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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Local ladies?

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By *anBerksMan over a year ago

Berkshire

Fresh meat in Sidcup! ^

But if any local* ladies are interested in an old geezer from Berkshire then “hello”!

(*to me)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Local ladies?"

Pornhub tells me there’s local ladies wanting a shag all the time.

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

You’ve been on this site for over 4 years, how exactly are you the new kid in town?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you called yourself the new kid, my profile is newer than yours and I feel like I've been here forever

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Because you called yourself the new kid, my profile is newer than yours and I feel like I've been here forever "

You have. Such an old timer

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because you called yourself the new kid, my profile is newer than yours and I feel like I've been here forever

You have. Such an old timer

Marc"

Pass my pipe and slippers and a blanket please there's a chill in the air my bones are cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting "

Because you posted on an open forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those of you being sarcastic maybe you should have welcomed the op instead he is saying he is the new kid because this is his very 1st forum post!

Anyway op it doesn't matter how long you have been on the site a very warm welcome to the forums.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Because you called yourself the new kid, my profile is newer than yours and I feel like I've been here forever

You have. Such an old timer

Marc

Pass my pipe and slippers and a blanket please there's a chill in the air my bones are cold"

I’m happy to share

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those of you being sarcastic maybe you should have welcomed the op instead he is saying he is the new kid because this is his very 1st forum post!

Anyway op it doesn't matter how long you have been on the site a very warm welcome to the forums.

But Lorna, sarcasm is the warmest welcome you could possibly get on fab. Means you're one of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any good local takeaways in Manchester?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those of you being sarcastic maybe you should have welcomed the op instead he is saying he is the new kid because this is his very 1st forum post!

Anyway op it doesn't matter how long you have been on the site a very warm welcome to the forums.

But Lorna, sarcasm is the warmest welcome you could possibly get on fab. Means you're one of us

It's really not though and I think it's quite unfair what's happened to this post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because you called yourself the new kid, my profile is newer than yours and I feel like I've been here forever

You have. Such an old timer

Marc

Pass my pipe and slippers and a blanket please there's a chill in the air my bones are cold

I’m happy to share

Marc"

I mean I am too but you are aware I'm straight right?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Because you called yourself the new kid, my profile is newer than yours and I feel like I've been here forever

You have. Such an old timer

Marc

Pass my pipe and slippers and a blanket please there's a chill in the air my bones are cold

I’m happy to share

Marc

I mean I am too but you are aware I'm straight right?

So am I

We can just complain about the youth of today

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because you called yourself the new kid, my profile is newer than yours and I feel like I've been here forever

You have. Such an old timer

Marc

Pass my pipe and slippers and a blanket please there's a chill in the air my bones are cold

I’m happy to share

Marc

I mean I am too but you are aware I'm straight right?

So am I

We can just complain about the youth of today

Marc"

We can't help they have it so simple these days when I was a kid I had to go outside and do things!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those of you being sarcastic maybe you should have welcomed the op instead he is saying he is the new kid because this is his very 1st forum post!

Anyway op it doesn't matter how long you have been on the site a very warm welcome to the forums.

She fancies him!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those of you being sarcastic maybe you should have welcomed the op instead he is saying he is the new kid because this is his very 1st forum post!

Anyway op it doesn't matter how long you have been on the site a very warm welcome to the forums.

She fancies him!"

No I just think it's unfair when people take the Mickey out of others and hijack their threads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting "

Chill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

I second this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those of you being sarcastic maybe you should have welcomed the op instead he is saying he is the new kid because this is his very 1st forum post!

Anyway op it doesn't matter how long you have been on the site a very warm welcome to the forums.

She fancies him!

No I just think it's unfair when people take the Mickey out of others and hijack their threads. "

He is a boxer he will be fine I am sure!

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By *oshblueyedmanMan over a year ago

hereford

I agree. ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

I second this

You second that emotion?

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By *oshblueyedmanMan over a year ago

hereford

I’m with Mellrose on this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened. "

The first statement was how is he a new person if he's been on the site for 4 years

A simpler say to respond could have been I'm new to the forums or something similar, but he chose to ask why someone is commenting on a public forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened.

The first statement was how is he a new person if he's been on the site for 4 years

A simpler say to respond could have been I'm new to the forums or something similar, but he chose to ask why someone is commenting on a public forum."

