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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Just wondering what sort of food would you prepare for your date ?

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By *ycanNightsMan  over a year ago

Workington

I mean without the context of veggie, like spicy foods etc

I'd probably say Italian food is a good shout..I can knock up a good carbonara or spag bol

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pizza. Safe. Unless you’re gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, allergic to tomatoes… oh wait…

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd ask them what they like, to avoid any issues.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

They can feast on my womanly delights.

Or maybe a sandwich.

Mrs TMN x

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By *cunnylassCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

Chips.Only a wrong 'un doesn't like chips!

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"Just wondering what sort of food would you prepare for your date ?"

Order a takeaway, you will have more time to spend with your date and less worry about getting the recipe right. Its a win win.

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

A Mutton vindaloo

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Sushi is good bed food

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chips.Only a wrong 'un doesn't like chips!"

This, right here ^^

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I mean without the context of veggie, like spicy foods etc

I'd probably say Italian food is a good shout..I can knock up a good carbonara or spag bol "

Like as in anything whats your go to thing to try and show thats your not just a male and you can cook is all I mean

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved"

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved"
eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Pizza. Safe. Unless you’re gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, allergic to tomatoes… oh wait…"
really u make pizza from scratch i mean what do you make if you wanna wow someone not just take them out for a meal what other skill do you have

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'd ask them what they like, to avoid any issues."
what if its complex and you can't cook it

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"They can feast on my womanly delights.

Or maybe a sandwich.

Mrs TMN x"

would be amazing maybe a fish sandwich

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Chips.Only a wrong 'un doesn't like chips!"
so your skill is maken chips?

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just wondering what sort of food would you prepare for your date ?

Order a takeaway, you will have more time to spend with your date and less worry about getting the recipe right. Its a win win."

but ordering in is just like an easy way your saying something everyone know il askin you what sort of cooking skills do you have and whats your go to to wow people if its only picking up the phone then I feel sorry for the males

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"A Mutton vindaloo "
good choice unique

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By *elloWoman  over a year ago

alpha centauri

Pasta bake, with salad and bread .

It is delicious hot, warm even cold. So if we get distracted with eachother it doesn't matter what time we eat it.

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Sushi is good bed food "
yeah its is but are you making it or just phoning

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Chips.Only a wrong 'un doesn't like chips!

This, right here ^^"

but chips are bland

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play"

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Pasta bake, with salad and bread .

It is delicious hot, warm even cold. So if we get distracted with eachother it doesn't matter what time we eat it."

exactly someone gets it yeah thats exactly what I mean it shoes your skills and taht your able to make sure who ever your with or having sex with is at least fed

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal"

I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Sushi is good bed food "
fact of the day

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Me, I am delectable!

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Me, I am delectable!"
true but whats that your only skill? If not then what else do you provide

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By *anasGodMan  over a year ago

everywhere


"Just wondering what sort of food would you prepare for your date ?"

Any fishy…Salmon is extremely aphrodisiac alternative KFC always works

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

I like to skip the feed 'em and the forget 'em stages of the three Fs

... and finance 'em, in case anyone is thinking of wisecracking on here at my expense!

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

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By *oystick-MCRMan  over a year ago

Manchester | London

Just ask. She might just want anal

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just wondering what sort of food would you prepare for your date ?

Any fishy…Salmon is extremely aphrodisiac alternative KFC always works "

wait wat yall cook kfc for dates thats a trick man knowing how to make perfect crispy chicken

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I like to skip the feed 'em and the forget 'em stages of the three Fs

... and finance 'em, in case anyone is thinking of wisecracking on here at my expense!"

its 4 fs bro u forgetting fucking too

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just ask. She might just want anal "
she may but what I mean is other than sexual expertise how do yall show a women or partner yall have cooking skills or yall just winging it

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante


"Me, I am delectable! true but whats that your only skill? If not then what else do you provide"

Provide?

With a meet?

Condoms, lube!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities "

Oh. I'm not even skilled in the sex. I make a decent birthday card though.

