"What would you teach your parrot to say first thing in the morning and and last thing at night?  "
In morning, what do you want for breakfast and on nite I promise not to square while your sleeping. |
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"I’d teach it to call me a fat bastard every morning. It would motivate me to get my arse in the gym
Can I fuck your wife while your out at the gym "
You’d have to ask her. |
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