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"Been described as 'sprightly'
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I'm terribly sorry, but did you really have to publicly broadcast our private tête-à-têtes on here?  "
Frankly I think that sort of comment should be publicly shamed  |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
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I'm terribly sorry, but did you really have to publicly broadcast our private tête-à-têtes on here?
Frankly I think that sort of comment should be publicly shamed "
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Wait a moment! As you were: I wrote "spritely" - inferring that you had svelte elf-like features, youthful and spirited. |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
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I'm terribly sorry, but did you really have to publicly broadcast our private tête-à-têtes on here?
Frankly I think that sort of comment should be publicly shamed
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Wait a moment! As you were: I wrote "spritely" - inferring that you had svelte elf-like features, youthful and spirited."
Acceptable  |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
Did you proceed to knock them down with your walking stick? 
I ran over their feet with my tartan shopping trolley  "
Did you fish a Worthers Original out if your cardigan pocket to make them feel better afterwards? |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
Did you proceed to knock them down with your walking stick?
I ran over their feet with my tartan shopping trolley
Did you fish a Worthers Original out if your cardigan pocket to make them feel better afterwards? "
No but I did suck on a fisherman's friend to make myself feel better... |
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"I wonder if the OP has applied for the Cornhill Insurance Over 50 Plan?
I've done it three times so that I can claim my free Parker™ pen and Goblin TeasMaid™.  "
But Nero is not over 50 although the goblin teasmade must have come in handy... |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
Did you proceed to knock them down with your walking stick?
I ran over their feet with my tartan shopping trolley
Did you fish a Worthers Original out if your cardigan pocket to make them feel better afterwards?
No but I did suck on a fisherman's friend to make myself feel better... "
And err ahem, how did the fisherman feel?
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
Did you proceed to knock them down with your walking stick?
I ran over their feet with my tartan shopping trolley
Did you fish a Worthers Original out if your cardigan pocket to make them feel better afterwards?
No but I did suck on a fisherman's friend to make myself feel better...
And err ahem, how did the fisherman feel?
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Quite surprised because he was only baiting his hook |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
Did you proceed to knock them down with your walking stick?
I ran over their feet with my tartan shopping trolley
Did you fish a Worthers Original out if your cardigan pocket to make them feel better afterwards?
No but I did suck on a fisherman's friend to make myself feel better...
And err ahem, how did the fisherman feel?
Quite surprised because he was only baiting his hook "
Ba dum tish..  |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
Sorry, but I just snorted tea out of my nose
It's only a matter of time until I'm invited to join the walking netball team "
Come and join wheelchair basketball. You can leave your Zimmer at the door  |
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"At one of our local social events a young man said that I was just his type an "older woman" I was devistated absolutely ruined my night!
you're hardly old but maybe you were older than him "
Think he was only about 23 to be fair, he has much to learn  |
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"At one of our local social events a young man said that I was just his type an "older woman" I was devistated absolutely ruined my night!
you're hardly old but maybe you were older than him
Think he was only about 23 to be fair, he has much to learn "
I have been described as an older woman by men of 60. It's absolutely true though |
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"I wonder if the OP has applied for the Cornhill Insurance Over 50 Plan?
I've done it three times so that I can claim my free Parker™ pen and Goblin TeasMaid™.
But Nero is not over 50 although the goblin teasmade must have come in handy... "
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I'm just going to be whatever I need to be so that I make it through your filters. |
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We were in a pub last night why hubby was at bar he over heard a lad with his mate say , "the OLD one over there with the red hair looks ok for her age ". Cheeky f**ker. |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
Did you proceed to knock them down with your walking stick?
I ran over their feet with my tartan shopping trolley "
I did wonder if it's because your zimmer has wheels. |
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"Been described as 'sprightly'
Did you proceed to knock them down with your walking stick?
I ran over their feet with my tartan shopping trolley
I did wonder if it's because your zimmer has wheels. "
I'm going to put tinsel round it for Christmas
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"Takes balls of steel to bait a forum mod"
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Let's try that theory shall we?
OP: I would cancel my SAGA membership in a heartbeat and slide down the reinforced rails of a Stannah Stairlift™ just to spend one night of fiery-intense passion-induced love-making. |
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"Takes balls of steel to bait a forum mod
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Let's try that theory shall we?
OP: I would cancel my SAGA membership in a heartbeat and slide down the reinforced rails of a Stannah Stairlift™ just to spend one night of fiery-intense passion-induced love-making. "
Not if I get there first!!! |
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"Takes balls of steel to bait a forum mod
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Let's try that theory shall we?
OP: I would cancel my SAGA membership in a heartbeat and slide down the reinforced rails of a Stannah Stairlift™ just to spend one night of fiery-intense passion-induced love-making. "
Interesting. I wonder if you'd be too keen on the night you describe after sliding down the stairlift rail |
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"Takes balls of steel to bait a forum mod
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Let's try that theory shall we?
OP: I would cancel my SAGA membership in a heartbeat and slide down the reinforced rails of a Stannah Stairlift™ just to spend one night of fiery-intense passion-induced love-making.
Not if I get there first!!! "
Form an orderly queue |
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"Takes balls of steel to bait a forum mod
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Let's try that theory shall we?
OP: I would cancel my SAGA membership in a heartbeat and slide down the reinforced rails of a Stannah Stairlift™ just to spend one night of fiery-intense passion-induced love-making.
Not if I get there first!!! "
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Oi! Get your own Mod! |
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"Takes balls of steel to bait a forum mod
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Let's try that theory shall we?
OP: I would cancel my SAGA membership in a heartbeat and slide down the reinforced rails of a Stannah Stairlift™ just to spend one night of fiery-intense passion-induced love-making. "
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"This reminds me, I was in the Sprites at Brownies
You know you're not helping, right?
I promise that I will do my best to do my duty to older people
See that you do. "
I promise that I will do my best to do my duty to god,
To serve the Queen
And help other people
And to keep the Brownie Guide law
I remember |
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