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities

Oh. I'm not even skilled in the sex. I make a decent birthday card though."

very nice i don't even gift bday cards as its just card to me nothing good but what I was trying find out is whats people go to dishes to cook to wow a sexual partner thats all , I know most of all on site just want attention or sex but I'm saying what about a way to show that without act desperate ie displaying skills that not every human has honded

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Me, I am delectable! true but whats that your only skill? If not then what else do you provide

Provide?

With a meet?

Condoms, lube!"

in general anyone with cash can provide those things, if that's all you have what makes you special etc for males its about standing out from crowd so how do yall stand out me I do it with food I think it represents something akin to actually care and cherrishment as they taken time to prp and make a meal to wow you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sushi is good bed food "

I hear sushi is great in bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmm I dont know, if I was cooking a meal I would ask him. For a meet we're getting jelly babies, stem ginger shortbread and a flask of tea if I am doing the catering. I do love to be cooked for on longer/overnight meets though. Its a treat. Not too heavy a meal though although there will be no sex. And if there's garlic thats on you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d like to cook breakfast for them.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’d like to cook breakfast for them. "

Smooooooooooooooove

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot

You can't go wrong with spagbol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I spend every day cooking, we're eating out.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities

Oh. I'm not even skilled in the sex. I make a decent birthday card though. very nice i don't even gift bday cards as its just card to me nothing good but what I was trying find out is whats people go to dishes to cook to wow a sexual partner thats all , I know most of all on site just want attention or sex but I'm saying what about a way to show that without act desperate ie displaying skills that not every human has honded

"

I totally get it...

I have no skills. I am skill defunct

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cook everyday

So it’s either a harvester

All you can eat breakfast

Or KFC or Burger King

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I spend every day cooking, we're eating out. "

Put your feet up and let me eat you out….

*hate that phrase but I had to!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d like to cook breakfast for them.

Smooooooooooooooove"

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

A nice selection of dips, meats, cheeses, salad,freshly baked bread and such like is better as you can take your time to nibble over a glass of wine and have a good chat and get to know people. Unless of course you know them already, in which case you do a dinner you think they will enjoy.

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By *oystick-MCRMan  over a year ago

Manchester | London

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By *oystick-MCRMan  over a year ago

Manchester | London


"Just ask. She might just want anal she may but what I mean is other than sexual expertise how do yall show a women or partner yall have cooking skills or yall just winging it"

If I’m not talking about vag, food is the conversation. I would know likes/dislikes early on

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"You can't go wrong with spagbol "

You can if you don't drain off all the fat.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot


"You can't go wrong with spagbol

You can if you don't drain off all the fat."

Surely everyone knows to do that

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By *oystick-MCRMan  over a year ago

Manchester | London


"You can't go wrong with spagbol

You can if you don't drain off all the fat.

Surely everyone knows to do that "

Or use turkey meat

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot


"You can't go wrong with spagbol

You can if you don't drain off all the fat.

Surely everyone knows to do that

Or use turkey meat "

I've never seen anyone use turkey when making a spagbol

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By *acDreamyMan  over a year ago

Wirral


"Just wondering what sort of food would you prepare for your date ?"

It depends who with and if its likely to end in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pizza. Safe. Unless you’re gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, allergic to tomatoes… oh wait… really u make pizza from scratch i mean what do you make if you wanna wow someone not just take them out for a meal what other skill do you have"

I do make pizza from scratch, yes. I don’t tend to cook great big elaborate meals now - not everyone gets as excited about food as I do, so simple is better.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

Wales

Chicken Chowmein.

You can tell a lot about a man from the way he slurps up a noodle.

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By *eautifully-TwistedWoman  over a year ago

Telford

I don't date

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chicken Chowmein.

You can tell a lot about a man from the way he slurps up a noodle."

Do you want my spring roll?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chicken Chowmein.

You can tell a lot about a man from the way he slurps up a noodle."

Slowly and purposely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bag of Haribo, and a bottle of Cherry B

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By *irBummyFingerMan  over a year ago

Carmarthen

I did a full on roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, the full works, not recommended. She ate loads, washed it down with gallons of wine and then fell asleep on the sofa!

