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By *anBerks OP Man
over a year ago
Berkshire |
This is a fuck site, right? (Oh no it isn’t, it’s a SWING site.. pfft! oh yes it is … )
Anyway given that it IS a fuck site, you lot are obviously the experts when it comes to sex.
So this is the thread to impart your sex knowledge to the rest of us. What gems can you pass on to us mortals?
Well I’m crap at sex, so don’t have much to add other than it does really seem rather unhygienic to me, so make sure you wash yore hands afterwards and certainly before you prepare food.
But I know YOU can give much better advice than that, Fabsters! C’mon you sex-crazed lot, tell us all!  |
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"This is a fuck site, right? (Oh no it isn’t, it’s a SWING site.. pfft! oh yes it is …)
Anyway given that it IS a fuck site, you lot are obviously the experts when it comes to sex.
So this is the thread to impart your sex knowledge to the rest of us. What gems can you pass on to us mortals?
Well I’m crap at sex, so don’t have much to add other than it does really seem rather unhygienic to me, so make sure you wash yore hands afterwards and certainly before you prepare food.
But I know YOU can give much better advice than that, Fabsters! C’mon you sex-crazed lot, tell us all! "
Is that your way of saying you wash your hands before eating pussy? |
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By *anBerks OP Man
over a year ago
Berkshire |
"This is a fuck site, right? (Oh no it isn’t, it’s a SWING site.. pfft! oh yes it is …)
Anyway given that it IS a fuck site, you lot are obviously the experts when it comes to sex.
So this is the thread to impart your sex knowledge to the rest of us. What gems can you pass on to us mortals?
Well I’m crap at sex, so don’t have much to add other than it does really seem rather unhygienic to me, so make sure you wash yore hands afterwards and certainly before you prepare food.
But I know YOU can give much better advice than that, Fabsters! C’mon you sex-crazed lot, tell us all!
Is that your way of saying you wash your hands before eating pussy? "
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Men - ensure any vibrators in your 'bag of tricks to get the ladies wet' are fully charged before commencing clitoral assault. If they buzz then die you will, almost definitely, be facing the wrath of a very, very frustrated lady and most likely you will not be getting your dick wet 
#justsaying
Cherry x
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"Men - ensure any vibrators in your 'bag of tricks to get the ladies wet' are fully charged before commencing clitoral assault. If they buzz then die you will, almost definitely, be facing the wrath of a very, very frustrated lady and most likely you will not be getting your dick wet
#justsaying
Cherry x
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Tongues beat toys  |
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By *anBerks OP Man
over a year ago
Berkshire |
"Get as much of it as you can when available. If the other person matches your ability to keep going, trying to outdo or outlast each other can be very fun 
#unfithere
That'd be me fucked then  "
Fancy the best* 30 seconds of your life? 
(* Well, do you fancy an average 30 seconds anyway?) |
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"Get as much of it as you can when available. If the other person matches your ability to keep going, trying to outdo or outlast each other can be very fun
#unfithere
That'd be me fucked then
Fancy the best* 30 seconds of your life?
(* Well, do you fancy an average 30 seconds anyway?) "
Get your coat you've pulled |
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As shes about to orgasm...
If her legs don't lockout straight with her toes pointed and her back isn't acrhed like a roman viaduct bridge at the same time she's wriggling around and making noises like a pissed off Mr Blobby....
then I'm sorry fellas but you are doing something wrong  |
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"This is a fuck site, right? (Oh no it isn’t, it’s a SWING site.. pfft! oh yes it is …)
Anyway given that it IS a fuck site, you lot are obviously the experts when it comes to sex.
So this is the thread to impart your sex knowledge to the rest of us. What gems can you pass on to us mortals?
Well I’m crap at sex, so don’t have much to add other than it does really seem rather unhygienic to me, so make sure you wash yore hands afterwards and certainly before you prepare food.
But I know YOU can give much better advice than that, Fabsters! C’mon you sex-crazed lot, tell us all! "
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By *rjamesMan
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"If you’re doing her doggy slip your thumb of your right hand in her bootyhole. All women love it "
I've had about a 95% success rate with this activity - do respect the will of the 5% when they tell you to get it the fuck out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As shes about to orgasm...
If her legs don't lockout straight with her toes pointed and her back isn't acrhed like a roman viaduct bridge at the same time she's wriggling around and making noises like a pissed off Mr Blobby....
then I'm sorry fellas but you are doing something wrong "
Like a pissed off Mr Blobby 
I'm pretty sure that's what I sound like  |
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What women really love is when you refer to your cock by a nickname, in the 3rd person, like a boxer.
"Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! The Slab of Heaven from Devon is about to fill you with Ambrosia, sweetheart!"
"That's it. Suck Mr Benji Buttonhead nice and slow until he's sick on your hand."
Thank me later, guys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Communicate communicate communicate…and not some ‘urgh I’m gonna fuck that pussy’ you heard from a porno.
The more you listen to what’s working what’s not working the better and hotter it gets |
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"What women really love is when you refer to your cock by a nickname, in the 3rd person, like a boxer.
"Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! The Slab of Heaven from Devon is about to fill you with Ambrosia, sweetheart!"
"That's it. Suck Mr Benji Buttonhead nice and slow until he's sick on your hand."
Thank me later, guys."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As shes about to orgasm...
If her legs don't lockout straight with her toes pointed and her back isn't acrhed like a roman viaduct bridge at the same time she's wriggling around and making noises like a pissed off Mr Blobby....
then I'm sorry fellas but you are doing something wrong "
Hahahaha!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What women really love is when you refer to your cock by a nickname, in the 3rd person, like a boxer.
"Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! The Slab of Heaven from Devon is about to fill you with Ambrosia, sweetheart!"
"That's it. Suck Mr Benji Buttonhead nice and slow until he's sick on your hand."
Thank me later, guys."
Best Answer! Laughing at this for ages! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be clean otherwise there will be no sex that is very good sex advice "
What about rough and ready builders in their tool belts and work trousers after a hard days work?
I’ve been lied to. I only got into building for the poontang |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Be clean otherwise there will be no sex that is very good sex advice
What about rough and ready builders in their tool belts and work trousers after a hard days work?
I’ve been lied to. I only got into building for the poontang"
Erm… go on then |
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