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What do you really want for Christmas? | |||
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"MMF FFM F&B" F&B can definitely sort you out buddy | |||
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"This ^ Me? "° Well, you too, but I was ostensibly referring in similar vein to an MFFFFFF.  | |||
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"Jamie dornan wrapped in a big bow under my tree Christmas morning. " He said he has a phobia of bows but is happy to dress up in a bunny costume for you. Is that ok? | |||
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"Used condoms " This is bold LOL! | |||
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"Used condoms " Check your shoes | |||
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"A night off from parenting LOL " And this. | |||
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Well, you too, but I was ostensibly referring in similar vein to an MFFFFFF. "Let's make it a MFFFFFFM It's Christmas after all | |||
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"Jamie dornan wrapped in a big bow under my tree Christmas morning. He said he has a phobia of bows but is happy to dress up in a bunny costume for you. Is that ok? " That’s perfect , I’m not picky | |||
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"To put my heating on." That's a nice thought, lucky to have a log burner here | |||
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"Vladimir Putin to shit himself again but this time break his neck when he slips on the runny poo. Or Cliff Richard to have the Christmas No 1. "I want the first one definitely | |||
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"A good time on Christmas Day. I am hosting New Years eve." I hope you do have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy hosting on new years eve  | |||
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"A lot of snow "Had a whole cm here over night  | |||
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"A night off from parenting LOL " That's too much to ask, sorry | |||
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"A nice chilled out day with family good food and drink not to have to do the washing up x" Paper plates and plastic cutlery? | |||
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"To put my heating on. That's a nice thought, lucky to have a log burner here " My son wants to buy me one and install it for me! Much as it would b nice he has one! I just can't cope with flames lol x | |||
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"Someone to cook me an amazing dinner!" I'm sure there's someone that would do that for you | |||
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"Stabilizes for my bike " If you don't get them I hope you get lots of bubble wrap at Christmas | |||
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"Jamie dornan wrapped in a big bow under my tree Christmas morning. " He's already coming here I'm afraid xxxx | |||
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"Jamie dornan wrapped in a big bow under my tree Christmas morning. He said he has a phobia of bows but is happy to dress up in a bunny costume for you. Is that ok? That’s perfect , I’m not picky" Is it ok for him to keep it on though? He's still waiting for a rash to clear | |||
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"Yoooooou baby "You can have me | |||
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"A night off from parenting LOL That's too much to ask, sorry "Thought as much, Santa is no fun these days! | |||
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"Somebody spend xmas wit been on my own last 3 yrs " As in a partner or family? | |||
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"To put my heating on. That's a nice thought, lucky to have a log burner here My son wants to buy me one and install it for me! Much as it would b nice he has one! I just can't cope with flames lol x" Basically you're saying you can't be trusted with fire | |||
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"Stabilizes for my bike If you don't get them I hope you get lots of bubble wrap at Christmas "I only need one now too | |||
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"Jamie dornan wrapped in a big bow under my tree Christmas morning. He said he has a phobia of bows but is happy to dress up in a bunny costume for you. Is that ok? That’s perfect , I’m not picky Is it ok for him to keep it on though? He's still waiting for a rash to clear "As long as it’s not contagious , I can turn the lights off  | |||
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"A night off from parenting LOL That's too much to ask, sorry
Thought as much, Santa is no fun these days! "He's really not so jolly now, that's for sure | |||
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"Is for Miss P to be fucked silly by the AVFC followed by me reclaiming her after "I think they're to busy playing with their balls to be honest | |||
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"Calm, dry weather for our 250 mile drive in the wee small hours of boxing day and a not too hungover family to see when we get there! Apart from that I have everything I could want for a happy Christmas!
Cherry x"Aww, love you Cheery xx | |||
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"Somebody spend xmas wit been on my own last 3 yrs As in a partner or family? " I have no family just one man band I’m afraid | |||
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"A naughty man to come and empty his sack on Christmas Day night, keep me up all night and make me think of him when I am slightly tender on Boxing Day! "Get that meet up and make it happen | |||
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"..a Dukla Prague away kit.. "I’m so glad someone said this. | |||
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"A years supply of petrol would be appreciated." How many litres would that be? | |||
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"Stabilizes for my bike If you don't get them I hope you get lots of bubble wrap at Christmas
I only need one now too "Do you only usually fall to the left or right or just going in circles? | |||
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"Jamie dornan wrapped in a big bow under my tree Christmas morning. He said he has a phobia of bows but is happy to dress up in a bunny costume for you. Is that ok? That’s perfect , I’m not picky Is it ok for him to keep it on though? He's still waiting for a rash to clear
As long as it’s not contagious , I can turn the lights off "There's only one way to find out | |||
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"Stabilizes for my bike If you don't get them I hope you get lots of bubble wrap at Christmas
I only need one now too
Do you only usually fall to the left or right or just going in circles? "Only go round the block | |||
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"I would like a day off. Please and thank you "A duvet day | |||
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"..a Dukla Prague away kit.. "Hope they're cheaper than prem kits | |||
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"I would like a day off. Please and thank you
A duvet day "Do you know. That would be perfect  | |||
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"..a Dukla Prague away kit..
