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You make my Sausage roll...

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By *weetkitten65 OP Woman over a year ago

Halifax

So this is one of Greg's e.gift valentine cards...

so got me thinking what would you put on your card ?...

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You're my 8" meat sub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I donut believe it

I am in loaf with you.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Do you wanna pizza my heart ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come to my subway and I'll give you my footlong.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Yum Yum fancy bum fun ?

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By *weetkitten65 OP Woman over a year ago

Halifax

"Come to my subway and I'll give you my footlong."

Your username name could be a new name for a Greg's new product...

Get the copyright & quids in..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue,

The Uber is outside, fuck off!

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincs

Glaze me, like a donut

Cream slice, cream pie, you choose which is first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come to my subway and I'll give you my footlong.

Your username name could be a new name for a Greg's new product...

Get the copyright & quids in..

I suspect SubWay already have the copyright. I snigger every time I order from them.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

Sally sally give me your anchovy do I'm half crabby oh for the love of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your gums around my plums

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman over a year ago

Midlothian

Roses are red,

Your patter is shite,

But lucky for you,

Your tits are alright.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Sally sally give me your anchovy do

I'm half crabby oh for the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage

I've a wizard's sleeve undercarriage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red.

Fuck me they’re expensive.

Violets ain’t blue, they’re fuckin purple.

Get my tea on, I’m starvin Marvin!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're great in bread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So this is one of Greg's e.gift valentine cards...

so got me thinking what would you put on your card ?..."

You're my Big Mac: alright at the time but ultimately unfulfilling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bend me shake me anyway you want me

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Be my butty buddy

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Swanage

"Sally sally give me your anchovy do

I'm half crabby oh for the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage

I've a wizard's sleeve undercarriage

"
but you look juicy on that bicyclair made for two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're great in bread "

Clever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're the yeast for my dough.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"You're the yeast for my dough. "

You're not self-raising ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're the yeast for my dough.

You're not self-raising ?"

Funnily enough at this moment

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By *weetkitten65 OP Woman over a year ago

Halifax

"Come to my subway and I'll give you my footlong.

Your username name could be a new name for a Greg's new product...

Get the copyright & quids in..

I suspect SubWay already have the copyright. I snigger every time I order from them."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fill my pasty?

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