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"I did a full on roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, the full works, not recommended. She ate loads, washed it down with gallons of wine and then fell asleep on the sofa! "

Sex first, food later is the golden rule!

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"You can't go wrong with spagbol "
least some one gets it man some people here are like nadda a fuck them and send um hame like no attempt to wow anyone

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I spend every day cooking, we're eating out. "
then you should know something to make in 12 /15 that would wow the average person qs they wouldn't know how to do that, thats q skill

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities

Oh. I'm not even skilled in the sex. I make a decent birthday card though. very nice i don't even gift bday cards as its just card to me nothing good but what I was trying find out is whats people go to dishes to cook to wow a sexual partner thats all , I know most of all on site just want attention or sex but I'm saying what about a way to show that without act desperate ie displaying skills that not every human has honded

I totally get it...

I have no skills. I am skill defunct"

you said that not me im saying if thats a male pov then your fucked as what else do you have to wow a partner do you have tango hips to do the cha cha cha otherwise you just a cock if your a male you need skills to accompany your cock

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I cook everyday

So it’s either a harvester

All you can eat breakfast

Or KFC or Burger King

"

then you should be able to make food in 12/14 mins that would wow and average person as they don't have that skills

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"A nice selection of dips, meats, cheeses, salad,freshly baked bread and such like is better as you can take your time to nibble over a glass of wine and have a good chat and get to know people. Unless of course you know them already, in which case you do a dinner you think they will enjoy. "
this is a good choice its a very no from me as I hate the chart boards but its the thought that counts and yeah that shows at least that you trying and its not all about the fish taco your about to eat

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham

I wouldn't be. I'd meet at a restaurant instead.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Strawberrys and squirty cream x

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just wondering what sort of food would you prepare for your date ?

It depends who with and if its likely to end in bed! "

yeah but all things equal its not and your trying to wow them don't think with your cock in alpha male way think what sortvof cooking skill would you apply to wow the parnter whether you know them or not im a believer in everyone at least should get food , millions don't a day so its a small thing to just say hey u want some food and wip something up in 15 mins some on here are acting like its a baby sacrifice and takes weeks to prep

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Pizza. Safe. Unless you’re gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, allergic to tomatoes… oh wait… really u make pizza from scratch i mean what do you make if you wanna wow someone not just take them out for a meal what other skill do you have,

I do make pizza from scratch, yes. I don’t tend to cook great big elaborate meals now - not everyone gets as excited about food as I do, so simple is better."

this this is perfect if you told me that qt the table as you severd it'd be amazed and would show that u went to extra attention which is something a cock or a vag cant display so many think this was just about how to get sex quicker when I'm actually saying what's your go to dish to wow someone fuck I can use my cock to wow them but if every male has a cock you need more skills that dick swinging and pizzas like bjs even when bad they are good

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Chicken Chowmein.

You can tell a lot about a man from the way he slurps up a noodle."

there we go someone's getting it

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bag of Haribo, and a bottle of Cherry B"
wow heavy princes and popper yall lot

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don't date "
good choice but its not even dating i just believe everyone should get a hot meal regardless of what sexual activities we would do or not its human nature to eat or show a bond over food

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved"

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger.

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I did a full on roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, the full works, not recommended. She ate loads, washed it down with gallons of wine and then fell asleep on the sofa! "
sounds good just cause you didn't get what you wanted or had pre plans but the food worked good food sends you to a coma and a bet the lady will never forget that which is more than u might say about one random sex encounter in possibly 100s

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I did a full on roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, the full works, not recommended. She ate loads, washed it down with gallons of wine and then fell asleep on the sofa!

