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Fake it till you make it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my God - this is a great thread!
Well done, Brucey!  "
Genuinely of all days so far I promise this is the one my brain is functioning and caring the least  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough I came whilst giving a fab meet oral. I had to man up and carry on having sex a d eventually faked that I came. Whipped of the condom and hid it "
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"Funnily enough I came whilst giving a fab meet oral. I had to man up and carry on having sex a d eventually faked that I came. Whipped of the condom and hid it
I love and respect that you publicised this "
No shame here  |
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I've had it where I couldnt orgasm and I was just getting tired and bored as it was only me putting in the effort so faked it so I could stop and have a cuppa.
Was an ex rather than a Fabber, it got to a point the tea satisfied me more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fab!
Ever pretended to enjoy sex when really you just couldn't fucking wait to leave?
Discuss...
Oh my god. Yes. I feel validated. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course. You can’t be sexually compatible with everyone, and you don’t always know until you’re both naked. I still act like I’m having a great time, because…why not? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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I can't think of a time I've wanted to hoof it out of there.
My memory is abysmal though.
I'm usually glad to be on my way home afterwards though-like a trip to the dentist where you didn't need anything done and the journey home feeling happy. |
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"1 time this has happened, I quickly faked a orgasm and then washed with a wire brush and bleach straight away
Sorry  "
I forgive you, the therapy sessions have worked and I'm willing to give you another try to see if it was just that one time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1 time this has happened, I quickly faked a orgasm and then washed with a wire brush and bleach straight away
Sorry
I forgive you, the therapy sessions have worked and I'm willing to give you another try to see if it was just that one time "
Some men just never learn... |
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"1 time this has happened, I quickly faked a orgasm and then washed with a wire brush and bleach straight away
Sorry
I forgive you, the therapy sessions have worked and I'm willing to give you another try to see if it was just that one time
Some men just never learn..."
Luckily I'm not some men  |
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"Of course. You can’t be sexually compatible with everyone, and you don’t always know until you’re both naked. I still act like I’m having a great time, because…why not?"
Oh I know well before I get naked but of course in the spirit of experimentation for the good of mankind I'll take up that challenge
And belive me you won't have to act . |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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Jesus!
I would hope that if someone wasn’t enjoying things, they’d say and we could switch things up, rather than just pretend and lie to protect blushes!
I’d rather no orgasm and communication than fake.
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Of course it happens, we all can’t be sexual gurus each person is different and enjoy different things. Sometimes I go with it I hope it gets better or sometimes I just say oh shit I done my load already I’m sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah absolutely as a younger woman I would fake it alot as I was under the illusion that I needed to make the experience pleasurable for them and not me - I didn’t prioritise my enjoyment. I wouldn’t have been comfortable enough to say a position wasn’t good or that I needed lube / toys or whatever !
Now older and more confident I make sure I’m getting mine and if it’s not working I say and change what we are doing ! |
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I did once start a morning after session when I was back in my 20’s, only for my still d*unken stupor to quickly morph in to a full blown hangover, complete with horrific headache.
I have to admit I faked it, which is easy enough when using condoms, as I really needed to lie back down and snooze until the universe stopped spinning as quickly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having read this thread I have decided I would like a threesome with Red and Ordinary. To balance out the equilibrium between good and bad faking. Not at all to do with awesome boobs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus!
I would hope that if someone wasn’t enjoying things, they’d say and we could switch things up, rather than just pretend and lie to protect blushes!
I’d rather no orgasm and communication than fake.
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All the women I’ve been with have been totally honest and I’ve appreciated that they didn’t fake an orgasm. … … |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having read this thread I have decided I would like a threesome with Red and Ordinary. To balance out the equilibrium between good and bad faking. Not at all to do with awesome boobs x"
God loves a trier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus!
I would hope that if someone wasn’t enjoying things, they’d say and we could switch things up, rather than just pretend and lie to protect blushes!
I’d rather no orgasm and communication than fake.
All the women I’ve been with have been totally honest and I’ve appreciated that they didn’t fake an orgasm. … … "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having read this thread I have decided I would like a threesome with Red and Ordinary. To balance out the equilibrium between good and bad faking. Not at all to do with awesome boobs x
God loves a trier. "
It's important to put strong opinions out there if they are full of love  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of course. You can’t be sexually compatible with everyone, and you don’t always know until you’re both naked. I still act like I’m having a great time, because…why not?
Oh I know well before I get naked but of course in the spirit of experimentation for the good of mankind I'll take up that challenge
And belive me you won't have to act ."
Oh really… |
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