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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Top tip. Disabled toilets often have better mirrors to watch yourself wank in, and people ask less questions if you spend longer in them than the standard bathroom  "
Accidentally pulling the alarm as you climax is a nightmare though. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Top tip. Disabled toilets often have better mirrors to watch yourself wank in, and people ask less questions if you spend longer in them than the standard bathroom "
No mirrors in the ones at work! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Top tip. Disabled toilets often have better mirrors to watch yourself wank in, and people ask less questions if you spend longer in them than the standard bathroom
Accidentally pulling the alarm as you climax is a nightmare though. "
Oh the questions! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Top tip. Disabled toilets often have better mirrors to watch yourself wank in, and people ask less questions if you spend longer in them than the standard bathroom
Accidentally pulling the alarm as you climax is a nightmare though.
Oh the questions! "
Lol. Just making me think of the IT crowd episode when they go to the theatre now. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Top tip. Disabled toilets often have better mirrors to watch yourself wank in, and people ask less questions if you spend longer in them than the standard bathroom
Accidentally pulling the alarm as you climax is a nightmare though.
Oh the questions!
Lol. Just making me think of the IT crowd episode when they go to the theatre now. "
Somebody did that thinking it was a light... Now I'm questioning if that was really the reason!   |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Do you need a hand?  x
That would be quite helpful!
I’m nice like that  x
Lovely, nice, helpful, and wholesome?
3 out of 4 "
Well we know nice is one, since you said that. Helpful too because it would be helpful... Might have to coin toss between lovely and wholesome. |
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"Top tip. Disabled toilets often have better mirrors to watch yourself wank in, and people ask less questions if you spend longer in them than the standard bathroom "
Apart from people like me, who sit outside in our wheelchairs, trying not to wet ourselves, as someone dicks about watching porn and taking dick pics in the accessible loo 
Please don't use the dizzy loo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Top tip. Disabled toilets often have better mirrors to watch yourself wank in, and people ask less questions if you spend longer in them than the standard bathroom "
To my surprise I thought Bruce wrote this |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"That sounds pretty wank Kai.
Not enough wank is very wank! I don't like it. Especially when I'm being a perv and looking at a fair few profiles on here. It is tits out Tuesday after all... "
Think of it as a delightful form of edging. Soon you'll be able to wank to your heart's content. And maybe upload another photo, a friend is asking. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"That sounds pretty wank Kai.
Not enough wank is very wank! I don't like it. Especially when I'm being a perv and looking at a fair few profiles on here. It is tits out Tuesday after all...
Think of it as a delightful form of edging. Soon you'll be able to wank to your heart's content. And maybe upload another photo, a friend is asking. "
I guess... Doesn't have the same appeal though. I shall try!
Is this friend in desperate need of a new photo uploaded? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you need a hand? x
That would be quite helpful!
I’m nice like that x
Lovely, nice, helpful, and wholesome?
3 out of 4
Well we know nice is one, since you said that. Helpful too because it would be helpful... Might have to coin toss between lovely and wholesome. "
I wouldn’t mention toss if I was you  xx |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Do you need a hand? x
That would be quite helpful!
I’m nice like that x
Lovely, nice, helpful, and wholesome?
3 out of 4
Well we know nice is one, since you said that. Helpful too because it would be helpful... Might have to coin toss between lovely and wholesome.
I wouldn’t mention toss if I was you xx "
that's not very wholesome! |
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