Sex first, food later is the golden rule!"

thats offly weird of you you do know you can hang around with humans for sexual activities and just slow play them don't need jump right to shove sausages into a lady gub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cook her a spicy vindaloo, then anal 5 hours later

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't be. I'd meet at a restaurant instead."
but thats not a skill what skill do you have to show off then that you have cash or can pay or speak to q waiter nice its not about the date its about how a male or female express other ways of wanting to show people hey I wanna fuck you but males can't just do it with they cock they need skills to attract females

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Strawberrys and squirty cream x"
food choice smart simple and hey even better than most men saying crisp and 1pound haribos and some saying fuck um and feed um later like real gents

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities

Oh. I'm not even skilled in the sex. I make a decent birthday card though. very nice i don't even gift bday cards as its just card to me nothing good but what I was trying find out is whats people go to dishes to cook to wow a sexual partner thats all , I know most of all on site just want attention or sex but I'm saying what about a way to show that without act desperate ie displaying skills that not every human has honded

I totally get it...

I have no skills. I am skill defunct you said that not me im saying if thats a male pov then your fucked as what else do you have to wow a partner do you have tango hips to do the cha cha cha otherwise you just a cock if your a male you need skills to accompany your cock"

I'm not a man.

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger."

ok but people go on outer dates all time isn't that sitting down eating with total stranger so am I missing something here

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By *irBummyFingerMan  over a year ago

Carmarthen


"I did a full on roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, the full works, not recommended. She ate loads, washed it down with gallons of wine and then fell asleep on the sofa! sounds good just cause you didn't get what you wanted or had pre plans but the food worked good food sends you to a coma and a bet the lady will never forget that which is more than u might say about one random sex encounter in possibly 100s"
didn’t understand a word of that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger. ok but people go on outer dates all time isn't that sitting down eating with total stranger so am I missing something here"

Yeah missing the point they made, "I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved". There is such a thing as social anxiety that affects ppl in a whole host of ways, eating in front of ppl being one.

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities

Oh. I'm not even skilled in the sex. I make a decent birthday card though. very nice i don't even gift bday cards as its just card to me nothing good but what I was trying find out is whats people go to dishes to cook to wow a sexual partner thats all , I know most of all on site just want attention or sex but I'm saying what about a way to show that without act desperate ie displaying skills that not every human has honded

I totally get it...

I have no skills. I am skill defunct you said that not me im saying if thats a male pov then your fucked as what else do you have to wow a partner do you have tango hips to do the cha cha cha otherwise you just a cock if your a male you need skills to accompany your cock

I'm not a man. "

it applys both ways don't take me literally thats like saying u have no alternative women skills to wow a man other than sexual activities

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I did a full on roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, the full works, not recommended. She ate loads, washed it down with gallons of wine and then fell asleep on the sofa! sounds good just cause you didn't get what you wanted or had pre plans but the food worked good food sends you to a coma and a bet the lady will never forget that which is more than u might say about one random sex encounter in possibly 100sdidn’t understand a word of that "
I said your story sounded good to me I dno what was wrong with cooking food and them falling asleep it means you did well

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I have a fab friend coming over tomorrow for social.

I'm making butter chicken masala, pilau rice, onion bhaji, sag paneer and paratha stuffed with spiced potato and veg.

All from scratch.

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger. ok but people go on outer dates all time isn't that sitting down eating with total stranger so am I missing something here

Yeah missing the point they made, "I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved". There is such a thing as social anxiety that affects ppl in a whole host of ways, eating in front of ppl being one. "

ok so that persons saying the cant eat in front of new people of so then how do they deal with like I said food outing for 1st time dos it always need be firmilar as they don't wanna have new experiences or the thought of new shit scares them at much they shut off qnd yeah I know of debilitating mental health issues I have a few myself, hence why my 1ster ever question was to ask random strangers about food on a sex site

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have a fab friend coming over tomorrow for social.

I'm making butter chicken masala, pilau rice, onion bhaji, sag paneer and paratha stuffed with spiced potato and veg.

