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"Andy Pandy...lol
my childhood sweetheart"
I met someone at a fancy dress party dressed as Andy Pandy. We ended up calling him Randy Pandy as he kept getting his cock out.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sorry i forget this place is full of pensioners  "
Bless I would lend you a towel as there seems to be an accumulation of liquid matter behind your ears.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sorry i forget this place is full of pensioners
They did a film more recently with Owen Wilson and some blond bit in it. Dukes of hazard? X "
jonny knoxville and jessica simpson? think i started watching it but couldn't finish i'm assuming ms duke was in the original? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sorry i forget this place is full of pensioners
They did a film more recently with Owen Wilson and some blond bit in it. Dukes of hazard? X "
Yeah but she was no way as attractive as Katharine Bach  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sorry i forget this place is full of pensioners
They did a film more recently with Owen Wilson and some blond bit in it. Dukes of hazard? X
jonny knoxville and jessica simpson? think i started watching it but couldn't finish i'm assuming ms duke was in the original?"
Your powers of deduction are......oh go on I will be generous and say average. |
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"sorry i forget this place is full of pensioners
They did a film more recently with Owen Wilson and some blond bit in it. Dukes of hazard? X
jonny knoxville and jessica simpson? think i started watching it but couldn't finish i'm assuming ms duke was in the original?"
That's the one! I dunno I've never seen the original. I'm not a pensioner either! X |
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"I love Daisey Duke. The denim hot pants , boots and tied up shirt look still does it for me today. She left a lasting impression on me that woman.
B. "
I'd be pleased if she left an impression on me - preferably her bum's impression. |
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"I think Daisy Duke was the sister of Barbara Bach who played agent xxx in The Spy who loved me.
She had some of the best legs ever."
" Some ?".... Flipp'in-heck, how many legs did she have like?
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"I think Daisy Duke was the sister of Barbara Bach who played agent xxx in The Spy who loved me.
She had some of the best legs ever."
Jessica simpson played Daisy in the 2005 film version and although she's gorgeous she doesn't have a patch in Catherine Bach who played Daisy in the original series (DailyMotion have a video of Catherine in a lesbian scene topless and man those puppies are amazing!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think Daisy Duke was the sister of Barbara Bach who played agent xxx in The Spy who loved me.
She had some of the best legs ever.
" Some ?".... Flipp'in-heck, how many legs did she have like?
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Just too but google them they are amazing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I really worry that the good British public are not fully aufait with the Dukes next you will be telling me you don't know who Nurse Gladys Emanuel is or who Boycey is |
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"I think Daisy Duke was the sister of Barbara Bach who played agent xxx in The Spy who loved me.
She had some of the best legs ever."
Her legs were insured for a million dollars at the time of recording the series'. |
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"I think Daisy Duke was the sister of Barbara Bach who played agent xxx in The Spy who loved me.
She had some of the best legs ever.
Her legs were insured for a million dollars at the time of recording the series'."
It's a shame we cannot post pictures, I've a great picture of Daisy with her leg cocked up climbing in the General, in silky hot pants.
Phew!   |
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