I’m so glad someone said this. "I'm so glad someone understood it.. | |||
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"Somebody spend xmas wit been on my own last 3 yrs As in a partner or family? I have no family just one man band I’m afraid " Sorry to hear that buddy, Google local things at shelters etc for Christmas, you could make some great new friends and maybe more | |||
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"3pts for Everton on boxing day " Who are they playing? | |||
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"A naughty man to come and empty his sack on Christmas Day night, keep me up all night and make me think of him when I am slightly tender on Boxing Day!
Get that meet up and make it happen "Are you mad! I would have a sea of cocks in my inbox! | |||
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"A ffm, I'd settle for a fmf if I really had to though
What do you really want for Christmas? "If you know another Female to join I might be interested | |||
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"Nothing, just buy me a pint when you see me. The mr " I didn't know I was
I would however buy you a pint | |||
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"Stabilizes for my bike If you don't get them I hope you get lots of bubble wrap at Christmas
I only need one now too
Do you only usually fall to the left or right or just going in circles?
Only go round the block "Carful buddy, will get a name for yourself | |||
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"3pts for Everton on boxing day Who are they playing? " Wolves at home | |||
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"Stabilizes for my bike If you don't get them I hope you get lots of bubble wrap at Christmas
I only need one now too
Do you only usually fall to the left or right or just going in circles?
Only go round the block
Carful buddy, will get a name for yourself " | |||
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"..a Dukla Prague away kit..
I’m so glad someone said this.
I'm so glad someone understood it.. "Half man half biscuit | |||
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"Peace and goodwill to all men or a blowy " I think there's a preference depending on who with for Christmas | |||
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"A naughty man to come and empty his sack on Christmas Day night, keep me up all night and make me think of him when I am slightly tender on Boxing Day!
Get that meet up and make it happen
Are you mad! I would have a sea of cocks in my inbox!"I'm so happy not to be a woman most days | |||
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"A ffm, I'd settle for a fmf if I really had to though
What do you really want for Christmas?
If you know another Female to join I might be interested "I only have 101 offers so far | |||
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"3pts for Everton on boxing day Who are they playing? Wolves at home " Good luck then, if it was against Liverpool then it would be a different matter | |||
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"A ffm, I'd settle for a fmf if I really had to though
What do you really want for Christmas?
If you know another Female to join I might be interested
I only have 101 offers so far "Hohoho merry Christmas | |||
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"Jamie dornan wrapped in a big bow under my tree Christmas morning. He said he has a phobia of bows but is happy to dress up in a bunny costume for you. Is that ok? That’s perfect , I’m not picky Is it ok for him to keep it on though? He's still waiting for a rash to clear
As long as it’s not contagious , I can turn the lights off
There's only one way to find out " | |||
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"Jamie dornan wrapped in a big bow under my tree Christmas morning. He said he has a phobia of bows but is happy to dress up in a bunny costume for you. Is that ok? That’s perfect , I’m not picky Is it ok for him to keep it on though? He's still waiting for a rash to clear
As long as it’s not contagious , I can turn the lights off
There's only one way to find out
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"I'm here until I get my MFF so if anyone wants me gone, please arrange x" Thank you for deciding to dedicate a lifetime commitment to fab, your support is very much appreciated | |||
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"I'm here until I get my MFF so if anyone wants me gone, please arrange x" Is that ALL it takes? Who’s going to take one for the team then? joking, joking. I still would | |||
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"I'm here until I get my MFF so if anyone wants me gone, please arrange x Is that ALL it takes? Who’s going to take one for the team then? joking, joking. I still would "You know what would really help that situation?! | |||
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"I'm here until I get my MFF so if anyone wants me gone, please arrange x Is that ALL it takes? Who’s going to take one for the team then? joking, joking. I still would "Make it a MFFM? | |||
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"A cute little puppy " Your cat won't like that! | |||
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"Win the Euromillions lottery jackpot.
