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What gives you the ‘ick’?
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over a year ago
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"What gives you the ‘ick’? 
What gives you the ‘ooh’?  "
Ick - arrogant, up themselves women. Even worse when they don't think of themselves like it.
Ooh - humble women that don't take life seriously and enjoy having a laugh as well as looking good.
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"What gives you the ‘ick’?
What gives you the ‘ooh’?
Ick - arrogant, up themselves women. Even worse when they don't think of themselves like it.
Ooh - humble women that don't take life seriously and enjoy having a laugh as well as looking good.
Easy!"
Easily pleased  |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
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Mmmmmmmmmm, under any circumstances. Oh and "manpussy"... just, fuckin. No. Get in the bin. Oh, and anything "gaping. Pack that in anaw.
Butts, eyes, and a cock in the mouth for an "ooooh" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What gives you the ‘ick’?
What gives you the ‘ooh’?
Ick - arrogant, up themselves women. Even worse when they don't think of themselves like it.
Ooh - humble women that don't take life seriously and enjoy having a laugh as well as looking good.
Easy!
Easily pleased "
Not really! Just personality makes or breaks someone for me and it doesn't matter how sexy you look if you're a bit of a c*nt |
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"Mmmmmmmmmm, under any circumstances. Oh and "manpussy"... just, fuckin. No. Get in the bin. Oh, and anything "gaping. Pack that in anaw.
Butts, eyes, and a cock in the mouth for an "ooooh""
What even is this manpussy thing? Just a guys asshole right?! |
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"What gives you the ‘ick’?
What gives you the ‘ooh’?
Ick - arrogant, up themselves women. Even worse when they don't think of themselves like it.
Ooh - humble women that don't take life seriously and enjoy having a laugh as well as looking good.
Easy!
Easily pleased
Not really! Just personality makes or breaks someone for me and it doesn't matter how sexy you look if you're a bit of a c*nt "
This is true. It’s amazing how your attraction to someone can fade if they turn out to be an absolute cockwomble |
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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago
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"Just the word ick gives me the ick
The list would be too long as to what gives me the oooh
What’s your favourite ‘ooh’? "
A naked cuddle , a passionate kiss both are up there as my favs |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Mmmmmmmmmm, under any circumstances. Oh and "manpussy"... just, fuckin. No. Get in the bin. Oh, and anything "gaping. Pack that in anaw.
Butts, eyes, and a cock in the mouth for an "ooooh"
What even is this manpussy thing? Just a guys asshole right?!"
Yeah, I seen it on a profile the other day... absolutely doesn't sit right with me. I don't even know why... just an instant "fuck no" |
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"Mmmmmmmmmm, under any circumstances. Oh and "manpussy"... just, fuckin. No. Get in the bin. Oh, and anything "gaping. Pack that in anaw.
Butts, eyes, and a cock in the mouth for an "ooooh""
What on earth?! Never heard of manpussy before?! 
Gaping - do people use that in a sexual context? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ick..... poor selfcare, bitterness, bitchiness, bad manners, arrogance, opinionated where their opinion is the only right one, no self-awareness, etc.
Ooh..... composure, kindness, reliability, someone capable, someone who can be still and present and can make the earth move with the intensity of a touch or a look  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmmmmmmmmm, under any circumstances. Oh and "manpussy"... just, fuckin. No. Get in the bin. Oh, and anything "gaping. Pack that in anaw.
Butts, eyes, and a cock in the mouth for an "ooooh"
What even is this manpussy thing? Just a guys asshole right?!
Yeah, I seen it on a profile the other day... absolutely doesn't sit right with me. I don't even know why... just an instant "fuck no" "
No I'm with you there. An asshole isn't a manpussy. Otherwise what's a woman's asshole?  |
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"Men with sex photos on their profile
Fit bodies make me ooo but more so if a sexy cock attached to it"
Yep I don’t like the sex photos either… it does nothing for me. And a definite yes to the fit bodies, especially sexy backs and shoulders  |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Mmmmmmmmmm, under any circumstances. Oh and "manpussy"... just, fuckin. No. Get in the bin. Oh, and anything "gaping. Pack that in anaw.
