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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pin you by the throat while I fucked the soul out of you

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pin you by the throat while I fucked the soul out of you "

Err do I say yes.

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By *omtom21100Man  over a year ago

Fareham/Portchester


"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pin you by the throat while I fucked the soul out of you "

That would work… having a soul is so over-rated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No of say you have a good eye and then go for a nap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant. "

I would politely decline

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By *assie101Woman  over a year ago

Kent

I'd hold it against you

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

Isn’t it easier to say you just want another picture of my boobs?

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By *ustus555Couple  over a year ago

NG 21

Well there's plenty of pictures to view.

As for the latter, maybe

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By *ustus555Couple  over a year ago

NG 21


"I'd hold it against you "

Promises promises

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By *ottsguy74Man  over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd say you were lying haha

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Isn’t it easier to say you just want another picture of my boobs? "

Yes please.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'd hold it against you

Promises promises "

My kind of promise.

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By *amescoupleCouple  over a year ago

north walsham

Ask you where you wanted me to bury it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

I would politely decline "

Probably you wise, you obviously know me.

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By *asmine xxxWoman  over a year ago

Truro, Bristol


"Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant. "

Depends what mood I’m in xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably look at you scornfully and walk away.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t be fooled by the pictures. In reality im a grotesque oaf.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd call you a liar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

I would politely decline

Probably you wise, you obviously know me. "

Truth is I just wouldn't want you to have a little accident in your pants if you saw my naked( . )( . )

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

Depends what mood I’m in xx"

Think good moods.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Probably look at you scornfully and walk away. "

With purpose.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

I would politely decline

Probably you wise, you obviously know me.

Truth is I just wouldn't want you to have a little accident in your pants if you saw my naked( . )( . ) "

True story.

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By *oystick-MCRMan  over a year ago

Manchester | London

Your not getting a clone of my cock op. Treat yourself to a pocket pussy

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

Wherever


"Isn’t it easier to say you just want another picture of my boobs?

Yes please. "

Ask and you shall receive.

Incoming

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Isn’t it easier to say you just want another picture of my boobs?

Yes please.

Ask and you shall receive.

Incoming "

As if by magic. And I’m spent.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pin you by the throat while I fucked the soul out of you

That would work… having a soul is so over-rated "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

I would politely decline

Probably you wise, you obviously know me.

Truth is I just wouldn't want you to have a little accident in your pants if you saw my naked( . )( . )

True story. "

And I rest my case

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By *orthampton jamesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Oh to have a beautiful body up against me at the moment, oh by the way I'm in the bath

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh to have a beautiful body up against me at the moment, oh by the way I'm in the bath "

I’ll dig my arm bands out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my dearest fiddles, you've already seen everything i have to offer. so i'd kindly refer you to the wank bank memories instead Px

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"my dearest fiddles, you've already seen everything i have to offer. so i'd kindly refer you to the wank bank memories instead Px "

Thank you for the prompt. I have indeed already turned myself inside out over those.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you said I had a beautiful body…….I’d say you were telling porky pies.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool/Wallasey

Depends. Is that what you are saying and mean it?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot

I'd say you're a pervert and just want my pretty penis

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

I'd offer to be your PA for one day only!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

… I’d think you were looking at the woman behind me

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By *elshcouple18Couple  over a year ago

Cardiff

If we said you had a beautiful body would you send us pics?

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By *otindiancpl2019Couple  over a year ago

The South/The Centre

I would say.... your a very honest man or very good at deception

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By *elshcouple18Couple  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I would say.... your a very honest man or very good at deception "
we'd send you guys some..

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 42 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Time for a bump,

If I said you had a beautiful body ……….

Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple 42 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Damn thought this was a thread as a tribute to the Bellamy brothers song!!!!!!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 42 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Damn thought this was a thread as a tribute to the Bellamy brothers song!!!!!! "

It kind of is.

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By *uckmonkeyMan 42 weeks ago

devon


"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pin you by the throat while I fucked the soul out of you

Err do I say yes. "

I think that’s dicey to say the least….

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 42 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pin you by the throat while I fucked the soul out of you

Err do I say yes.

I think that’s dicey to say the least…."

If I had a soul it would be

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By *host202088Man 42 weeks ago

South West

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you Hold it against me

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By *ust RachelTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Eastbourne

I would tell you to get your eyes tested.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Time for a bump,

If I said you had a beautiful body ……….

Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant. "

Oh you can definitely hold it against me, Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 42 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Time for a bump,

If I said you had a beautiful body ……….

Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

Oh you can definitely hold it against me, Fiddles "

You temptress.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 42 weeks ago

Southampton


"I would tell you to get your eyes tested."

Haha I'd say the same ()

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By *ancer36Woman 42 weeks ago

Stirling

You can see pretty much all I’ve got so I’d say thank you, you pervert xx

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 42 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You can see pretty much all I’ve got so I’d say thank you, you pervert xx"

And I very much like what I say.

You know me too well.

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By *entlemanrogueMan 42 weeks ago

Motherwell


"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me pin you by the throat while I fucked the soul out of you

Err do I say yes. "

How could you say no?!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Time for a bump,

If I said you had a beautiful body ……….

Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant.

Oh you can definitely hold it against me, Fiddles

You temptress. "

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Time for a bump,

If I said you had a beautiful body ……….

Would you send me pics of your boobs or bums or willies or lady bits.

Or would you politely say,

Thank you kind sir for thou art a gentleman of good repute and I take the compliment in the spirit it was meant. "

Thank you kind sir, you should have gone to Specsavers

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