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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This should be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Menstruate

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Give birth

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Load the dishwasher correctly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Multitask

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Moan about anything non sexual and for absolutely no reason

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

Southern Wales

Follow directions

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle

Spread real butter on bread without tearing the bread to pieces

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use rational argument.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

Give me butterflies.

Though I guess a chap with a tray full of chrysalids might thereby win my heart. Am I now bicurious? Should I unlock my inbox?

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Drive properly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say no.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Spread real butter on bread without tearing the bread to pieces "

Glad that's not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grow a human inside of them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Listen

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Have an answer for everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She'll tell you this herself... Everything.

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By *ipppyMan  over a year ago

Poole

Breast feed

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Have multiple orgasms

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Pleasure another woman properly.

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Fart discreetly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Load the dishwasher correctly "

Really ? ...to tell you the truth , without bragging of course , but l can load it properly too , full load everytime , no space wasted .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say no."

Expert's at that ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Multitask "

Can't lie , women are streets ahead in that dept.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Understand what it’s like to have to walk on well lit roads, with your key in your hand, letting people know you got home ok, after dark…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Win an argument

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go to the toilet without pissing all over the seat.

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire


"Go to the toilet without pissing all over the seat. "
,, spot on,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go to the toilet without pissing all over the seat. "

Depends how much wine I've had to be honest.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet


"Understand what it’s like to have to walk on well lit roads, with your key in your hand, letting people know you got home ok, after dark…"

That’s a sobering thought. Makes me sad women have to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stand close to the sink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dust and hoover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Know where 'on the side' is located

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Understand what it’s like to have to walk on well lit roads, with your key in your hand, letting people know you got home ok, after dark…"

Whilst appearing confident, but not cocky. Avoiding eye contact, but not in a submissive way. And somehow still (allegedly ) achieving equality….

Yup

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Your internet

Be right, even when they’re wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Purchase smaller size shoes

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By *aui.Man  over a year ago

around here

Find things in cupboards or drawers.

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By *oelDorianMan  over a year ago

vanaheim

Give birth

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Baring in mind men can identify as women now

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire


"Pleasure another woman properly."

Ouch lol

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman  over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Have menopausal craziness stoopid symptoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moan at you for not finishing the job you said you were doing 6 month ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand what it’s like to have to walk on well lit roads, with your key in your hand, letting people know you got home ok, after dark…

Whilst appearing confident, but not cocky. Avoiding eye contact, but not in a submissive way. And somehow still (allegedly ) achieving equality….

Yup "

And not wearing revealing clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crunch a gear box

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

read people,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand what it’s like to have to walk on well lit roads, with your key in your hand, letting people know you got home ok, after dark…

Whilst appearing confident, but not cocky. Avoiding eye contact, but not in a submissive way. And somehow still (allegedly ) achieving equality….

Yup

And not wearing revealing clothes "

…and flat shoes in case running away is required…

I even spoke to someone recently who said she’d resorted to wearing leggings under her jeans on a night out, to make SA more difficult. Incredibly sad.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand what it’s like to have to walk on well lit roads, with your key in your hand, letting people know you got home ok, after dark…

Whilst appearing confident, but not cocky. Avoiding eye contact, but not in a submissive way. And somehow still (allegedly ) achieving equality….

Yup

And not wearing revealing clothes

…and flat shoes in case running away is required…

I even spoke to someone recently who said she’d resorted to wearing leggings under her jeans on a night out, to make SA more difficult. Incredibly sad."

Isn’t it ridiculous.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Load the dishwasher correctly "

Nora, in my experience the complete opposite is true. I think it's because women have no spatial awareness. You can't argue with science like that.

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

Turn me on

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By *ce cream poke man 2Man  over a year ago

Lincoln

Give me a BJ

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By *opetop4UMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Say that everything is, "fine" when it means that they are pi**ed off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go to the toilet without pissing all over the seat.

Depends how much wine I've had to be honest. "

It’s okay, we’ve all been there.

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By *omsubdevonCouple  over a year ago

Newton Abbot


"Load the dishwasher correctly "

Ok nah sorry. Mr here and I do the dishwasher.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Block the supermarket aisle with her trolley while having a mundane conversation with another woman and be totally oblivious to others who want to get past..

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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"Understand what it’s like to have to walk on well lit roads, with your key in your hand, letting people know you got home ok, after dark…

Whilst appearing confident, but not cocky. Avoiding eye contact, but not in a submissive way. And somehow still (allegedly ) achieving equality….

Yup

And not wearing revealing clothes

…and flat shoes in case running away is required…

I even spoke to someone recently who said she’d resorted to wearing leggings under her jeans on a night out, to make SA more difficult. Incredibly sad."

That is very sad

Also know how to say no thanks in such a way that doesn’t anger someone further, or lie we have a boyfriend to try and stop unwanted attention.

Or when walking home have one earphone out so you can still hear if anyone comes up behind you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Empathise rather than sympathise.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Apparently put the fucking toilet roll on the holder correctly

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

Earn 70% compared to the opposite sex

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By *tar80sWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

We can find that one thing you said you lookked for.

Right in front of you, usually.

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By *mateur100Man  over a year ago

nr faversham

Go to the ladies

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

Pass wind with dignity..

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By *londebiguyMan  over a year ago

Southport


"Drive properly "

I would heartily dispute this.

