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By *ainbow_Road OP   Woman  over a year ago

Near Leamington Spa

Say something about your youth that ages you but it a little different from the norm.

For example, mine is "I remember when landlines didn't start with 01" 02 Landlines came even later than that

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

One up the bum no harm done

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

i had a raleigh chopper,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only four tv channels

BBC 1 always ended with god save the queen

Blonde was hottest bird in charts

Huba Huba

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By *he_turtle_movesMan  over a year ago

basingstoke

The phantom menace was my introduction to star wars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone decided to shoot a US president

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tin Bath, coal fire, 6 feet of snow

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I used to go home from school for lunch, and watch Let's Pretend on the telly.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Pass me the floppy disc... no the *actually* floppy disc.

LvM

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By *urious is the VoyeurMan  over a year ago

Rickmansworth

BMX bandits and Beat Street were great films

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By *ixenforfunWoman  over a year ago

banes mask

Come on eileen was a chart topper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I listened to music on a Walkman, when I was at school

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Waking up to ice on the inside of the windows.

Not having any double glazing or central heating.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I remember when our landline had a 3 digit number, so calling anyone in the same area code was just 3 numbers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Playing music on my HitClips.

You're probably all too old to remember them though x

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Hello Adam and eve

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By *AFKA HovisMan  over a year ago

Sindon Swingdon Swindon

Skill.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Get in this house now you little shit before the galosher man gets you

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By *uyForeLadiesMan  over a year ago

Grantham

Ringing dial-a-disc.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet

The milky bars are on me!!!

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By *ottom charlieMan  over a year ago

washington


"Say something about your youth that ages you but it a little different from the norm.

For example, mine is "I remember when landlines didn't start with 01" 02 Landlines came even later than that

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i can remember phone boxes when you had to push button A then dial the number and if the person at the other end did not answer you pushed button B and got your money back...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember a neighbour had a Squarial! And the local shop had a Rabbit mobile phone sign outside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kate bush’s Wuthering Heights number one in the uk while The Bee Gees were number one with Night Fever in the US.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pans People...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vinyl records

Iron maiden

Eddie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Queuing for ages at the phone box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two years past the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything

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By *utterfly64Woman  over a year ago

Raynes Park

Making sure you always had 2p in case you needed to phone home

Taping the top 5 off the radio - in biology lessons at 12:45 on a Tuesday lunchtime!

Remembering friends phone numbers

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By *ld StrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Telford

Has anyone got any 2ps or 10ps for the phone box the pips are going....

No sorry only a £1 note

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When computer games were on a tape and took 20 minutes to load

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By *ersuasion22Couple  over a year ago

Herts

I think we're alone now...

First record I bought! - Mrs P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When computer games were on a tape and took 20 minutes to load "

Speccy

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

If that ball comes in this garden one more time I’ll put a fucking knife in it

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Soft on the inside

Crunchy on the outside....Armadillos!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Listening to Radio Luxembourg crackling on a transistor radio...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The milky bars are on me!!!"

You can keep'em!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman  over a year ago

London (She/ Her)

Wasssss upppppppppp?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Women were just eye candy and the butt of men's jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prawn cocktail

Scampi chips in basket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's all done in the bes POSSIBLE taste!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’ll wipe that smile over the other side of your face in a minute

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

Walsall

On returning from scout camp. Finding that a bag of chips ( in newspaper) had 'shot up ' in price to 6 p . old pence btw.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

Get off the internet I need to make a phone call!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dad's using the internet, I can't talk to my friends, so I'll check on my Tamagotchi

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"One up the bum no harm done "

Timeless

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Listening to Radio Luxembourg crackling on a transistor radio..."

Under the covers so mum couldn't hear it

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By *weetkitten65Woman  over a year ago

Halifax

If a man suddenly gives you flowers...(Impulse).

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

This is Rupture Farms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember when this were all fields

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loadsaaaaa moneeeyyyy!!!

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By *iving Bi a TryMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Watch out, there's a Humphrey about.

Gbat

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Ello Ello Ello. What's goin on ere then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to copy cassette based computer computer games on a tape to tape recorder.

The remote control had a cable connecting it to the TV.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

I can remember our first automatic washing machine on tick and we sat and watched the suds going round and round for ages... Fuck knows how much they paid for that thing.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich


"If that ball comes in this garden one more time I’ll put a fucking knife in it "

Our neighbour actually did that!

