Have you ever....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Put your foot in your mouth so bad, there's no coming back from it you just have to walk away in embarrassment?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well there was the time I told my son's I was going to buy some Durex paint....I meant Dulux...

By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

So many times I’ve lost count

By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes. Nothing else but yes

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I asked my hairdresser to book me in for a blow job instead of a blow dry once

By *hatChattyGuyMan over a year ago

folkestone

Every day

By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Your internet

A mate of mine was feeling stressed at work once, so I offered him a foot job.

Obviously I meant a foot rub but that was it for the whole day, merciless piss taking!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a bloke, so at least twice a day

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Port talbot

I'm not going to lie but I don't think I could walk with my foot in my mouth