At no point did he say he was new to fab it was just an assumption you and others made. You don't get to decide how other people should word things maybe people should just be a bit nicer and more welcoming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m with Mellrose on this. "
so by default your with me so hurry up and open your anus thats a good lad il warm my hand for ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened.

The first statement was how is he a new person if he's been on the site for 4 years

A simpler say to respond could have been I'm new to the forums or something similar, but he chose to ask why someone is commenting on a public forum."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Local ladies?

Pornhub tells me there’s local ladies wanting a shag all the time."

I think they're following me, different locations and they always are local.....they never reply though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Local ladies?"

Welcome to the forums OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened.

The first statement was how is he a new person if he's been on the site for 4 years

A simpler say to respond could have been I'm new to the forums or something similar, but he chose to ask why someone is commenting on a public forum."

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By *oshblueyedmanMan over a year ago

hereford

"I’m with Mellrose on this. so by default your with me so hurry up and open your anus thats a good lad il warm my hand for ya

Classy….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened.

The first statement was how is he a new person if he's been on the site for 4 years

A simpler say to respond could have been I'm new to the forums or something similar, but he chose to ask why someone is commenting on a public forum."

You are over analysing the gig.

The OP is a good looking lad seeking local ladies.........if he is new to the coliseum I am sure he will survive if Russell Crowe is about!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m with Mellrose on this. so by default your with me so hurry up and open your anus thats a good lad il warm my hand for ya

Be gentle with him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m with Mellrose on this. so by default your with me so hurry up and open your anus thats a good lad il warm my hand for ya

Classy…."
i know

loosen up man

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

I do enjoy a nice forum discussion. Everyone getting on so well - a joy to watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened.

The first statement was how is he a new person if he's been on the site for 4 years

A simpler say to respond could have been I'm new to the forums or something similar, but he chose to ask why someone is commenting on a public forum.

I wasn't unwelcoming I just stated why someone was commenting on a public forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m with Mellrose on this. so by default your with me so hurry up and open your anus thats a good lad il warm my hand for ya

Be gentle with him

"
im nice like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway op ignore the sarcasm if you are looking for local ladies a better way might be to look in the meeting request section or post in there. If you haven't already maybe put up a status and please don't be put off from commenting on the forums most people are friendly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m with Mellrose on this. so by default your with me so hurry up and open your anus thats a good lad il warm my hand for ya

Be gentle with him

im nice like that

That you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums"

It has happened and they certainly don't get responses like this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened. "

We actually have an introduction forum. Has anyone ever used it to say hello?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums"

Yes they do, and we all line up like suckers.

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By *anBerksMan over a year ago

Berkshire

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By *anBerksMan over a year ago

Berkshire

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums"

To be fair though all the ladies need to do is write something banal like “just chilling” as a status update and all the local gents will come to them en masse anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums

Yes they do, and we all line up like suckers. "

I got zero responses on mine

Was a tad more wordy than the OP, but still, can't believe no one lined up for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting

Chill

Why should he chill people are taking the Mickey! What a lovely welcome to the forums if this was a woman this wouldn't have happened.

We actually have an introduction forum. Has anyone ever used it to say hello? "

He is new to the forums so maybe hasn't found it, I have pointed it out to him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums

Yes they do, and we all line up like suckers. "

Noooooooo really

No you don’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love banter, when I get how it all works you’ll hate being keyboard warriors ‘boys’?? god gave you two arses and put teeth in one, that’s why you hide ya face ???? plus learn to read ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love banter, when I get how it all works you’ll hate being keyboard warriors ‘boys’?? god gave you two arses and put teeth in one, that’s why you hide ya face ???? plus learn to read ????"

Ah is that why I leave bite marks everywhere I sit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums

Yes they do, and we all line up like suckers.

Noooooooo really

No you don’t

True story.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

If this had been a woman posting her inaugural thread then I'm confident that I would be tripping over the males' tongues of obsequiousness as I offered my humble welcome.

OP, welcome to the Fab Forum in all its heavenly glory, of good, bad, ugly and indifferent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love banter, when I get how it all works you’ll hate being keyboard warriors ‘boys’?? god gave you two arses and put teeth in one, that’s why you hide ya face ???? plus learn to read ????"
thats not how it works usually dude banter is subtle getting ragey aint banter either try not to get too upset and take things too personal and you will do alright kid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums

Yes they do, and we all line up like suckers.

I got zero responses on mine

Was a tad more wordy than the OP, but still, can't believe no one lined up for me

I was holding the door for everyone else.