All from scratch."

very nice alot of ingredients and effort there , cooking includes things that people can't see time effort love cheerishment good company talks etc its more than just food its a bonding moment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger. ok but people go on outer dates all time isn't that sitting down eating with total stranger so am I missing something here

Yeah missing the point they made, "I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved". There is such a thing as social anxiety that affects ppl in a whole host of ways, eating in front of ppl being one. ok so that persons saying the cant eat in front of new people of so then how do they deal with like I said food outing for 1st time dos it always need be firmilar as they don't wanna have new experiences or the thought of new shit scares them at much they shut off qnd yeah I know of debilitating mental health issues I have a few myself, hence why my 1ster ever question was to ask random strangers about food on a sex site"

As to how they deal with it, you'll have to ask them, cuz really I aint got a fucking clue. I thought I was on a food review website

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities

Oh. I'm not even skilled in the sex. I make a decent birthday card though. very nice i don't even gift bday cards as its just card to me nothing good but what I was trying find out is whats people go to dishes to cook to wow a sexual partner thats all , I know most of all on site just want attention or sex but I'm saying what about a way to show that without act desperate ie displaying skills that not every human has honded

I totally get it...

I have no skills. I am skill defunct you said that not me im saying if thats a male pov then your fucked as what else do you have to wow a partner do you have tango hips to do the cha cha cha otherwise you just a cock if your a male you need skills to accompany your cock

I'm not a man. it applys both ways don't take me literally thats like saying u have no alternative women skills to wow a man other than sexual activities "

I didn't even say I have sexual skills

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

eating pussy is still eating and can't have no sexual activities without 4play

No... that's not actually eating. Unless you're a cannibal I have been known to bite, but thats not what I mean what I mean is what do you do to show other that you are skill in other things such as sex men show this throw cooking and providing thus what do yall cook or provide tqhts isnt just sexual activities

Oh. I'm not even skilled in the sex. I make a decent birthday card though. very nice i don't even gift bday cards as its just card to me nothing good but what I was trying find out is whats people go to dishes to cook to wow a sexual partner thats all , I know most of all on site just want attention or sex but I'm saying what about a way to show that without act desperate ie displaying skills that not every human has honded

I totally get it...

I have no skills. I am skill defunct you said that not me im saying if thats a male pov then your fucked as what else do you have to wow a partner do you have tango hips to do the cha cha cha otherwise you just a cock if your a male you need skills to accompany your cock

I'm not a man. it applys both ways don't take me literally thats like saying u have no alternative women skills to wow a man other than sexual activities

I didn't even say I have sexual skills"

I know you didn't but female form has skills of its own in undisclosed ways , its subconscious

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger. ok but people go on outer dates all time isn't that sitting down eating with total stranger so am I missing something here

Yeah missing the point they made, "I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved". There is such a thing as social anxiety that affects ppl in a whole host of ways, eating in front of ppl being one. ok so that persons saying the cant eat in front of new people of so then how do they deal with like I said food outing for 1st time dos it always need be firmilar as they don't wanna have new experiences or the thought of new shit scares them at much they shut off qnd yeah I know of debilitating mental health issues I have a few myself, hence why my 1ster ever question was to ask random strangers about food on a sex site

As to how they deal with it, you'll have to ask them, cuz really I aint got a fucking clue. I thought I was on a food review website "

exactly thats it doesn't always need be about bananas and cucumbers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strawberrys and squirty cream x food choice smart simple and hey even better than most men saying crisp and 1pound haribos and some saying fuck um and feed um later like real gents"

Thanks. It’s simple and feels sexy. Red sweet strawberries with delicious sinful cream

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger. ok but people go on outer dates all time isn't that sitting down eating with total stranger so am I missing something here"

Yes, but this isn't a dating site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger. ok but people go on outer dates all time isn't that sitting down eating with total stranger so am I missing something here

Yeah missing the point they made, "I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved". There is such a thing as social anxiety that affects ppl in a whole host of ways, eating in front of ppl being one. ok so that persons saying the cant eat in front of new people of so then how do they deal with like I said food outing for 1st time dos it always need be firmilar as they don't wanna have new experiences or the thought of new shit scares them at much they shut off qnd yeah I know of debilitating mental health issues I have a few myself, hence why my 1ster ever question was to ask random strangers about food on a sex site

As to how they deal with it, you'll have to ask them, cuz really I aint got a fucking clue. I thought I was on a food review website exactly thats it doesn't always need be about bananas and cucumbers"

No its about lube and toys

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't... I don't do dates where there is eating involved

With you on this one.

