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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Why?

Ok, I can grasp the intrinsic logic for finger nails; they facilitate fine tasks (scratching one’s bum hole or squeezing blackheads etc) but toe nails…?

Anyone care to explain?

Also, has anyone here perchance been abducted by aliens?

If so, did you happen to notice if they have toe nails?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To protect our toes before we had shoes

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Why?

Ok, I can grasp the intrinsic logic for finger nails; they facilitate fine tasks (scratching one’s bum hole or squeezing blackheads etc) but toe nails…?

Anyone care to explain?

Also, has anyone here perchance been abducted by aliens?

If so, did you happen to notice if they have toe nails?

"

If you've never dropped something heavy enough on your big toe to cause your toenail to eventually fall off.....then you'll never realise how sensitive they'd be without a hard nail protecting it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's the only way we can tell the difference between humans and frogs.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"It's the only way we can tell the difference between humans and frogs."

True.

Very young humans look just like tadpoles......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s all a scam promoted by The Man to make you by bathroom products you don't actually need.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Soho

Without toes there would be no toe-nail clippings. Without toe-nail clippings on the bathroom floor there would be no arguments between a mán and a wôman.

And then life would be soooo boring.

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Holibobs

From Ye olde days when we used to walk on all fours. Nails protect and strengthen the sensitive digits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So that women have pretty feet when painted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Somewhere for the fungus to grow

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have just read with interest that the Guinness World record holder for longest toenails is Louise Hollis from the US and who has been toenail growing as a hobby since 1982.

I was going to buy her some socks for Christmas but on second thoughts…..

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Why?

Ok, I can grasp the intrinsic logic for finger nails; they facilitate fine tasks (scratching one’s bum hole or squeezing blackheads etc) but toe nails…?

Anyone care to explain?

Also, has anyone here perchance been abducted by aliens?

If so, did you happen to notice if they have toe nails?

"

I scratch my bumhole with my toes, so they’re very useful for me.

Also, if there were no toenails I’d have no toenail clippings with which to make my back scratchers. They go well on Etsy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So that women have pretty feet when painted "

Especially well pedicured with red nail polish and strappy heels

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

I don't trim my toenails very often so I can use them like they're sloth-claws when I climb trees.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pretty sure they're need to scratch your leg when you're all cozy in bed

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