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums

Yes they do, and we all line up like suckers. "

You do?? I may have to try this tactic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums

Yes they do, and we all line up like suckers.

Noooooooo really

No you don’t

True story.

Well I never knew

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

I second this

You second that emotion?"

But have you got the notion?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

I second this

You second that emotion?

But have you got the notion? "
like putting a dick inside an ocean?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

I second this

You second that emotion?

But have you got the notion? like putting a dick inside an ocean?"

Er, don’t cock the boat?!

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"That said you very rarely get a lady saying “local Gents” in the forums

To be fair though all the ladies need to do is write something banal like “just chilling” as a status update and all the local gents will come to them en masse anyway. "

Oooh I thought the magic words were "need fab pass"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You boys still commenting.. you barking up the wrong tree.. find another post unles you having no luck there either ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

I second this

You second that emotion?

But have you got the notion? like putting a dick inside an ocean?"

Next we will all been doing the commotion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really think people should stop hijacking this thread I think it's pretty disgraceful what has happened. The op has asked you all to stop twice and yet you are all still carrying on that is not banter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You boys still commenting.. you barking up the wrong tree.. find another post unles you having no luck there either ????"

Dan

Chill it’s only banter.

If you want to get laid post a meet.......you will be inundated!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You boys still commenting.. you barking up the wrong tree.. find another post unles you having no luck there either ????"

Oh. You want us boys to leave you alone for the ladies?

*I might start my own thread if that’s how it works.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"If this had been a woman posting her inaugural thread then I'm confident that I would be tripping over the males' tongues of obsequiousness as I offered my humble welcome.

OP, welcome to the Fab Forum in all its heavenly glory, of good, bad, ugly and indifferent.

2 house points for using the word obsequious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You boys still commenting.. you barking up the wrong tree.. find another post unles you having no luck there either ????"
i wish you good luck dan have some of mine i hope you learn to play with others soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really think people should stop hijacking this thread I think it's pretty disgraceful what has happened. The op has asked you all to stop twice and yet you are all still carrying on that is not banter!"

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

Have you not read the responses. The OP has asked people to stop but yet there are people saying he should learn to play nicely this is close to bullying actually. This happens all too often which is why I want to keep my mouth shut. People don't like what the OP has posted then try to claim it's banter and when the OP has had enough people go for the jocular and I think it's out of order. "
why is trying to help someone to interact on the forum when there new bullying im not claiming anything as banter im claiming the agressive tones and at least one direct insult of some of his messages could do with a little bit of calming down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

It’s the jugular?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

It’s the jugular?"

No that’s how you kill a circus

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

It’s the jugular?

No that’s how you kill a circus

Marc"

No it's how you continue to take the p*** out of people.

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

"Joined 4 years ago, now using it! Why you even commenting "

Hi Dan,

Sorry, I have appeared to have opened a can of worms with this observation, as a poster below mentioned the ‘new kid in town’ could have been related to you posting on the forums.

Anyway, didn’t mean to rude and sorry if it came across that way. Unfortunately you can’t control what people respond with but if you take most of it with the good (or probably bad in my case!) humour it’s intended, and a hefty pinch of salt, you’ll more than likely have a great time. Even the most serious posts on here can get a bit silly which is what makes it fun and lighthearted IMO.

Anyway, good luck to you fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I kinda feel like threads like this hijack the lounge. Post in the meets section. If you start seiving for a meet on a lounge thread, it’s not going to end well. Put some effort in, search locally, view the meets, post in meets, set up your own meet, but don’t get high and mighty when your ineffective and effort free shagnet catches some boots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

Think of the forums as being speakers corner in Hyde Park which is probably the high altar of free speech and therefore democracy.

People get on a soapbox and talk to those who gather to listen on such diverse subjects. The speakers open themselves to counter argument ridicule and jibing. It’s the speakers right to speak and the listeners right to question. If this causes you concern or upsets you in anyway refrain from going to Hyde Park!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

It’s the jugular?

No that’s how you kill a circus

Marc"

This took me a second but then really tickled me

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

It’s the jugular?

No that’s how you kill a circus

Marc

This took me a second but then really tickled me

I’m glad someone got it

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also good job over 80 comments on a first ever thread normally need a pair of norks to hit numbers like that 1st time out impressive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

It’s the jugular?

No that’s how you kill a circus

Marc

This took me a second but then really tickled me

I’m glad someone got it

Marc"

I got it and it made me giggle but being jocular seems to be a crime?

