?
Hello mate
Theres always something you can stick up your arse like a cucmber lol
They give me indigestion "
How far up are you shoving it?!  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Had somewhat similar advice on a woman's "immediate defence" course. If you feel you are being followed by a potential molester, start limping and go into spasms.
Apparently will put them off. "
Have just proper laughed out loud at that...Least I know I'll be fine out and about with my walking stick - if I feel threatened I'll start twitching too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Home intruders and burglars are easy to subdue.
Simply tell them that Jeremy Kyle is about to start. They'll stop whatever they're doing, make their way to the sofa and sit down in front of the TV.
Obviously they're too stupid to realise its 3am and the vile man isn't actually being broadcast at that time. This gives you time to either ring the police or find a heavy object with which to club them to death. |
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Heard a loud crash in our house at about 3am a few years ago...dashed onto the landing naked with the first 'weapon' that came to hand, to be confronted by a broken mirror that had dropped off the wall onto the skirting board and had shattered all down the stairs !!
God knows what a burglar who came face to face with me naked, brandishing an electric toothbrush would have though !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right firstly hello everyone iv been in forum prison for being a naughty boy and am now free! lol
Anyway me and some friends was talking bollox the other day at work and one of the questions that came up was....
If you had a intruder in your house and there was no way you could beat this guy up what would you do?????
One of my friends replys made me laugh but at the same time I think it would work very well, he said..... I would get naked run to the fridge and start cracking eggs over my chest, Then get my cock out and start wanking myself off!!
If I was the bad guy I would think twice about going near someone like that! So remember people this might save your life one day! lol
Any other ideas what you could do to get this bad guy out your house???????? (no phones to call police)"
Can I bugger him senseless? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right firstly hello everyone iv been in forum prison for being a naughty boy and am now free! lol
Anyway me and some friends was talking bollox the other day at work and one of the questions that came up was....
If you had a intruder in your house and there was no way you could beat this guy up what would you do?????
One of my friends replys made me laugh but at the same time I think it would work very well, he said..... I would get naked run to the fridge and start cracking eggs over my chest, Then get my cock out and start wanking myself off!!
If I was the bad guy I would think twice about going near someone like that! So remember people this might save your life one day! lol
Any other ideas what you could do to get this bad guy out your house???????? (no phones to call police)
Can I bugger him senseless? "
Not sure if thats legal? You might be the one that gets done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd lock him in then have some fun, then ph the appropriate services to have him committed, only a complete brain dead moron would break into my house while I was there lol.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me too , still laughing "
It is funny cause I can imagine him doing it! with a crazy look on his face... maybe chasing the guy around the house wile wanking... Should be in a film! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I had some safety training once where the advice for being attacked was virtually the same. If out on the street then act as though you are about to vomit and the person will automatically take a step back. Or, start singing and acting a little crazy and they will generally get freaked out and leave you alone.
On that basis I now walk down the street singing, acting crazy and vomitting just in case. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right firstly hello everyone iv been in forum prison for being a naughty boy and am now free! lol
Anyway me and some friends was talking bollox the other day at work and one of the questions that came up was....
If you had a intruder in your house and there was no way you could beat this guy up what would you do?????
One of my friends replys made me laugh but at the same time I think it would work very well, he said..... I would get naked run to the fridge and start cracking eggs over my chest, Then get my cock out and start wanking myself off!!
If I was the bad guy I would think twice about going near someone like that! So remember people this might save your life one day! lol
Any other ideas what you could do to get this bad guy out your house???????? (no phones to call police)
Can I bugger him senseless?
Not sure if thats legal? You might be the one that gets done"
Nobody have ever gone to jail for it as fat as I know. I might not take the risk though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right firstly hello everyone iv been in forum prison for being a naughty boy and am now free! lol
Anyway me and some friends was talking bollox the other day at work and one of the questions that came up was....
If you had a intruder in your house and there was no way you could beat this guy up what would you do?????
One of my friends replys made me laugh but at the same time I think it would work very well, he said..... I would get naked run to the fridge and start cracking eggs over my chest, Then get my cock out and start wanking myself off!!
If I was the bad guy I would think twice about going near someone like that! So remember people this might save your life one day! lol
Any other ideas what you could do to get this bad guy out your house???????? (no phones to call police)
Can I bugger him senseless?
Not sure if thats legal? You might be the one that gets done
Nobody have ever gone to jail for it as fat as I know. I might not take the risk though. "
It is only legal with consent! lol |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"I had some safety training once where the advice for being attacked was virtually the same. If out on the street then act as though you are about to vomit and the person will automatically take a step back. Or, start singing and acting a little crazy and they will generally get freaked out and leave you alone.
On that basis I now walk down the street singing, acting crazy and vomitting just in case."
me too... well after a good nite on the sauce |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We actually had more than one guy in our house one night but we where asleep
They got away with our cars....bar stewards
Wonder if the eggs might have stopped them"
The egg would of 100% stopped them no one wants a naked man with a hard cock covered in egg running after them!
saying that... if ever there was a place to find a person that did like the sound of that, this would be it! lol |
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