If you buy 139,838,160 tickets then you're almost certain to win "
It would cost me £349,595,400.00 to buy that amount of tickets to as u say almost certain to win jackpot which defaults to £14M.
...and that's hoping only one winner | |||
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"An mmf. Or a mmmf But I'd settle for a mmmmf Thanks "That's a lot of sausage | |||
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& voluptuous bosoms to ride me silly till I make it a white Christmas | |||
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"A cute little puppy " Not just for Christmas I hope | |||
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"Lots of pretty things. "Cover everything in glitter | |||
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"Win the Euromillions lottery jackpot.
If you buy 139,838,160 tickets then you're almost certain to win
It would cost me £349,595,400.00 to buy that amount of tickets to as u say almost certain to win jackpot which defaults to £14M.
...and that's hoping only one winner "Also take a long time at the shop to go through them all | |||
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"An mmf. Or a mmmf But I'd settle for a mmmmf Thanks
That's a lot of sausage "I like my meat. | |||
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"Anal "Someone help the guy out | |||
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"A day off." Take it, they won't mind | |||
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"Are you mad! I would have a sea of cocks in my inbox!" There some who wouldn’t mind that at all, y’know. | |||
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"A kiss and some boobs x" You actually want your own or someone else's? | |||
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"All I want for Christmas is for Cee's knee to be fixed Lee "Fingers crossed it's better soon | |||
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"Someone to spoil " There's lots of girls looking to be spoilt, I'm also happy for you to get me a good camera if you aren't fussy | |||
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"An mmf. Or a mmmf But I'd settle for a mmmmf Thanks
That's a lot of sausage
I like my meat. "I can give you the same meat repeatedly | |||
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"A local fwb "Me too | |||
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"A whole day to sleep "24hrs is a long time to sleep | |||
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"An mmf. Or a mmmf But I'd settle for a mmmmf Thanks
That's a lot of sausage
I like my meat.
I can give you the same meat repeatedly "But I want the meat on meat scenario. | |||
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"Anal
Someone help the guy out"Yes please | |||
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"A whole day to sleep
24hrs is a long time to sleep "I know but I can certainly give it a go | |||
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"Anal
Someone help the guy out
Yes please "I think icecold wants to help you out buddy | |||
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"An mmf. Or a mmmf But I'd settle for a mmmmf Thanks
That's a lot of sausage
I like my meat.
I can give you the same meat repeatedly
But I want the meat on meat scenario. "I'm not putting my meat on meat, this isn't a carvery you know | |||
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"An hour playing with a nice big pair of boobs - I only just posted about this "I'd get bored
I'm sure there is someone who doesn't mind their boobs being played with for a hour | |||
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"An hour playing with a nice big pair of boobs - I only just posted about this
I'd get bored
I'm sure there is someone who doesn't mind their boobs being played with for a hour "I’m not sure I’d purely focus on the boobs for the entire hour | |||
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"All I want for Christmas is for Cee's knee to be fixed Lee
Fingers crossed it's better soon "Thank you | |||
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"An hour playing with a nice big pair of boobs - I only just posted about this
I'd get bored
I'm sure there is someone who doesn't mind their boobs being played with for a hour
I’m not sure I’d purely focus on the boobs for the entire hour " | |||
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"Anal
Someone help the guy out
Yes please
I think icecold wants to help you out buddy "Nope  | |||
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"This ^ Me?
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Well, you too, but I was ostensibly referring in similar vein to an MFFFFFF.
Let's make it a MFFFFFFM It's Christmas after all"Think too many Fs and not enough Ms there  still hoping one day J will arrange something for me | |||
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"Lots of pretty things.
Cover everything in glitter "In that's case I'm going to need a new hoover for Christmas. | |||
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"Is it to be over fairly quickly. But if not, a hot sexy woman with a hot sexy ass, lovely kissable nipples and a smile that needs to be kissed. "I don't think that's much to ask really | |||
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"Nothing, just buy me a pint when you see me. The mr I didn't know I was
I would however buy you a pint "I’ll put your chair back in the loft then, and your Xmas dinners going in the dog.
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"This ^ Me?