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Buying half penny sweets!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out in my pram silver cross

Listening to Beatles

Mum loved them

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I remember when this were all fields "

Pfft, alright grandad, I bet things were made better in your day too, lol

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

Walsall

The word mangle actually meant something to me when I was a kid.

Couldn't resist putting my fingers in it.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"If that ball comes in this garden one more time I’ll put a fucking knife in it

Our neighbour actually did that! "

And what a life lesson it was too

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I remember when the Apple iPhone 5 came out. Preceding that it's all before my time.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham

Penny sweets really were 1p

XX

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

On the phone theme, giving your number when you answered the phone..or having a shared landline so you had to press a button on the phone before you dialled.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet


"When computer games were on a tape and took 20 minutes to load

Speccy "

Except with 5 seconds to go it used to crash! I had a 128k too, awful!

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet


"The milky bars are on me!!!

You can keep'em! "

Even though I’ve melted down milky bars and covered myself in the resultant ooze? Sexy!!

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet

Dear Jim, Could you please fix it for me….

*Edit in here any number of hilarious scenarios!*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're a real homie if you know my boy finbar from the rubberdubbers

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

Freddos were 10p

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're a real homie if you know my boy finbar from the rubberdubbers "

Feel like I've got very low odds of anyone getting this at all.

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"You're a real homie if you know my boy finbar from the rubberdubbers

Feel like I've got very low odds of anyone getting this at all. "

I have to applaud you because it's probably the first time on Fab someone has made ME feel old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're a real homie if you know my boy finbar from the rubberdubbers

Feel like I've got very low odds of anyone getting this at all.

I have to applaud you because it's probably the first time on Fab someone has made ME feel old "

Whoops

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"You're a real homie if you know my boy finbar from the rubberdubbers

Feel like I've got very low odds of anyone getting this at all.

I have to applaud you because it's probably the first time on Fab someone has made ME feel old

Whoops"

It's ok, I'll just take comfort from the fact older fabbers might get the reference because of their kids

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Eastbourne

When TV's only had three channels.

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By *ildblonde69Woman  over a year ago

south west

It’s Friday and it’s crackerjack

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

You can't get better than a quick fit fitter

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By *wesomeprofilenameMan  over a year ago

Cornwall

"Which do you prefer, daddy or chips?"

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By *uckslut and MCouple  over a year ago

Poole

Watching my mum using the mangle on the twin tub as a kid.

Nipping next door to get a 50p, as the meter had run out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pans People..."

I thought Pans People were robots coz my Dad used to say he wanted to screw the arse off them

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet

Returning the corona lemonade bottles for a 10p refund. “Let’s get fizzical!!!”

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By *inkn12Man  over a year ago

london

I’m old enough to know who put the screw in the tuna

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

"We shall prevail!"

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

Being able to buy bottles of vinegar from the chemist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I watched more Australian TV than American or British.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watching snooker in black and white on telly.

Every Sunday we would listen to the top 40 on Dads radio

Green shield stamps

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Sindy dolls were as popular as barbie dolls

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By *redrayMan  over a year ago

Emsworth

If the person you were calling from a phone box did not answer you could press button B and get your money back!

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By *rLordMan  over a year ago

Swadlincote

Fags , 30p a packet of 20 lol

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

Those slidey thingamebobs when you paid with a card

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

Those rub on tattoo's you thought were so cool as a kid

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By *ip2Man  over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Multi-Coloured Swap Shop with Noel Edmonds in it, had the phone number 01 811 8055.

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

Having to walk to the TV to change the channel

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By *glyBettyTV/TS  over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Up, down, left, right, A + start

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By *evonrobMan  over a year ago

plymouth

Double Diamond worked wonders - or rather it didn’t!

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

Shops weren't open on a Sunday

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

TV finished at the end of the day

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Having to walk to the TV to change the channel"

Like an animal

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By *rindnbumpCouple  over a year ago

Our little world of Kinky Fuckery in Durham

Ant n Dec's SMTV

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

None of this snowflake, woke culture. Men were men and women knew their place!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone decided to shoot a US president "

Wow! You are old. Lincoln got shot in 1865

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

The bucket of water song

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet

Oo who remembers green shield stamps?!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Oo who remembers green shield stamps?!!"

I was just talking about them the other day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A wand was something Sooty used.