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Knit and crochet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We can find that one thing you said you lookked for.

Right in front of you, usually. "

This. Daily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look sexy whilst sipping fruit cocktails

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pass wind with dignity.."

You haven't met my sister!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask for directions

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

‘Nag you to death’?

Hahaha I joke I joke

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot

Hold a grudge for decades

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Change their own tampon

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Do the washing up without telling the world.

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

Make it onto page 1 of hot pics

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Pass wind with dignity..

You haven't met my sister!"

Always one exception

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Load the dishwasher correctly "

Jon Richardson can

https://youtu.be/0Ymh8o6GI_g

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Block someone on fab and not make a big issue over it.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Make it onto page 1 of hot pics"

He can if she's sucking his dick

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By *mateur100Man  over a year ago

nr faversham

This'll annoy....play a sport to a lower level but ask for equal pay

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Knit and crochet "

I've seen YouTube videos of men who knit better than me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Handle intense pain for sustained periods.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Handle intense pain for sustained periods. "

Yep,fair enough

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"Go to the toilet without pissing all over the seat. "

Isn't it weird that the half of the human race that have got the directional attachment, seem to also be the ones that have no sense of direction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still be able to function when we have a cold.

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"This'll annoy....play a sport to a lower level but ask for equal pay "

Comic genius ..

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Make it onto page 1 of hot pics

He can if she's sucking his dick "

I stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Win the Euros

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot


"Still be able to function when we have a cold. "

You don't get man flu

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By *mateur100Man  over a year ago

nr faversham


"Win the Euros"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Be right, even when they’re wrong "

So true

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By *har mouthfulMan  over a year ago

london

Rim me... God knows I've had enough cucks do it... women do everything better haha

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Iron out the creases in a high cotton content white shirt...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still be able to function when we have a cold.

You don't get man flu "

You’re all just big babies

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot


"Still be able to function when we have a cold.

You don't get man flu

You’re all just big babies "

Let me snuggle into your boobs when I'm ill and I'll accept that

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Ironing

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By *ndiiiMan  over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Always be right!!!!!

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Get hysterical over nothing

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Have 3 cocks inserted in 3 hole's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still be able to function when we have a cold.

You don't get man flu

You’re all just big babies

Let me snuggle into your boobs when I'm ill and I'll accept that "

Seee, so needy!

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Still be able to function when we have a cold. "

I'll have you know, it's rather debilitating. Some warm tea and understanding wouldn't go amiss during our fateful plight

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot


"Still be able to function when we have a cold.

You don't get man flu

You’re all just big babies

Let me snuggle into your boobs when I'm ill and I'll accept that

Seee, so needy! "

Yes, I have needs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Please don't say change a flat tyre

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still be able to function when we have a cold.

I'll have you know, it's rather debilitating. Some warm tea and understanding wouldn't go amiss during our fateful plight "

“There, there *dabs head with a wet flannel* it’ll all be over soon”. Like that?

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Bury a stiff without a shovel

Bleed for several days without dying

See whats really going on- women have better peripheral vision

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Still be able to function when we have a cold.

I'll have you know, it's rather debilitating. Some warm tea and understanding wouldn't go amiss during our fateful plight

“There, there *dabs head with a wet flannel* it’ll all be over soon”. Like that?

"

Ma'am... That's your underwear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get meets easily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still be able to function when we have a cold.

I'll have you know, it's rather debilitating. Some warm tea and understanding wouldn't go amiss during our fateful plight

“There, there *dabs head with a wet flannel* it’ll all be over soon”. Like that?

Ma'am... That's your underwear "

Shhh shhh, just close your eyes .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sharpening their alloy wheels with the kerb

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Still be able to function when we have a cold.

I'll have you know, it's rather debilitating. Some warm tea and understanding wouldn't go amiss during our fateful plight

“There, there *dabs head with a wet flannel* it’ll all be over soon”. Like that?

Ma'am... That's your underwear

Shhh shhh, just close your eyes ."

Ok, if you're saying so, then I can totally trust you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sharpening their alloy wheels with the kerb"

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Ask for directions when she is lost.

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By *abulousBumPussyWoman  over a year ago

Mystery Machine

Lick her own elbow.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple  over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Ovulate

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By *avandPennyCouple  over a year ago

Wigan

Find the clit.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Absolutely loads of things….

But then that’s why we sisters are doing it for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Block someone on fab and not make a big issue over it. "

And get blocked by someone on fab and not be a wanker about it

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By *empusMan  over a year ago

Poole


"Pleasure another woman properly."

Ouch x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Queef

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Pop a ping-pong ball out...

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By *ornyguyMan  over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI


"Load the dishwasher correctly "

Another vote against this. I have to rearrange the dishwasher after she's attempted it. I get more in, plus I also have awareness that things can stop the arms spinningof they're in the way.

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By *irBummyFingerMan  over a year ago

Carmarthen


"Sharpening their alloy wheels with the kerb"
not again!

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Dent the car going at 20 mph

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chez/Sheff

Lie convincingly

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By *eading beddingMan  over a year ago

Berkshire

Get turned without everyone in the room knowing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say no

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Do other tasks while talking/texting on the phone.

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By *eadjeyecMan  over a year ago

Bucks/London


"Pop a ping-pong ball out..."

You can pop it out and we hit it away

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