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Let's make it a MFFFFFFM It's Christmas after all
Think too many Fs and not enough Ms there still hoping one day J will arrange something for me "I'd happily be the only M in that, can never have too many F's but can definitely have too many M's, bit like fab | |||
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"Someone who is really good at sex, and cooking, please, Santa "You're already talking to me | |||
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"A Dukla Prague away kit " You're too late with this | |||
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"Nothing, just buy me a pint when you see me. The mr I didn't know I was
I would however buy you a pint
I’ll put your chair back in the loft then, and your Xmas dinners going in the dog.
The mr "Well I'm glad it's that way around | |||
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"Mmf "I feel this is definitely doable | |||
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"This ^ Me?
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Let's make it a MFFFFFFM It's Christmas after all"• I always knew you were a gentleman of the highest order. | |||
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"This ^ Me?
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Let's make it a MFFFFFFM It's Christmas after all
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I always knew you were a gentleman of the highest order."I try my hardest, really really hard | |||
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"Dates with people I adore/fancy. All calendared in. And I'd really love something a bit frivolous but not going to type it here because the fiancé may read this and I'm buying it myself in the sales. "He's going to be questioning you now | |||
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"Dates with people I adore/fancy. All calendared in. And I'd really love something a bit frivolous but not going to type it here because the fiancé may read this and I'm buying it myself in the sales.
He's going to be questioning you now "Tough titties. He can pen me a haiku or a love letter and that will mean far more to me than something I'll buy. | |||
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"Someone hot to bring me mimosas in bed, fuck me silly, prep all the veg then sit quietly next my dad after lunch and give him a poke every time he snores to wake him up" Are you sure you really want someone poking your dad after poking you? | |||
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"MacBook 14 I dread to think how much they cost " • The equivalent of 45 MAC eyebrow liners.  | |||
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"Twelve months free of Hospital visits," I'd like that as well, not going to happen though. Wishing you best possible health | |||
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"Is it to be over fairly quickly. But if not, a hot sexy woman with a hot sexy ass, lovely kissable nipples and a smile that needs to be kissed.
I don't think that's much to ask really "Exactly dude. I’m a simple man. | |||
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"To not be alone especially on Xmas n new yrs" It's just another day in the year really, that's how I look at it | |||
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"MacBook 14 I dread to think how much they cost " Well you asked so you have to buy it for me !!! | |||
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"A ffm, I'd settle for a fmf if I really had to though
What do you really want for Christmas? "For it to be over. | |||
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"Dates with people I adore/fancy. All calendared in. And I'd really love something a bit frivolous but not going to type it here because the fiancé may read this and I'm buying it myself in the sales.
He's going to be questioning you now
Tough titties. He can pen me a haiku or a love letter and that will mean far more to me than something I'll buy."Aww I'm sure he will make you smile | |||
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"Rachel Riley and Carol Vorderman. A Countdown Sandwich if you will
"I'm with you on Rachel but not Carol | |||
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"MacBook 14 I dread to think how much they cost • The equivalent of 45 MAC eyebrow liners. " | |||
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"A ffm, I'd settle for a fmf if I really had to though
What do you really want for Christmas?
For it to be over."It won't be long (don't say that often) | |||
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"Someone hot to bring me mimosas in bed, fuck me silly, prep all the veg then sit quietly next my dad after lunch and give him a poke every time he snores to wake him up Are you sure you really want someone poking your dad after poking you? "Not with his cock obviously And I'm assuming he'll have washed his hands so I can't see what the problem is! | |||
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"MacBook 14 I dread to think how much they cost Well you asked so you have to buy it for me !!! " Dude I'm not Santa and if I got to make people's Christmas wishes come true then there's lots of dissapointed people on the horizon | |||
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"Someone hot to bring me mimosas in bed, fuck me silly, prep all the veg then sit quietly next my dad after lunch and give him a poke every time he snores to wake him up Are you sure you really want someone poking your dad after poking you?
Not with his cock obviously And I'm assuming he'll have washed his hands so I can't see what the problem is! "Be careful if you're having bread sauce dad | |||
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"Someone who is really good at sex, and cooking, please, Santa
You're already talking to me "That’s true…can I get a bonus one and ask for Liz Hurley, then? | |||
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"MacBook 14 I dread to think how much they cost Well you asked so you have to buy it for me !!! Dude I'm not Santa and if I got to make people's Christmas wishes come true then there's lots of dissapointed people on the horizon "You have a better beard so own it and embrace your destiny ! | |||
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"Rachel Riley and Carol Vorderman. A Countdown Sandwich if you will
I'm with you on Rachel but not Carol "Going on past experience a fumble in the backyard at Greggs is all I can hope for | |||
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