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By *host63Man  over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"Say something about your youth that ages you but it a little different from the norm.

For example, mine is "I remember when landlines didn't start with 01" 02 Landlines came even later than that

"

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By *host63Man  over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"Say something about your youth that ages you but it a little different from the norm.

For example, mine is "I remember when landlines didn't start with 01" 02 Landlines came even later than that

"

There were only three TV channels

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet


"Oo who remembers green shield stamps?!!

I was just talking about them the other day"

Spooky! We used to take turns for stuff in our family and I had to give up my go one Christmas, so we could get an electric meat carver

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By *J2020Man  over a year ago

somewhere

I use to come home from primary school and watch Phillip scoffield fist a fluffy animal

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By *eard and BoobsCouple  over a year ago

Portstewart

Nighthawk and airwolf were always on the TV on a Sat afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember being one of the last few people in my school cohort to get on the Crumpler hype train. Back then to own a Crumpler bag and bring it to school was a sure status symbol enhancer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Zx Spectrum anyone?

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By *oystick-MCRMan  over a year ago

Manchester | London

MOMs the word

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say something about your youth that ages you but it a little different from the norm.

For example, mine is "I remember when landlines didn't start with 01" 02 Landlines came even later than that

There were only three TV channels"

And they were in black and white. You also had to get up and change the channel.

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

My penny farthing got stuck in a tramline and it cost me a florin to get it out again, i was right out of pocket that day lass

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By *athboy89Man  over a year ago

bath


"Tin Bath, coal fire, 6 feet of snow "

Trade pokemon cards at school and play with yo-yo's

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Say something about your youth that ages you but it a little different from the norm.

For example, mine is "I remember when landlines didn't start with 01" 02 Landlines came even later than that

There were only three TV channels

And they were in black and white. You also had to get up and change the channel."

And rented the TV set

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By *aimeDWoman  over a year ago

Shaftesbury, Dorset

My favourite outfit was a global hyper colour T-shirt under a crinkly shell suit

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By *it4uMan  over a year ago

SW France / Brighton

Channel four was introduced

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple  over a year ago

Chigwell


"Someone decided to shoot a US president "
you remember the assassination of Abe Lincoln?

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

The gas lights gone down again mabel fetch candles and flint

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple  over a year ago

Chigwell

LOAD”” …Arggg… the tape recorder’s tangled the tape again

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Goodies,goody,goody yum yum

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It's Friday it's five to five it's CRACKERJACK!

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

The phantom custard pie thrower

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By *heerFlirtMan  over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

Getting change from 10p for the school bus fare and spending it on sweets on the way home

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"My favourite outfit was a global hyper colour T-shirt under a crinkly shell suit "

I saw a crinkly shell suit on the street last week... Purple and yellow... I wondered if the shell suit was making a come back. I'll get my cheese cloth shirts Ready just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watching the magic Roundabout on the telly

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By *rLordMan  over a year ago

Swadlincote


"Two years past the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything"

The answer is 42

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Shared telephone line.

Dialling 0 on the telephone to ask the operator to put you through to the number required.

Petrol 5 shillings (25p) a Gallon

Pint of bitter 1 shilling and 3pence (6.5p)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh you are awful..but i like you !!

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"Oo who remembers green shield stamps?!!"

I remember them well, I dated the daughter of one of the directors way back in the early 1960s.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I get my potatoes at the greengrocers and make sure I use E.R.Hughes for meat ; bread comes from the County Bake Shop and fish I pick up on the way home from the market- it's always fresh then.

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Portland


"Tin Bath, coal fire, 6 feet of snow "
I can remember that. My sister told me years later, that she pissed in the water before I got in afterwards.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Tokens in cigarette packets to get items. Our local shop took them in lieu of cash

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"The phantom custard pie thrower "

To age myself even more.

It was the phantom flan flinger.

Or on the two Ronnie's it was

The phantom raspberry blower.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow (visiting London)


"Tin Bath, coal fire, 6 feet of snow I can remember that. My sister told me years later, that she pissed in the water before I got in afterwards. "

You had to do that to keep it warm.

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Findus crispy pancakes and chips!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow (visiting London)

“Dancing at the disco bumper to bumper. Wait a minute, where’s me jumper?”

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

This is no Mickey Mouse school - You're not getting off easy.