Couldn't think.of anything worse than sitting down to eat with a total stranger. ok but people go on outer dates all time isn't that sitting down eating with total stranger so am I missing something here

Yes, but this isn't a dating site"

for you maybe not for people who are single looking for likeminded it is

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"I wouldn't be. I'd meet at a restaurant instead. but thats not a skill what skill do you have to show off then that you have cash or can pay or speak to q waiter nice its not about the date its about how a male or female express other ways of wanting to show people hey I wanna fuck you but males can't just do it with they cock they need skills to attract females "

You didn't mention skills in your opening post. You asked what I'd cook, so that's what I answered

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I wouldn't, he'd be taking me out for dinner.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

A takeaway menu

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By *ik69Man  over a year ago

Dubrovnik, Croatia

Steak- fries- garlic bread and salad

Red wine and 4 candles

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I just read your reason for asking... I'd want a Sunday dinner, with homemade Yorkshire puddings, that would impress me.

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

And if I was trying to impress someone, they'd have to like cake, I enjoy baking not cooking.

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wouldn't be. I'd meet at a restaurant instead. but thats not a skill what skill do you have to show off then that you have cash or can pay or speak to q waiter nice its not about the date its about how a male or female express other ways of wanting to show people hey I wanna fuck you but males can't just do it with they cock they need skills to attract females

You didn't mention skills in your opening post. You asked what I'd cook, so that's what I answered "

fair point but for males cooking is a ways to show op sex your skilled at other things than just being an alpha

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"A takeaway menu "
good choice i like a good menu

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Steak- fries- garlic bread and salad

Red wine and 4 candles "

classy quick and satisfy most but what if they don't like red meat

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I just read your reason for asking... I'd want a Sunday dinner, with homemade Yorkshire puddings, that would impress me. "
ok understanble only hard part is the yorkers and would need be preped all before if u wanted it in 20mins or less

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"And if I was trying to impress someone, they'd have to like cake, I enjoy baking not cooking."
and thats at least better than some people who would consider gifting the opp sex nadda but a dick stuffing sever with some one eyes monster cream

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By *ames-77Man  over a year ago

milton keynes

King prawn pasta slightly spicy tomato garlic chilli sauce with sweet red peppers and throw in some rocket salad

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By *untime1969Couple  over a year ago

Huddersfield

Obviously ask if there's anything they don't like , or can't eat before hand,start with simple olives ,breads cold meats etc to nibble!

then at least the main dish is something that can go in the oven like a lasagne, fish pie etc as long as it's delicious and well made then a simple salad or steamed veg that can be prepared earlier and just put on to steam at the last minute, if you want a dessert something light but delicious that can be made earlier and kept in the fridge like a lemon posset or Eton mess,with very little plating up time! The focus needs to be on your dates not your kitchen, show of your skills by the quality of food you serve not the time it takes to dish up!

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By *aza1888 OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Obviously ask if there's anything they don't like , or can't eat before hand,start with simple olives ,breads cold meats etc to nibble!

then at least the main dish is something that can go in the oven like a lasagne, fish pie etc as long as it's delicious and well made then a simple salad or steamed veg that can be prepared earlier and just put on to steam at the last minute, if you want a dessert something light but delicious that can be made earlier and kept in the fridge like a lemon posset or Eton mess,with very little plating up time! The focus needs to be on your dates not your kitchen, show of your skills by the quality of food you serve not the time it takes to dish up!"

exactly well though out menu and also thought about prep times and how to sever and yes that was the full point of this forum to post and see how others display other desirable skills like cooking nd hosting and alot failed or showd they really don't care when it comes to even basicly treating anyone you sleep with like a human being and putting they basic need of wanting to be feed above the desire for ecstacy of an orgasm

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