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"They call me Stacey." Do they call you Jane too? | |||
"They call me Stacey." Because your mom has got it going on? | |||
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"One fwb used to call me the postman "Did she bark and bite your ankles ? | |||
"One fwb used to call me the postman "Did you always wear shorts during sex? | |||
"One fwb used to call me the postman "Are you called Pat? | |||
"One fwb used to call me the postman "Was you on a sex strike? | |||
"One fwb used to call me the postman "Did you drive slowly round The Dales in a van looking for trouble? | |||
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"One calls me the milkman for presumably same reason - I always deliver "Is it because you take her to the farm and pull on her nipples for some bitty? | |||
"One calls me the milkman for presumably same reason - I always deliver "Unless she means I used to deliver then it became more convenient to get it elsewhere  | |||
"One calls me the milkman " because you come very early morning when everyone else is asleep ? | |||
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"One calls me the milkman for presumably same reason - I always deliver "Because capitalism has destroyed your livelihood? | |||
"One fwb used to call me the postman
Did you drive slowly round The Dales in a van looking for trouble?"No….., it’s because I was rarely on time and looked awful in shorts | |||
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"They call me "The WiFi", cos I'm not strong in the bedroom and I'll go down on you during Zoom meetings
What's yours....?"• I'm pretty fly for a WiFi. | |||