Because you're talented, you'll work twice as hard

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Tin Bath, coal fire, 6 feet of snow I can remember that. My sister told me years later, that she pissed in the water before I got in afterwards. "

And that's why you ended up on a swinging site... Its all connected!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Ryde

"There's somebody at the door!

There's somebody at the door!

There's somebody at the door!

There's somebody at the door!"

Even as a kid, there was the urge to shout: "Well, answer the f**king thing, then! Stop prating around singing and dancing!"

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham


""There's somebody at the door!

There's somebody at the door!

There's somebody at the door!

There's somebody at the door!"

Even as a kid, there was the urge to shout: "Well, answer the f**king thing, then! Stop prating around singing and dancing!""

How often was it Grotbags at the door?

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

"You can't sing, you can't play, you look awful......you'll go a long way"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One in the pink 2 in the stink

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

"The water in Majorca don't taste like what it ought to""

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By *smith46Man  over a year ago

Wrexham

Do the Shake and vac and put the freshness back

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Loading computer software from cassette tape.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

For mash get smash

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By *oystick-MCRMan  over a year ago

Manchester | London

Bellies gonna get yah

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Ryde


"How often was it Grotbags at the door?"

95% of the time, really.

Other than that, it was the Jehovah's Witnesses. Or the TV Ariel company Rod Hull should have hired rather than trying to get Channel 5 himself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Won't you come home Bill Bailey, won't you come home!

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By *ack NewhouseMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Saturday night telly was essentially k1ddie f1ddlers and then Doctor Who.

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By *osey WalesMan  over a year ago

Surrey

I was the remote control for the television.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

What's that Skippy? Timmy's fallen down the well again?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow (visiting London)

“Why don’t you just switch off your television set and go out and do something less boring instead?”

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Mr boombastic

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

What's that you got 3 channels on your tv

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"The phantom custard pie thrower

To age myself even more.

It was the phantom flan flinger.

Or on the two Ronnie's it was

The phantom raspberry blower."

You’ve just saved me typing all that out

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"What's that you got 3 channels on your tv"

And the Queen to tell me to go to bed.. "and don't forget to switch off your set"

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By *ild_oatsMan  over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Toffo - There are times when a man’s gotta chew what a man’s gotta chew….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not for girls

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By *ildblonde69Woman  over a year ago

south west

Luncheon vouchers, used to buy cigarettes with mine

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By *ip2Man  over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

I played The Hobbit, Horace Goes Skiing, Jetpac, Cookie, Psst, Skool Daze, Atic Atac, Manic Miner, Jet Set Willy, Lunar Jetman, Way of the Exploding Fist, Match Day, and Wanted: Monty Mole.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow (visiting London)


"I played The Hobbit, Horace Goes Skiing, Jetpac, Cookie, Psst, Skool Daze, Atic Atac, Manic Miner, Jet Set Willy, Lunar Jetman, Way of the Exploding Fist, Match Day, and Wanted: Monty Mole."

So did I.

Except Psst. I don’t remember that one.

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By *osey WalesMan  over a year ago

Surrey


"I played The Hobbit, Horace Goes Skiing, Jetpac, Cookie, Psst, Skool Daze, Atic Atac, Manic Miner, Jet Set Willy, Lunar Jetman, Way of the Exploding Fist, Match Day, and Wanted: Monty Mole.

So did I.

Except Psst. I don’t remember that one."

Jet set willy and chuckie egg

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Grandstand on Saturday when sport was free

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"It's not for girls "

Ah the old Yorkie bar lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saturday is Tiswas day..

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

The Kleeneze and Betterware door to door salesmen.

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By *ild_oatsMan  over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"The Kleeneze and Betterware door to door salesmen."

We all know what happened to the Avon lady…..

Max Factor….

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"The Kleeneze and Betterware door to door salesmen."

The pools man as well..

And the catalogue man.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield

I remember when Amstrad brought out their first computer and the demand was overwhelming.

(I worked at Dixons).

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By *ub and master in crimeCouple  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I used to go home from school for lunch, and watch Let's Pretend on the telly."

Hey I loved this with my peanut butter sandwiches with the crusts cut off lol x

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield

On the 6th day God created.....

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield


"I used to go home from school for lunch, and watch Let's Pretend on the telly.

Hey I loved this with my peanut butter sandwiches with the crusts cut off lol x"

You're posh then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember being late for school watching the raising of the Mary Rose

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