Butts, eyes, and a cock in the mouth for an "ooooh"
What on earth?! Never heard of manpussy before?!
Gaping - do people use that in a sexual context? "
Neither had I until 72 hours ago, simpler times.
And, oh yes, yes they do. Frequently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyway to be more in keeping with the playful side...
An ick is a HORRIFIC accent or mismatched bra and knickers
An ooh is a nose piercing and a dress that shows all the cleavage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s certain items of clothing that give me the ick 
For an oooh, it’s my husband coming up behind me, putting his arms around me, kissing my neck and telling me he loves me  "
Urgh GROSS |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
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"It’s certain items of clothing that give me the ick
For an oooh, it’s my husband coming up behind me, putting his arms around me, kissing my neck and telling me he loves me "
Nyaaaaaaw  |
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"It’s certain items of clothing that give me the ick
For an oooh, it’s my husband coming up behind me, putting his arms around me, kissing my neck and telling me he loves me
Urgh GROSS "
*sticks two fingers up |
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"It’s certain items of clothing that give me the ick
For an oooh, it’s my husband coming up behind me, putting his arms around me, kissing my neck and telling me he loves me "
You’d look cute in a pair of crocs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s certain items of clothing that give me the ick
For an oooh, it’s my husband coming up behind me, putting his arms around me, kissing my neck and telling me he loves me
Urgh GROSS
*sticks two fingers up "
*Bites them |
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"It’s certain items of clothing that give me the ick
For an oooh, it’s my husband coming up behind me, putting his arms around me, kissing my neck and telling me he loves me
You’d look cute in a pair of crocs"
*takes offence
Kid’s ones will do… I’m a 3! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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People who persist in message after message and don’t like it when I tell them it’s a pain in the arse.
People who have learnt that you wait and accept that if you get no reply, that *is* your reply. |
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"People who persist in message after message and don’t like it when I tell them it’s a pain in the arse.
People who have learnt that you wait and accept that if you get no reply, that *is* your reply."
Yessss to this!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who persist in message after message and don’t like it when I tell them it’s a pain in the arse.
People who have learnt that you wait and accept that if you get no reply, that *is* your reply."
WOW |
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"Sycophantic people give me the ick
Some nice broad shoulders, eyes, smile, peachy bum give me the oooh...oh and i quite like beards"
Love a nice beard… provided it’s well groomed and smells good!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sycophantic people give me the ick
Some nice broad shoulders, eyes, smile, peachy bum give me the oooh...oh and i quite like beards
Love a nice beard… provided it’s well groomed and smells good! "
Smells good?! Do beards smell? |
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"Sycophantic people give me the ick
Some nice broad shoulders, eyes, smile, peachy bum give me the oooh...oh and i quite like beards
Love a nice beard… provided it’s well groomed and smells good!
Smells good?! Do beards smell? "
Yeah I bet some of them have a musty dirty hair smell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ick
Oooh - beard/stubble, tattoos, accents, kissing my neck!!!
Onnit.
Totally lugfucking you with my tongue though. Just so you know. "
This will result in you being handcuffed to the bed. Just so you know. |
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"Ick - heehee, mmmmmmm baby, tongue in my ear, looking like my ex.
Oooh - beard/stubble, tattoos, accents, kissing my neck!!!"
Yeah I don’t like ‘mmmm’ either
With you on all of your ‘ooohs’ - they’re great ones! What accents do you like? |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Ick
Oooh - beard/stubble, tattoos, accents, kissing my neck!!!
Onnit.
Totally lugfucking you with my tongue though. Just so you know.
This will result in you being handcuffed to the bed. Just so you know. "
Don't threaten me with a good time, woman. |
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"Arrogant, up themselves guys who think there God's gift give me the ick
Naturally witty funny guys give me the ooh"
I quite like a little bit of arrogance actually, but yes totally agree, being naturally funny is such an attractive quality |
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By *inx_xxWoman
over a year ago
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"Ick....leaving socks on or even worse socks & shoes
Ooohhh....firm hands
White socks and black shoes is one of my icks
Yesss to the firm hands "
Oh my god yes!!! Even worse white socks with black shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gives you the ‘ick’?