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By *0IAN00Man over a year ago

Horwich , Bolton also Dumfries & Galloway

"Any good local takeaways in Manchester? "

Curry mile?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also good job over 80 comments on a first ever thread normally need a pair of norks to hit numbers like that 1st time out impressive

Well said hunter if somewhat of a hijack pretence but I forgive you!

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By *0IAN00Man over a year ago

Horwich , Bolton also Dumfries & Galloway

"Also good job over 80 comments on a first ever thread normally need a pair of norks to hit numbers like that 1st time out impressive

Forums can be awful places, you really need a thick skin. I do mean in general

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone considered that OP may just be promoting a one-man New Kids On The Block tribute act?

Or an all-female Backstreet Boys reincarnation?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So Danger what, in your opinion, should us seekers of recreational pleasure chat about in the lounge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone considered that OP may just be promoting a one-man New Kids On The Block tribute act?

Or an all-female Backstreet Boys reincarnation? "

One thinks that would be a stretch in Sidcup?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So Danger what, in your opinion, should us seekers of recreational pleasure chat about in the lounge?"

Local ladies, obviously…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone considered that OP may just be promoting a one-man New Kids On The Block tribute act?

Or an all-female Backstreet Boys reincarnation?

One thinks that would be a stretch in Sidcup?"

That would be a great porn title

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

I second this

You second that emotion?

But have you got the notion? like putting a dick inside an ocean?

Next we will all been doing the commotion "

I’ve now got the locomotion song in my head ??

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I find it bewildering how "rate my pussy" threads thrive within the lounge even though they should be destined for the Games section, or "blowjob techniques" when they should be in the Swingers Chat section without being questioned....but somehow the 'Hyde Park' analogy mentioned above doesn't apply then, conveniently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

welcome to the forum it can be tough being the new kid but can also be quite entertaining too

I second this

You second that emotion?

But have you got the notion? like putting a dick inside an ocean?

Next we will all been doing the commotion

I’ve now got the locomotion song in my head ??"

Would you do it with me? The locomotion that is?

If you’re a Kyle lookalike you go straight to the front of the queue.

Always wanted to say that on fab!

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"I find it bewildering how "rate my pussy" threads thrive within the lounge even though they should be destined for the Games section, or "blowjob techniques" when they should be in the Swingers Chat section without being questioned....but somehow the 'Hyde Park' analogy mentioned above doesn't apply then, conveniently."

Nice pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is complex. I mean Sidcup is in the UK, but he’s also asking for a meet, maybe it should be cross posted to both those sections. This is where we need hashtag or something, for curated thread listings. I’d definitely subscribe to local hairy or shaved with unvaccinated TVs threads…

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Good evening OP

welcome to the forums. I hope you relax into it and enjoy yourself.

Everyone is welcome here, or so they tell me

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

Guys please play nice, this is his first post on the forums, be gentle with him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nero

I cannot vouch or comment on the compartmentalisation of the subjects or topics debated on Fabbington Towers but the whole forum from female ejaculation to find a plumber is a virtual Hyde Park?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Guys please play nice, this is his first post on the forums, be gentle with him."

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Totally agree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I went to bed babe. That ok? Now I’m online are you still up? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went to bed babe. That ok? Now I’m online are you still up? X"

Yep wide awake x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Obvs

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

I think it's out of order when someone gets offended on someone else's behalf and tries to tell everyone else how they should behave

If you want to fuck him just message him!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

I think it's out of order when someone gets offended on someone else's behalf and tries to tell everyone else how they should behave

If you want to fuck him just message him!"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

I think it's out of order when someone gets offended on someone else's behalf and tries to tell everyone else how they should behave

If you want to fuck him just message him!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a funny old site!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or simply just a response from someone who isn’t interested in cock as you’d know from the profile of you had read it, but seems you are unable to accept it. Eh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or simply just a response from someone who isn’t interested in cock as you’d know from the profile of you had read it, but seems you are unable to accept it. Eh!"

That makes no sense whatsoever?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

I think it's out of order when someone gets offended on someone else's behalf and tries to tell everyone else how they should behave

If you want to fuck him just message him!

I think you will all find a mod actually got involved and told you all to stop. The bullying on this thread is disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how is an open forum thread that says “ local ladies” being hijacked?

Good Heavens get real

I think it's out of order when someone gets offended on someone else's behalf and tries to tell everyone else how they should behave

If you want to fuck him just message him!"

I just will not tolerate people taking the p*** and bullying others.

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