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How miserable is your face?
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai / Nottingham |
On a scale of -7 to +13, using the guide below.
-7 to -1. You’re a fucking miserable cunt, you never smile, you make the atmosphere gloomy, you like all the posts on Facebook that say “who remembers coal and lard”. Small talk on a date = when do you think world war 3 will be.
0 You occasionally smile and look like a baby with really bad wind. It’s hurts others in the same room
1-7 I’m bored now just pick a number.
I think I’m about a 4 or 5 I’m not constantly jolly and go through periods of of being grumpy, but I try to laugh at one thing daily even if it’s just my silly face in the mirror |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smile a lot.
+12
You have a nice smile too 
I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon "
Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.
However, that's my actual bed lol. |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai / Nottingham |
"I smile a lot.
+12
You have a nice smile too
I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon
Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.
However, that's my actual bed lol. "
Ahhhh…. Role play eh  |
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I'm about a 6. Depending on when they meet me, people either think I'm very grumpy and bordering on aggressively unfriendly, or unusually happy and super friendly. I think my face just does not match my mood.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smile a lot.
+12
You have a nice smile too
I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon
Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.
However, that's my actual bed lol.
Ahhhh…. Role play eh "
Lol no it is just a normal bed.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Probably a 7. Generally I tend to be happy and walk around with a daft smile on my goofy face.
But when I have low days/I'm pissed off, probably a -100. It's awful. Should be in a nunnery when I'm like that, all shrewish and awful. |
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"On a scale of -7 to +13, using the guide below.
-7 to -1. You’re a fucking miserable cunt, you never smile, you make the atmosphere gloomy, you like all the posts on Facebook that say “who remembers coal and lard”. Small talk on a date = when do you think world war 3 will be.
0 You occasionally smile and look like a baby with really bad wind. It’s hurts others in the same room
1-7 I’m bored now just pick a number.
I think I’m about a 4 or 5 I’m not constantly jolly and go through periods of of being grumpy, but I try to laugh at one thing daily even if it’s just my silly face in the mirror "
I DONT BELIEEEEEEVE IT |
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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago
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"I smile a lot.
+12
You have a nice smile too
I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon
Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.
However, that's my actual bed lol.
Ahhhh…. Role play eh
Lol no it is just a normal bed.
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So you don't want nice nurse to come look after you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smile a lot.
+12
You have a nice smile too
I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon
Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.
However, that's my actual bed lol.
Ahhhh…. Role play eh
Lol no it is just a normal bed.
So you don't want nice nurse to come look after you."
My mind didn't even go there.
As long as she isn't too nice. |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai / Nottingham |
"On a scale of -7 to +13, using the guide below.
-7 to -1. You’re a fucking miserable cunt, you never smile, you make the atmosphere gloomy, you like all the posts on Facebook that say “who remembers coal and lard”. Small talk on a date = when do you think world war 3 will be.
0 You occasionally smile and look like a baby with really bad wind. It’s hurts others in the same room
1-7 I’m bored now just pick a number.
I think I’m about a 4 or 5 I’m not constantly jolly and go through periods of of being grumpy, but I try to laugh at one thing daily even if it’s just my silly face in the mirror I DONT BELIEEEEEEVE IT"
It’s the TRIOOTH…. |
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I’d say I’m about a 10. I love smiling and being happy, it gets me through life.
But I’m not one of those weirdos who walks down the street with a big shit eating grin for no reason, so it quite a 13. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a pretty happy face I think. I'm always smiling, kinda goofy. I wouldn't say I have a bitch face unless I'm seriously pissed off.
I always get labeled as the happy one, even from people who don't know me well, think it's just the impression my face gives off. If only they knew the pain and sadness that resides inside.   |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai / Nottingham |
"I’d say I’m about a 10. I love smiling and being happy, it gets me through life.
But I’m not one of those weirdos who walks down the street with a big shit eating grin for no reason, so it quite a 13. "
You look very happy to.
I can see from your profile pic you’re in some kind of secure unit, good for you being positive in tough times. I hope you get out soon |
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I typically look like a guilty as sin arsehole posing for a police mug shot.
Sometimes, rarely, the left corner of my mouth may raise a millimetre or so but generally I’m a veritable miserable looking bastard and no mistake guv’nor |
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"I’d say I’m about a 10. I love smiling and being happy, it gets me through life.
But I’m not one of those weirdos who walks down the street with a big shit eating grin for no reason, so it quite a 13.
You look very happy to.
I can see from your profile pic you’re in some kind of secure unit, good for you being positive in tough times. I hope you get out soon "
Who’s that? Frank, is that you? Thank goodness, I need to get to the library before the mayor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A 10 when there's good boobs in my face.
Contrary to fab belief I don't actually walk around like a Cheshire cat and look quite moody unless I'm avin a lafff |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai / Nottingham |
"I have resting bitch face. Unless I'm actively laughing, I look miserable. Although sometimes apparently I look ready to kill too.
Pxx"
Yeah but your laugh makes up for it , quite contagious  |
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"I smile a lot.
+12"
And a very nice smile it is!
I smile a lot. Some people think I’m annoyingly happy - I’d say I’m happily annoying. 
I’d give myself an 8 tbh - I’m generally happy but - like most people - circumstances occasionally stop me from smiling. X |
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My nickname at school was Jimmy after the POTUS at the time Jimmy Carter because we both had a permanent smile.
It might have aged a little, been tested many many times and taken semi retirement so it's gone from a 8 to a 6.  |
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"I have resting bitch face. Unless I'm actively laughing, I look miserable. Although sometimes apparently I look ready to kill too.
Pxx
Yeah but your laugh makes up for it , quite contagious "
That smile can hold a world of menace and teeth at the wrong time too! (However cute normally)
Eros xx |
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I’ve never even been silly ever! You must be confused you silly goose 