What gives you the ‘ooh’? "
People who are up there own arses and think they are something they really isn't.
Legs and bum with killer eyes...oh my, twitch twitch |
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"Ick....leaving socks on or even worse socks & shoes
Ooohhh....firm hands
White socks and black shoes is one of my icks
Yesss to the firm hands
Oh my god yes!!! Even worse white socks with black shoes"
Reminds me of Michael Jackson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ick - people who love bomb you and want to pretend you’re in love and “making love”
Ooh - touching and playing with a guy’s cock and balls as we chat and chill. Like a lovely fidget toy "
I'll be there in an hour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads. "
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot "
Dude, if it helps "your hot" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot "
Yep, Or when guys DM you after naming other women on those 'best of' threads....Like your the troll that they can't openly admit to fancying |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ick, queuing in the Post Office. They never have enough counters open !
Ooh, Finding some unwrapped, forgotten chocolate in a coat pocket. Preferably white chocolate. |
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot
Yep, Or when guys DM you after naming other women on those 'best of' threads....Like your the troll that they can't openly admit to fancying "
Yes! When that happens I suspect it’s because they “secretly” DM anyone with a pulse to pretend it’s just you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot
Dude, if it helps "your hot" "
I know but it's not THE RULES |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot
Yep, Or when guys DM you after naming other women on those 'best of' threads....Like your the troll that they can't openly admit to fancying
Yes! When that happens I suspect it’s because they “secretly” DM anyone with a pulse to pretend it’s just you "
Yep, yes! I think that too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot
Dude, if it helps "your hot"
I know but it's not THE RULES "
Rules are made to be broken |
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"Ick - people who love bomb you and want to pretend you’re in love and “making love”
Ooh - touching and playing with a guy’s cock and balls as we chat and chill. Like a lovely fidget toy "
I hate it being called ‘making love’ It makes me think of cheesy r’n’b music |
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot
Yep, Or when guys DM you after naming other women on those 'best of' threads....Like your the troll that they can't openly admit to fancying
Yes! When that happens I suspect it’s because they “secretly” DM anyone with a pulse to pretend it’s just you "
I’m fine with guys not putting my name on ‘best of threads’ |
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot
Yep, Or when guys DM you after naming other women on those 'best of' threads....Like your the troll that they can't openly admit to fancying
Yes! When that happens I suspect it’s because they “secretly” DM anyone with a pulse to pretend it’s just you
Yep, yes! I think that too "
You mean it wasn’t just me  . I thought he loved me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll add an ick for on here…
Someone intentionally skipping past you to say thank you to the person that rated them 5 posts above, on those rate the poster above threads.
Haha absolutely this! But not so much if thanking someone but when they just want to tell a woman that's heard it a million times that they are hot
Yep, Or when guys DM you after naming other women on those 'best of' threads....Like your the troll that they can't openly admit to fancying
Yes! When that happens I suspect it’s because they “secretly” DM anyone with a pulse to pretend it’s just you
Yep, yes! I think that too
You mean it wasn’t just me . I thought he loved me "
That double crossing motherhecker!! |
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"Ick- sticking out your tongue in a photo
Ooh- sense of humour. Someone I can bounce off. That’s very attractive and hopefully they let me bounce off them… you know… doing the sex  "
Have the sex with me and 30 seconds in I'll have you in stitches |
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"Ick- sticking out your tongue in a photo
Ooh- sense of humour. Someone I can bounce off. That’s very attractive and hopefully they let me bounce off them… you know… doing the sex
Have the sex with me and 30 seconds in I'll have you in stitches "
30 seconds? The edging has paid off. I’m proud of you |
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"Ick- sticking out your tongue in a photo
Ooh- sense of humour. Someone I can bounce off. That’s very attractive and hopefully they let me bounce off them… you know… doing the sex
Have the sex with me and 30 seconds in I'll have you in stitches "
THE sex and all I got was THE damn cluedo |
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"What gives you the ‘ick’?
What gives you the ‘ooh’?
Ick - arrogant, up themselves women. Even worse when they don't think of themselves like it.
Ooh - humble women that don't take life seriously and enjoy having a laugh as well as looking good.
Easy!"
This |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ick - people who love bomb you and want to pretend you’re in love and “making love”
Ooh - touching and playing with a guy’s cock and balls as we chat and chill. Like a lovely fidget toy
I hate it being called ‘making love’ It makes me think of cheesy r’n’b music "
I'll make love to you, if you want me to...
Gotta give it to them rhyming you with to is very niche x |
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"Ick- sticking out your tongue in a photo
Ooh- sense of humour. Someone I can bounce off. That’s very attractive and hopefully they let me bounce off them… you know… doing the sex
Have the sex with me and 30 seconds in I'll have you in stitches
30 seconds? The edging has paid off. I’m proud of you "
Absolutely! It paid off all over your pictures |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ick- sticking out your tongue in a photo
Ooh- sense of humour. Someone I can bounce off. That’s very attractive and hopefully they let me bounce off them… you know… doing the sex
Have the sex with me and 30 seconds in I'll have you in stitches
30 seconds? The edging has paid off. I’m proud of you
Absolutely! It paid off all over your pictures "
Think about our cluedo game 20 secs in and you can definitely up your best time by 10 seconds.
YOU ARE WELCOME |
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"Ick- sticking out your tongue in a photo
Ooh- sense of humour. Someone I can bounce off. That’s very attractive and hopefully they let me bounce off them… you know… doing the sex "
Not a fan of missionary then? |
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"Ick - people who love bomb you and want to pretend you’re in love and “making love”
Ooh - touching and playing with a guy’s cock and balls as we chat and chill. Like a lovely fidget toy
I hate it being called ‘making love’ It makes me think of cheesy r’n’b music
I'll make love to you, if you want me to...
Gotta give it to them rhyming you with to is very niche x"
Gahhh… this exact song |
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"Ick- sticking out your tongue in a photo
Ooh- sense of humour. Someone I can bounce off. That’s very attractive and hopefully they let me bounce off them… you know… doing the sex "
Totally agree… really don’t like it, especially when it’s little and jabby  |
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"Ick - people who love bomb you and want to pretend you’re in love and “making love”
Ooh - touching and playing with a guy’s cock and balls as we chat and chill. Like a lovely fidget toy
I hate it being called ‘making love’ It makes me think of cheesy r’n’b music
I'll make love to you, if you want me to...
Gotta give it to them rhyming you with to is very niche x
Gahhh… this exact song "
Samantha you need to learn to appreciate a slow jam |
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"Ick - people who love bomb you and want to pretend you’re in love and “making love”
Ooh - touching and playing with a guy’s cock and balls as we chat and chill. Like a lovely fidget toy
I hate it being called ‘making love’ It makes me think of cheesy r’n’b music
I'll make love to you, if you want me to...
Gotta give it to them rhyming you with to is very niche x
Gahhh… this exact song
Samantha you need to learn to appreciate a slow jam "
No no no… like the advert for ‘smooth grooves 8 cd greatest hits collection’ that’s on the telly at 3 o’clock in the morning after you’ve fell asleep on the sofa |
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"Ick - people who love bomb you and want to pretend you’re in love and “making love”
Ooh - touching and playing with a guy’s cock and balls as we chat and chill. Like a lovely fidget toy
I hate it being called ‘making love’ It makes me think of cheesy r’n’b music
I'll make love to you, if you want me to...
Gotta give it to them rhyming you with to is very niche x
Gahhh… this exact song
Samantha you need to learn to appreciate a slow jam
No no no… like the advert for ‘smooth grooves 8 cd greatest hits collection’ that’s on the telly at 3 o’clock in the morning after you’ve fell asleep on the sofa "
I once had sex to a Nickelback ballad (it came on shuffle, we were distracted) so now it anything bring on the cringey songs. I see it as a challenge |
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